Things you NEVER want to hear while having sex

[Gemma_0]

Will you still love me tomorrow

 

[loquere]

What the hell is that smell?

 

[MutualMike]

Shall we take a break to watch the game?

 

[loquere]

Britney, your twin was so much better at deep throating my cock than you, I mean he never vomited all over my dick like you just did..... So are you going to clean that up?

 

[Handley_Page]

"The bathroom's down the Hall. . . ."

 

[bobb_sledd]

Anal is going to cost you double.

 

[Handley_Page]

"Honey, I'm home !"

 

[loquere]

Anal is going to cost you double.

Lol!!

 

[loquere]

Ha hah!

 

[WillVarrus]

Your mother loved this too....

That's it?

 

[CuteSlaveLisa]

Does anyone remember old fashioned answering machines that put incoming calls on speaker?

Locale: your lover's apartment.

"This is the free clinic. We have your test results back. You need to come in and see us... "

Love and Kisses

Lisa Ann

 

[Handley_Page]

sfx: <Ding Dong >
"Avon calling "

 

[rescatooor]

"Happy Mother's Day."

 

[Hypoxia]

Sirens. Stopping just outside. Then heavy footsteps. Shouting. And then...

 

[Crownvic]

Hurry up...I have to leave soon....

 

[Handley_Page]

Quick; I have to go back to the Jail. . . .

 

[Gemma_0]

Was Maxine Waters born stupid or did she become that way over time?

 

[Hypoxia]

What's that crawling down your leg?

 

[Wishingbox]

Has that always been there?

 

[Gemma_0]

one of your nipples is smaller than the other

 

[loquere]

I want to use your tears as anal lube.

 

[SuzyWho]

Oops, sorry!

 

[loquere]

Sorry, wrong room.

 

[loquere]

Giggity Giggity Goo, all over you.

 

[Lori_the_Hoosier]

I have the body of a 22-year old; it's in the trunk of my car, wanna see...?