sexphene1
Delightfully Refreshing
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things you shouldn't say
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Sienna
In Love With Music
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CanadianMatt87
Literotica Guru
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(while fucking) You know... you really shouldnt try this as a career... ya kinda suck.
TYSS in a lingerie store
Azuldrgon
Ronin
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Does this come in my size? (as I hold up a teddy)
TYSS to your child's art teacher.
Sienna
In Love With Music
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Excuse me sir, is the item for yourself or your wife or girlfriend?
TYSS in a nightclub
Azuldrgon
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Pirates_Wench
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When your class needs a nude model, call me!
TYSS to the cashier at the grocery store.
SirLicksAalot
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alisonwunderlnd
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lakesailer_mi
Sailing
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It's OK that you have a small dick, I really don't mind because I have a big vibrator...
TYSS to your wife.
alisonwunderlnd
pink cupcake princess
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what the hell is IN THIS?(after eating dinner she cooked for you
TYSS to a fellow litster
lakesailer_mi
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Wow...that's a hard one...(Oh, no..that won't work...that's well within the purvue of lit...)
"Hey, are you my neighbor???"
TYSS to your son's fifth grade teacher.
alisonwunderlnd
pink cupcake princess
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lakesailer_mi
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"hurry up with that order"
or
"I'm putting your tip on the table right now...every you screw up, I'm taking some of it back" (as you place a pile of quarters on the table)
TYSS to your taxi driver.
alisonwunderlnd
pink cupcake princess
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lakesailer_mi
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alisonwunderlnd
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lakesailer_mi
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Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just glad to see me...
TYSS to your doctor.
alisonwunderlnd
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uuuhmmm
i dont have a peen
sooo....how many mal practices cases have you lost?
TYSS to the cashier at Taco Bell
lakesailer_mi
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(I'm having a hard time with who me and you refers to in this case I think...
)Can I burrow my burito in your taco?
TYSS to the men working on your house.
alisonwunderlnd
pink cupcake princess
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(I'm having a hard time with who me and you refers to in this case I think...
Can I burrow my burito in your taco?
TYSS to the men working on your house.
do you all speak MEXICAN?
TYSS to a homeless person
lakesailer_mi
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alisonwunderlnd
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lakesailer_mi
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You remind me of my ex girlfriend, of course she dumped me cuz I kept cheating on her...
TYSS to your therapist.
thejabber27
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