things you shouldn't say

How accurate was that movie about gay cowboys?

TYSS to a pregnant nun.
 
How do you have sex you're thinner than his penis?

TYSS to a catwalk model's bovfriend

I've had her, she's a lousy lay, can't suck cock, always chokes when she tries to swallow, and her ass is so tight my cock won't fit in, and really? she begs for it way too much, you can keep her


TYSS to the mallcop and his coworkers?
 
I've had her, she's a lousy lay, can't suck cock, always chokes when she tries to swallow, and her ass is so tight my cock won't fit in, and really? she begs for it way too much, you can keep her


TYSS to the mallcop and his coworkers?


Have any of you got a braincell

TYSS to a woman buying batteries
 
Look bitch my kid is not stupid. He isn't a lazy child. Get off your ass, pay attention and give a fuck. This is a top school. You have 12 kids. I have no fucking problem at home and neither do his other teachers. So are you a lazy stupid cow who can't engage a kid to want to learn?

Or Damn teach you have a great ass. Would you lift your skirt so I can slide in? Or should I wait til after class? (While said with 20 other students and their parents around)

tyss to islamic terrorists.
 
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