Things you NEVER want to hear while having sex

[loquere]

God wills it!

 

[norfolklad]

Oh good, there's plenty of room for another one.

 

[loquere]

This isn't working out, I think we should start seeing other people after tonight.

 

[loquere]

What are you?

 

[Hypoxia]

"Where did your friends go?"

 

[loquere]

What the fuck is that?

 

[loquere]

Kill me!

 

[Handley_Page]

Now, go and get yourself thoroughly cleaned up, change the sheets and I'll be downstairs;
we must have a talk.

 

[My I]

An echo.

 

[Hypoxia]

"Sometimes I have to pick the scabs and let the pus run a little..."

 

[bobb_sledd]

Damn, I was hoping that was only a fart...

 

[FavoriteAunt]

"Sometimes I have to pick the scabs and let the pus run a little..."

 

[GoldCoastDD]

"Wow you really do squirt when you orgasm don't you? "

"I didn't squirt - my waters broke!!!"

 

[Dam_Fool]

A fart. Or "I have to fart."

Shit's done. Game over. I'm out. Good bye. Nah.

 

[RNJAG]

I'm Chris Hansen and this is "to catch a predator"

 

[Dam_Fool]

I'm Chris Hansen and this is "to catch a predator"

Oh, I know who you are Chris Hansen. But see, I calls you Chris Handsome. Now, I'mma tell you like this here: I likes ya. And I wants ya. Now we can do this the easy way or the hard way. The choice is yours......

 

[loquere]

I'd rather just continue watching Netflix.

 

[Hypoxia]

"Okay, back to page 75. The graph in the middle displays the expected..."

 

[SeanBurns1975]

Yeah, I'm just gonna have to get you to turn over and take it from behind, thanks.

 

[Handley_Page]

Have you taken your Pills today ?

 

[Naughty_Penpal]

"Quick Ivanka, your daddy's back early!"

 

[ChloeTzang]

Do you mind if I read until you're finished?

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Turn the lights out when you're finished

 

[ChloeTzang]

Do you mind putting this brown paper bag over your head while we do this?

 

[Hypoxia]

Can't you do any better than that, Daddy?