Things you NEVER want to hear while having sex

[loquere]

"Hands up, don't shoot"

 

[loquere]

Screaming at the top of his/her lungs, "God Wills It!"

 

[loquere]

"Give me what I want, or I'll kill everyone!"

 

[loquere]

"help!"

 

[loquere]

"diarrhea."

 

[loquere]

"hiv."

 

[loquere]

"Bill Cosby."

 

[Lia Monde]

My prostate exam felt better.

 

[Handley_Page]

"And - CUT"

 

[JKendallDane]

"While you are down there so close and personal with your face, could you check and see if that cyst just inside is still oozing?"

(and i think that one may well be my swan song with this thread :caning

 

[Handley_Page]

"While you are down there so close and personal with your face, could you check and see if that cyst just inside is still oozing?"

(and i think that one may well be my swan song with this thread :caning

Caning is the least you may expect with that one!

 

[loquere]

"While you are down there so close and personal with your face, could you check and see if that cyst just inside is still oozing?"

(and i think that one may well be my swan song with this thread :caning

Bravo!



Can.... I Can not top that.

 

[Hypoxia]

"You call that thing a cock? Naw, THIS is a cock!"

 

[loquere]

"Are you even trying?"

 

[Handley_Page]

Now don't be shy; it's easy when you get used to it. Try again.

 

[loquere]

"That's not my name."

 

[loquere]

"I have nine kids, you're going to love them. They can't wait to meet they're new dad."

 

[walkingeagle]

Hurry up I need to clean fish--

 

[loquere]

"Is it okay if I eat a snack while we do this?"

 

[Tigersman]

The sound of a slide slamming forward on a 9mm.

 

[Handley_Page]

The sound of a slide slamming forward on a 9mm.

Or the sound of the hammer being cocked on a .357 . . .

 

[Hypoxia]

A thundering herd rapidly approaching your tentful of naked bodies.

 

[loquere]

Snip.

 

[loquere]

"Please sign my prenup."

 

[loquere]

"Honey have you considered getting a vasectomy?"