Crying kids.
In particular when the best wife of them all foregoes the after-sex cuddles to go up in order to calm down the kid and the stiffled sobs in the kids room turn to panicky shrieks.
So the wife comes down again, not understanding the world anymore and I go up; speaking all to myself while going up: "All is fine, no worries, all under control, we are there, come on now" to calm down the kid that after crying silently in its bed when seeing his mother seemd in a acute state of panic.
He throws himself into my arms howling "Dad, mom transformed into a werewolf, i was so afraid".
"Come on kid, that is stupid, mom's not a werewolf, you know that".
"Yes, I heard how she howled when she transformed".
It is true, she is not exactly quiet during sex.
In particular when the best wife of them all foregoes the after-sex cuddles to go up in order to calm down the kid and the stiffled sobs in the kids room turn to panicky shrieks.
So the wife comes down again, not understanding the world anymore and I go up; speaking all to myself while going up: "All is fine, no worries, all under control, we are there, come on now" to calm down the kid that after crying silently in its bed when seeing his mother seemd in a acute state of panic.
He throws himself into my arms howling "Dad, mom transformed into a werewolf, i was so afraid".
"Come on kid, that is stupid, mom's not a werewolf, you know that".
"Yes, I heard how she howled when she transformed".
It is true, she is not exactly quiet during sex.
