Things you NEVER want to hear while having sex

[loquere]

"I don't know why your so pissed my sister loved when I did that to her?"

 

[loquere]

"Can I eat a burger fries and drink a beer while you suck my cock, the entire length of the movie?"

 

[Gamina]

I tested positive today! That is a good thing right?

 

[loquere]

"Are you listening to the game through your earphones while we're making love! On our anniversary?"

 

[loquere]

"My water broke!"

 

[loquere]

"I love you long time."

 

[loquere]

"I should tell you, I'm kinda Married."

 

[loquere]

"I'm really into anime, can we role play?"

 

[loquere]

Snap, crack & pop.

 

[loquere]

"Oh we don't need a safe word, hi hi hi hah hah hah hah!"

 

[loquere]

"Ohhh, that's where I left my Keys."

 

[loquere]

"Die bitch die!"

 

[loquere]

"You fuck like a fag!"

 

[loquere]

Deleted

 

[loquere]

"Funny thing I thought I would never have to say this..... but you're actually too big, so get the fuck out!"

 

[loquere]

"Time, your hour is up."

 

[loquere]

"Ambulance!"

 

[Lilylovex64]

"Don't put that there.."

 

[Kitty]

I've learned to forgive farts.

 

[loquere]

In the midst of darkness, the woman going "where are you?" and then the sound of a cat screeching.

 

[loquere]

Camera flashes.

 

[loquere]

An emergency broadcast advising area evacuation.

 

[loquere]

Echoing from the hallway, "Surprise your mom and I decided to surprise you honey.... Honey!"

 

[Handley_Page]

The sound of a weapon being cocked. . .

 

[loquere]

"Fire!"