CafeBleu
Missing Giverny
- Joined
- Aug 3, 2010
- Posts
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No, I didn't say I could see Uranus, I said I could see your anus, you xisk weirdo...
TYSS to a heavyweight boxer...
You're a LIGHTWEIGHT !
TYSS to a pantomime cow?
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No, I didn't say I could see Uranus, I said I could see your anus, you xisk weirdo...
TYSS to a heavyweight boxer...
You're a LIGHTWEIGHT !
TYSS to a pantomime cow?
Um, what's that white stuff coming out of your fake udders?
TYSS to an Amish woman...
Lets do it with the lights on, baby!
TYSS to a Canadian
Are you an American?
TYSS to a DJ..
Your last movie sucked!Can you play the birdie song please
TYSS to a movie star
Your last movie sucked!
TYSS to a one-armed man
Can you please show me how to use the Clapper?
TYSS to Lindsay Lohan
You're tonight's designated driver!
TYSS to Simon Cowell
Ryan Seacrest wants to kiss you badly
TYSS to a cougar
Here kitty, kitty, kitty!
TYSS to a really good friend?
you know u turn me off
TYSS to a computer genius
Have you ever had a real girlfriend?
TYSS to a nurse?
How accurate was that movie about gay cowboys?
TYSS to a pregnant nun.
You were always a Nun?
TYSS to your sister.
>Sol
Yes, I know we're sisters and we share everything, but that doesn't include my husband...
TYSS to a porn star...
what a crappy production.In this production of Lear you'll be playing Goneril
TYSS to a porn producer
what a crappy production.
TYSS to judge during your stalking trial.
I know where you live - your honour!
TYSS to your stalker
Can you wait outside please? I really can't pee while you're masturbating...
TYSS to a catwalk model...
How do you have sex you're thinner than his penis?
TYSS to a catwalk model's bovfriend
I've had her, she's a lousy lay, can't suck cock, always chokes when she tries to swallow, and her ass is so tight my cock won't fit in, and really? she begs for it way too much, you can keep her
TYSS to the mallcop and his coworkers?
Have any of you got a braincell
TYSS to a woman buying batteries