Things you NEVER want to hear while having sex

[jaF0]

Gee Whizz Mom, what's Mr. Wilson doing to you? And why is Dad tied to that chair with that thing on his thing?

 

[loquere]

Covfefe

 

[JKendallDane]

For some reason, I've got a sudden craving for a tuna fish sandwich.

.

 

[loquere]

I don't believe in showers or bathing.

 

[ChloeTzang]

I don't want to waste this cucumber, how about I toss it in the salad?

 

[Handley_Page]

Honey, you don't actually blow.

 

[Hypoxia]

"Hi honey, don't mind us, we'll be done soon."

 

[JasonClearwater]

'Weird. Your brother doesn't do that.'

 

[Hypoxia]

"Show me the beef."

 

[Elloelle]

Anything by Marylin Manson. That stuff just creeps me out.

 

[plesmore]

have you started yet?

 

[Naughty_Penpal]

'Weird. Your brother doesn't do that.'

"Weird... My brother doesn't do that"

 

[loquere]

Bend over and cough.

 

[ChloeTzang]

Uhhhh .... I can't get it out.

 

[Handley_Page]

<Ding Dong>
"Avon Calling"

 

[loquere]

Fire department we're coming in.

 

[JKendallDane]

"I've never seen a clit this big."

"That's because it's not a clit."

.

 

[Hypoxia]

"Candygram! Candygram for Mongo!"

 

[latecomer91364]

The park is closed, folks.

 

[Handley_Page]

The park is closed, folks.

"When you two have Quite Finished . . ."

 

[PapaPalpatine]

Sound of a gun being cocked, "Who the Hell are you and what are you doing on top of my wife?"

 

[PapaPalpatine]

Sound of a gun being cocked, "Who the Hell are you and what are you doing on top of my daughter?"

 

[PapaPalpatine]

Any strange noises coming from under the bed, especially if it sounds hungry.

 

[loquere]

You remind me of my mother.

 

[loquere]

You remind me of my father.