Those Awful Lyrics.

[jet_nebula]

There are song lyrics we love and then there are lyrics that are so awful we wonder how they survived the edit. Post your stinkers here. I'll kick off this salute to the terribad.

"Baby, baby, baby, noo!"-Justin B.

"I brush my teeth and put the cap back on. I know you hate it when I leave the light on."- Jewel

"Crush
Crush
Crushem"-Megadeath

 

[BradBigBrain]

I whip my hair back and forth
I whip my hair back and forth (just whip it)
I whip my hair back and forth
I whip my hair back and forth (whip it real good)
I whip my hair back and forth
I whip my hair back and forth
I whip my hair back and forth
I whip my hair back and forth

 

[alisonwunderlnd]

"chicken noodle soup
chicken noodle soup
chicken noodle soup
wiv a soda on tha side"

 

[BradBigBrain]

"Coast to coast
L.A. to Chicago"

 

[Lord_Nibiru]

I predict a riot, I predict a riot


or is just the song that is shite

 

[85Ironman]

"Coast to coast
L.A. to Chicago"

Chicago's on the coast.

Of Lake Michigan...

 

[jet_nebula]

You spin me right round, baby Right round like a record, baby Right round, round, round You spin me right round, baby Right round like a record, baby Right ...

 

[deskuser]

"We will never be uncommon again" Take that from the song 'Back for Good'.

 

[sunshinegirl05]

Chicago's on the coast.

Of Lake Michigan...

hahahahahaha

 

[BradBigBrain]

I am I said to no one there
And no one cared all at
Not even a chair

If I were a sculptor
But then again no

There were plants and birds and rocks and things

Any part of the song Muskrat Love

Someone left the cake out in the rain...etc.

Trying to make His way home/Back up to heaven all alone/Nobody calling on the phone/’Cept the Pope maybe in Rome

 

[papadoc19]

peanut butter jelly time
peanut butter jelly time
peanut butter jelly time

now where he at
where he at
where he at

now there he go
there he go
there he go

peanut butter jelly peanut butter jelly peanut butter jelly peanut butter jelly

do the peanut butter jelly
peanut budda jelleh peanut budda jelleh wit a base ball bat
do duh peanut buddy jelleh peanut budda jelleh peanut budda jelleh wit a base ball bat

 

[DonovanCrane]

"Look at that body,
Look at that body,
I work out.
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle"
LMFAO

Honestly, I never thought I'd hear a song I thought was more vacuous than "Shake Your Booty", but I'm frightened to say I've been proven wrong.

 

[Aquagal]

Blinded by the Light,
Revved up like a deuce,
Another runner in the night

Manfred Mann's Blinded by the Light

 

[NeonKnickers]

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
And they're like
It's better than yours,
Damn right it's better than yours,
I can teach you,
But I have to charge


SERIOUSLY.

 

[NeonKnickers]

Blinded by the Light,
Revved up like a deuce,
Another runner in the night

Manfred Mann's Blinded by the Light

Heh, I SWEAR this song was about a douche.

 

[Aquagal]

Heh, I SWEAR this song was about a douche.

Well, YOUR way is the way I sing it. Either way, the lyrics are awful.

 

[Iamnotthe1]

We found love in a hopeless place
We found love in a hopeless place
We found love in a hopeless place
We found love in a hopeless place... Rihanna

 

[Iamnotthe1]

peanut butter jelly time
peanut butter jelly time
peanut butter jelly time

now where he at
where he at
where he at

now there he go
there he go
there he go

peanut butter jelly peanut butter jelly peanut butter jelly peanut butter jelly

do the peanut butter jelly
peanut budda jelleh peanut budda jelleh wit a base ball bat
do duh peanut buddy jelleh peanut budda jelleh peanut budda jelleh wit a base ball bat

That song cracks me up!

 

[SquiresBoy]

Any thread with "Awful" and "Lyrics" in the title needs to have this song on the first page...

Kicking in the front seat
Sitting in the back seat
Got to make my mind up
Which seat can I take?

It’s Friday, Friday
Got to get down on Friday
Everybody’s looking forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Getting down on Friday
Everybody’s looking forward to the weekend

Partying, partying (yeah)
Partying, partying (yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Looking forward to the weekend

 

[Aquagal]

We found love in a hopeless place
We found love in a hopeless place
We found love in a hopeless place
We found love in a hopeless place... Rihanna

Has she been on Lit?

 

[Madcapsule]

Finally a suitable location for me to exorcise this ill feeling I have. I hate to copy and paste directly from a lyrics website, however if it wasn't for reading them after listening to the song, I wouldn't have believed such a moronic excuse of a song exists..

"You can go hard or you can go home
You can go hard or you can go home
You can go hard or you can go home
You can go hard or you can go home

Oh my goodness, this beat is so hard

Imma go hard, hard to the core
Hard like hard like liquid swords
Harder than worldwide stadium tours
I am the future, delorean's doors

Will he survive? never deceased
I don't think imma ever gonna rest in peace
Imma kill the game, leave the rest in pieces
Now everybody want my recipes

Tell a jealous chicken I don't know what the beef is
I'm just making money for my grandkids' nieces
Imma work hard, that's my basis
40 yard dashes screeching

Pardon me ma'am, imma go dumb
Small I am, I'm complicated
Hard I am, I end the beginning and start it again

You can go hard or you can go home
You can go hard or you can go home
You can go hard or you can go home
You can go hard or you can go home

You can go hard or you can go home
You can go hard or you can go home
You can go hard or you can go home
You can go hard or you can go home

Oh my goodness, this beat is so hard
You can get that, or you can get this
You can call it demon, imma call it jesus
You can get a curse, you can get a cross
You can go to work, or you could be the boss
Imma be the owner, like jerry jones sir
You could go harder, you could go homer
Imma make the beat to put the people in a coma
You could be a geek or be a rolling stoner

I woke up in the morning
Hard like morning wood in the morning
Woke up thinking about microphoning
Et on the mic on the homeland

I wait out like nasa
I'm way over here I don't pass ya
I get stacks of cash, you get cashews
I go hard, statues

You can go hard or you can go home
You can go hard or you can go home
You can go hard or you can go home
You can go hard or you can go home

You can go hard or you can go home
You can go hard or you can go home
You can go hard or you can go home
You can go hard or you can go home

Now let me take this time to say
I don't wanna beat you down
You can go hard or you can go home
Well I, I know there is a life to pay
I don't wanna beat you down
You can go hard or you can go home
You can go hard

Wait a minute
Imma make it a little harder
Imma make it a little harder
Give it to you a little harder

This is hard

Hard like a rock 'n roll
Time bombs ticking, explode
Vivid as a dynamo
Better move back now
It's 'bout to blow
Hard like geometry
And trigonometry
This is crazy
Psychology
Get it baby
I'm 'bout to win
Watch out now
I'm going in

You can go hard or you can go home
You can go hard
You can go hard
You can go hard
You can go home
You can go hard

If you can't find at least five atrocious lyrics in there, you need to look harder...Hard like Geometry, and Trigonometry".

 

[Aquagal]

Finally a suitable location for me to exorcise this ill feeling I have. I hate to copy and paste directly from a lyrics website, however if it wasn't for reading them after listening to the song, I wouldn't have believed such a moronic excuse of a song exists..



If you can't find at least five atrocious lyrics in there, you need to look harder...Hard like Geometry, and Trigonometry".

Who sang that? That was terrible! I'm hearing rap or hip hop.

 

[Madcapsule]

Who sang that? That was terrible! I'm hearing rap or hip hop.

We have three perpetrators. The first and most major contributor Will.i.am. The second being Jennifer Lopez, and the most regretful news is that the third is Mick Jagger.

 

[DayMaker]

Hit me baby one more time

One more time? Let me tell you what happens after the first.

 

[jet_nebula]

I'm your captain, I'm your captain
Though I'm feeling mighty sick
Everybody, listen to me
And return me, my ship

I'm your captain, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
I'm your captain, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
I'm your captain, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
I'm your captain, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

I'm getting closer to my home
I'm getting closer to my home
I'm getting closer to my home - Grand Funk Railroad.

I get it. You're closer to your home.