Things you NEVER want to hear while having sex

[loquere]

You remind me of my brother.

 

[loquere]

You remind me of my sister.

 

[loquere]

You remind me of myself back when I used to be a boy.

 

[Hypoxia]

"Oh shit, what is that stink?"

 

[lettinmyhairdown]

"oh look honey, a nickel!"

Sorry babe my bad...

 

[latecomer91364]

"Wrong hole!" (hahaha - there's no such thing)

 

[loquere]

My turn, flip over.

 

[ChloeTzang]

"Wrong hole!" (hahaha - there's no such thing)

Lol. Too late by the time you hear that.

 

[JKendallDane]

The smoke detector going off.

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[bobb_sledd]

The chambering of a shotgun shell...

 

[Handley_Page]

The chambering of a shotgun shell...

The sound of a knife blade on a sharpening stone. . . .

 

[Handley_Page]

(Yelling) "OK guys, it's a wrap, cut, and print it!"

 

[loquere]

Mom dad, what are you doing home early?

 

[Modernmenelaus]

From Yorkshire, England

"Ee, tha don't sweat much for a fat lass/lad"

 

[ChloeTzang]

It's stuck in there. I think we're going to need to go to the ER

 

[Handley_Page]

Nice one, Chloe.

"I think you'll be OK if you can change the battery."

 

[loquere]

Snip snip

 

[ChloeTzang]

Nice one, Chloe.

"I think you'll be OK if you can change the battery."

Oh no! I can't turn it off!

 

[My I]

An Echo?

 

[loquere]

Run!!!

 

[Jmanchu]

"Um, I just heard my dad come home, and I think you should go before he sees you. He's an ex-Marine and a cop and... I might have lied about not being in highschool."

 

[Hypoxia]

"Don't mind the fire alarm. That's just the kid playing with matches again."

 

[loquere]

"This is the FBI come out with your hands up."

 

[Hypoxia]

"Donald!?!"

 

[JKendallDane]

Holdsh shtilshz forsh a minutesh...I lostsh minsh denturshs insh theresh ansh Ish needsh toosh digsh themsh outsh.

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