lovemonster
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Could you knit a willy warmer for my boyfriend Grandma, it's getting chilly!
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Could you knit a willy warmer for my boyfriend Grandma, it's getting chilly!
TYSS to your co-worker
Black_Dahlia
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Well, I know it's Casual Friday, and I know you're a nudist, but...
TYSS a woman giving birth.
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lovemonster
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Do we have to watch The Godfather trilogy every night?
TYSS to a stranger you wake up with...
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Just because I'm wearing a ridiculously short skirt and no panties doesn't mean I'm easy...
TYSS when winning Olympic gold...
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No, you may not use my breasts as a floatation device...
TYSS on Valentine's Day..
kendra1980
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I started to get you that box of chocolates too, but thought, nah, that would only add more weight.
TYSS to the gynecologist.
lovemonster
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I kinda lost one of my sex toys last night, any chance you can find it while you're up there?
TYSS to your fiance(e) at the altar.
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I found out last night why Brad's called the best man...
TYSS to your kid's teacher...
lovemonster
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Black_Dahlia
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Sorry, there must be some mistake... My online ad definitely asked for a rampant rabbit...
TYSS to a clown...
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Your room's on the 19th floor, yes there is a TV and you overlook the swimming pool.
TYSS to a drummer in a band?
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Are you sure it's part of the best man's duties to fuck the bride first, so that she's nice and loose for her hubby?
TYSS to the tax man...
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No, I really don't need any double-glazing, but while I've got you on the phone... what are you wearing?
TYSS to a flasher...
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do you put on private shows?
TYSS to an airline pilot
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