Things you NEVER want to hear while having sex

[missmaddy]

His wife telling you to get out of their bed.

 

[Hypoxia]

"Sometime I just have to pick the scabs and let the pus run a little."

 

[bbtp41]

You're going to have to hurry; I have a sermon to preach in fifteen minutes.

 

[DiskoTroop]

"Your mother sucks cocks in Hell"

 

[Mropietaylor69]

Dad. can I sleep with you and mommy?

 

[GothAngelBabe]

hurry up the husband (wife) is coming any time soon

 

[DiskoTroop]

"He chose you, honey! From all the women in the world to be the mother of his only living son!"

 

[loquere]

Anderson Cooper & camera crew bursts into room. "Reporting live from the scene of the tragedy...."

 

[loquere]

"Fuck me like your cocks a knife, and your a manic serial killer."

 

[loquere]

"Yeah fuck me like that, now choke me until I pass out!"

 

[loquere]

"Bleed bitch bleed!"

 

[Handley_Page]

Clang a lang, Clang a lang, Clang a lang

The Fire Alarm

 

[loquere]

"I'm running for congress, can I count on your support this November?"

 

[loquere]

"Oh shit... I think this was actually the wrong hotel room."

 

[loquere]

"Can we role play, can I imagine that your my mother, is that okay?"

 

[loquere]

"But I really am Jesus Christ."

 

[Tony2015]

From near the gun cabinet:

"Yes, I am her husband."

 

[loquere]

"That's not my name."

 

[loquere]

"Get my name right, or I'll bite off your penis."

 

[GoldenCojones]

Is it supposed to bleed like that?

 

[Handley_Page]

Got any bandages ?

 

[loquere]

"I'm stuck."

 

[loquere]

"Your pussy won't let me out, it just keeps getting tighter and tighter, I'm bleeding!"

 

[loquere]

"Bitch!.... Your pussy just ate my penis!"

 

[redhot_363236]

You hear....
Nothing at all unusual
Then a hand suddenly clamps onto your windpipe, and you remember that her husband was a Green Beret