Things you NEVER want to hear while having sex

[coochiebarber]

It's time to feed my cats.

 

[Pigheaded]

Move your ass over please, I'm watching the news!

 

[loquere]

Have you ever considered liposuction?

 

[SlightlyGone]

Shhh, it's okay, just pretend you're your mother.

 

[coochiebarber]

I've had bigger!!

 

[Pigheaded]

Wake me up when your done.

 

[coochiebarber]

Bitch snoring like an old Bear.

 

[Zeb_Carter]

Door to the bedroom swings open and your wife yells at as you're plunging your cock into her girl friend, "Your story about us has finally been approved!"

 

[Hypoxia]

"Mr Trump will see you now."

 

[Pigheaded]

Hurry up, my boyfriend is waiting

 

[loquere]

"I must confess, I've lied to you for years, I'm a Russian spy."

 

[loquere]

"I'm a Nazi."

 

[loquere]

"That'll do pig, that'll do."

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rjQtzV9IZ0Q

 

[loquere]

"I was always told, if you're good at something, never do it for free! So....."

 

[loquere]

You can go now.

 

[loquere]

What are your expecting a tip? Get out.

 

[loquere]

I'm done and this isn't a hotel, so get the fuck out.... Now!

 

[Hypoxia]

I think I picked this up at a gloryhole in Pensacola.

 

[loquere]

Call an ambulance.

 

[loquere]

Fire!

 

[coochiebarber]

Your wife going to be here any moment!

 

[RNJAG]

Nexxxxxxt!

 

[Handley_Page]

Do you have any Penicillin ?

 

[loquere]

Pop crackle and snap.

 

[coochiebarber]

My boss wanna have a word with you.