Husker1987
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I'd like to suggest that the Senior Class sell sex toys as a Prom fundraiser...
TYSS to your plumber
things you shouldn't say
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I'd like to suggest that the Senior Class sell sex toys as a Prom fundraiser...
TYSS to your plumber
DaemonOfSin
Fade to Black
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Hey if you find a pair of panties in there can I have them back?
TYSS to Captain Jack Harkness.
TYSS to Captain Jack Harkness.
CafeBleu
Missing Giverny
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85Ironman
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WTF is a Dalek?
Corbal
Cereal Killer
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we r going to get to ride in that airplane and see mickey mouse but my daddy had to go to the bathroom first
TYSS to all the strangers at the airport waiting area
"This bomb is heavy..........." **holding suitcase with two hands, straining to keep from falling forward**
TYSS to a person holding a BOMB?
WTF! I swear two seconds ago GGGB was the last post.............sorry guys!
85Ironman
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Drop it! Hands up!
TYSS on the subway.
I think I killed it anyway with my question. You simply rescued the thread from my ignorance....
phillyphan6
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"Should've worn a condom..."
CafeBleu
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Drop it! Hands up!
TYSS on the subway.
I think I killed it anyway with my question. You simply rescued the thread from my ignorance....
Oh crap I can't it in any longer....
TYSS to an alien
Black_Dahlia
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The reason your anal probe isn't working is because I've still got a dildo stuck up there...
TYSS to a psychiatrist...
CafeBleu
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I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti Phwhwhwhw
TYSS to fellow book club member
sweetpea24
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CafeBleu
Missing Giverny
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geronimo_appleby
always on the move
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i expect you to be on time and for your bill not to exceed your estimate.
TYSS to a traffic policeman.
CafeBleu
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Of course I'm a better driver than you, I drive round people at 100mph, you need blues and twos to get them out of the way.
TYSS to a man in gimp costume
Black_Dahlia
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Um, no, Billy, I don't think your Dad's secretly a super-hero... Now take it off and put it back where you found it before he gets home...
TYSS to your cell-mate...
Black_Dahlia
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Well, Doc, if you're sure Rover can't get me pregnant, I guess he won't need a vasectomy after all...
TYSS to a stage hypnotist...
CafeBleu
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Bet you couldn't make me shag that imaginary elephant.
TYSS to you parole officer
Black_Dahlia
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No, I haven't gone back to my old ways. I'm dressed like a hooker for a fancy dress party. The old naked guy? That's my, um... uncle...
TYSS to a pregnant woman...
ravi64
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good one
That lump on your tummy seems to have grown did you apply lotion
TYSS to a rapist?
simplylovelypoet
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Can we make this quick? I need to stop by the grocery store before it closes...
TYSS to a stripper...
ravi64
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simplylovelypoet
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CafeBleu
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Black_Dahlia
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No, I didn't say I could see Uranus, I said I could see your anus, you xisk weirdo...
TYSS to a heavyweight boxer...
