things you shouldn't say

[CafeBleu]

No, I really don't need any double-glazing, but while I've got you on the phone... what are you wearing?

TYSS to a flasher...

I'll have some that bratwurst!

TYSS to a carol singer

 

[justaguymass]

TYSS to a carol singer

Fuck Silent Night, I want to make you scream so loud Santa hears ya!

TYSS to the person below you

 

[DaemonOfSin]

I'm in love with you.

TYSS to the vet

 

[CafeBleu]

I'm in love with you.

TYSS to the vet

I've no idea how the hamster split

TYSS to your optician

 

[justaguymass]

So I was on my knees, eye to eye with him, then he exploded, so here I am.

TYSS to the judge

 

[DaemonOfSin]

I've no idea how the hamster split

TYSS to your optician

*after you grab his ass* Oh I'm sorry was that your ass? Well its a nice ass, but I'd know more if I could see... mind dropping your pants for me?

So I was on my knees, eye to eye with him, then he exploded, so here I am.

TYSS to the judge

I have weed.


TYSS to your grandmother.

 

[CafeBleu]

So I was on my knees, eye to eye with him, then he exploded, so here I am.

TYSS to the judge

I fancy some of that penal rectitude your honour.

TYSS in the prison shower

 

[justaguymass]

TYSS to your grandmother.

you suck cock almost as good as grandpa

TYSS to your sons friend

 

[butters]

*after you grab his ass* Oh I'm sorry was that your ass? Well its a nice ass, but I'd know more if I could see... mind dropping your pants for me?


I have weed.


TYSS to your grandmother.

Lit seems just the place for you to show your 'artsy' photos, nan


TYSS to The Pope

 

[DaemonOfSin]

Can we have sex with the hat on? I just find it so sexy.


TYSS to RyanBlack

 

[justaguymass]

Lit seems just the place for you to show your 'artsy' photos, nan


TYSS to The Pope

Rumor has it Jesus was into pain.

TYSS to Mohammed the Prophet

 

[DaemonOfSin]

you suck cock almost as good as grandpa

TYSS to your sons friend

oh wow your hot lets fuck

I fancy some of that penal rectitude your honour.

TYSS in the prison shower

opps I dropped the soap

Rumor has it Jesus was into pain.

TYSS to Mohammed the Prophet

YOUR PROPHECY WAS WRONG YOU BASTARD!

TYSS to RyanBlack

 

[butters]

Rumor has it Jesus was into pain.

TYSS to Mohammed the Prophet

Fancy a bacon butty?


TYSS to your publisher

 

[butters]

TYSS to RyanBlack

your cooking sucks

TYSS to your kid

 

[Black_Dahlia]

your cooking sucks

TYSS to your kid

You're 19 years old now, Peter... the breast feeding has got to stop.

TYSS a jockey.

 

[CafeBleu]

You're 19 years old now, Peter... the breast feeding has got to stop.

TYSS a jockey.

Here's 50p sonny go an buy some sweets

TYSS to a traffic warden?

 

[butters]

Here's 50p sonny go an buy some sweets

TYSS to a traffic warden?

go play with the traffic!


TYSS to your next door neighbour

 

[CafeBleu]

go play with the traffic!


TYSS to your next door neighbour

Now I know why you grow so many courgettes.

TYSS to the post man

 

[LustfulOne50]

Now I know why you grow so many courgettes.

TYSS to the post man

I'm testing out my new robot dog do you mind a little run this morning?

TYSS in a theater

 

[CafeBleu]

I'm testing out my new robot dog do you mind a little run this morning?

TYSS in a theater

What did you think of the play Mrs Lincoln?

TYSS to you c/o?

 

[DaemonOfSin]

I just got a new vibe. Want to watch while I try it out?

TYSS to your sister.

 

[CafeBleu]

I just got a new vibe. Want to watch while I try it out?

TYSS to your sister.

Face to face or doggy tonight?

TYSS to cleaner

 

[sunshinegirl05]

Face to face or doggy tonight?

TYSS to cleaner

Did you get that spot?



TYSS to your spouse

 

[DaemonOfSin]

can you get the cum stains out of my little black dress?

TYSS to the gardener.

 

[lovemonster]

Face to face or doggy tonight?

TYSS to cleaner

I've left all my vibes out, could you give them a good going over please?

TYSS to a waiter