things you shouldn't say

[LustfulOne50]

I've left all my vibes out, could you give them a good going over please?

TYSS to a waiter

Is that a fly in my soup?

TYSS to your GYN

 

[CafeBleu]

Is that a fly in my soup?

TYSS to your GYN

That's not a speculum!

TYSS to the nurse?

 

[lovemonster]

That's not a speculum!

TYSS to the nurse?

You might want to get the glove that goes up to the elbow, I think you're going to have to dig deep to get it out!

TYSS to a plumber

 

[LustfulOne50]

That's not a speculum!

TYSS to the nurse?

Ok you can disrobe now.

TYSS in church.

 

[CafeBleu]

You might want to get the glove that goes up to the elbow, I think you're going to have to dig deep to get it out!

TYSS to a plumber

Are you sure you need a hacksaw to extract me from the overflow spout?

TYSS to the window cleaner

 

[Black_Dahlia]

Are you sure you need a hacksaw to extract me from the overflow spout?

TYSS to the window cleaner

That's three times this week you've done the same window... Give it up... Your chances of seeing me naked again are zero.

TYSS a hooker.

 

[CafeBleu]

That's three times this week you've done the same window... Give it up... Your chances of seeing me naked again are zero.

TYSS a hooker.

Do you do buy one get one free?

TYSS to a brick layer?

 

[Black_Dahlia]

Do you do buy one get one free?

TYSS to a brick layer?

Just because you've been showing me your crack all day doesn't mean I'm going to show you mine...

TYSS to an eskimo...

 

[cliteatingman]

Just because you've been showing me your crack all day doesn't mean I'm going to show you mine...

TYSS to an eskimo...

I love to eat eskimo pie!

TYSS to your boss's wife

 

[Kat73]

I love to eat eskimo pie!

TYSS to your boss's wife

Does he eat your pussy like he eats mine?

TYSS to the teller at the bank.

 

[Black_Dahlia]

Does he eat your pussy like he eats mine?

TYSS to the teller at the bank.

I know the note says I've got a gnu, but it's clearly a typing error... Why would I have a gnu in my pocket?

TYSS on a nudist beach...

 

[thinking_theo]

Does he eat your pussy like he eats mine?

TYSS to the teller at the bank.

Is my gun showing?

TYSS to the pastors mistress.

 

[DaemonOfSin]

Hey wait your fucking him too?

TYSS to someone with a gun pointed at you.

 

[Black_Dahlia]

Hey wait your fucking him too?

TYSS to someone with a gun pointed at you.

If last night's anything to go by, you'll be firing blanks anyway...

TYSS in the showers at the gym...

 

[CafeBleu]

If last night's anything to go by, you'll be firing blanks anyway...

TYSS in the showers at the gym...

Let me bend over and pick up that soap for you

TYSS to a Lawyer

 

[border_humper]

Let me bend over and pick up that soap for you

TYSS to a Lawyer

Is it really true you failed the bar exam three times before passing it on your 4th try?

TYSS to a bartender

 

[Black_Dahlia]

Is it really true you failed the bar exam three times before passing it on your 4th try?

TYSS to a bartender

When I asked for a slow comfortable screw, I didn't actually mean the cocktail...

TYSS to a surgeon...

 

[Cinner]

I know the note says I've got a gnu, but it's clearly a typing error... Why would I have a gnu in my pocket?


Funniest thing I've read in weeks!



TYSS on a nudist beach...

When I asked for a slow comfortable screw, I didn't actually mean the cocktail...

TYSS to a surgeon...

I have no issue at all with euthanasia.


TYSS to a tabloid journalist...

 

[CafeBleu]

I have no issue at all with euthanasia.


TYSS to a tabloid journalist...

No photo's I'm just putting my bank statements in the trash

TYSS to limo driver

 

[Black_Dahlia]

No photo's I'm just putting my bank statements in the trash

TYSS to limo driver

Wow. Now I know why they call you Stretch...

TYSS to a stripper...

 

[lovemonster]

Wow. Now I know why they call you Stretch...

TYSS to a stripper...

Can you put your clothes back on, I hate nudity.

TYSS to a fireman.

 

[Black_Dahlia]

Can you put your clothes back on, I hate nudity.

TYSS to a fireman.

I've heard of people putting out fires by peeing on them, but jacking off... ?

TYSS in the confessional...

 

[lovemonster]

I've heard of people putting out fires by peeing on them, but jacking off... ?

TYSS in the confessional...

Wow, this is a great place to have a private masturbation session!

TYSS in a department store.

 

[Black_Dahlia]

Wow, this is a great place to have a private masturbation session!

TYSS in a department store.

Sir, if you masturbate into the lingerie, you have to buy it...

TYSS in a zoo...

 

[ravi64]

Sir, if you masturbate into the lingerie, you have to buy it...

TYSS in a zoo...

Deer are not supposed to fuck tigers


TYSS in a PTA meet