Those Awful Lyrics.

[papadoc19]

Another one from Will.i.am and company:

"My Humps"


What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside your trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps (Check it out)

I drive these brothers crazy,
I do it on the daily,
They treat me really nicely,
They buy me all these ices.
Dolce & Gabbana,
Fendi and that Donna
Karan, they be sharin'
All their money got me wearin' fly
Brother I ain't askin,
They say they love my ass ‘n,
Seven Jeans, True Religion's,
I say no, but they keep givin'
So I keep on takin'
And no I ain't taken
We can keep on datin'
I keep on demonstrating.

My love (love), my love, my love, my love (love)
You love my lady lumps (love),
My hump, my hump, my hump (love),
My humps they got you,

She's got me spending.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me and spending time on me.
She's got me spendin'.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me, up on me, on me

What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
What you gon' do with all that ass?
All that ass inside them jeans?
I'm a make, make, make, make you scream
Make you scream, make you scream.
Cos of my hump (ha), my hump, my hump, my hump (what).
My hump, my hump, my hump (ha), my lovely lady lumps (Check it out)

I met a girl down at the disco.
She said hey, hey, hey yea let's go.
I could be your baby, you can be my honey
Let's spend time not money.
I mix your milk wit my cocoa puff,
Milky, milky cocoa,
Mix your milk with my cocoa puff, milky, milky riiiiiiight.

They say I'm really sexy,
The boys they wanna sex me.
They always standing next to me,
Always dancing next to me,
Tryin' a feel my hump, hump.
Lookin' at my lump, lump.
You can look but you can't touch it,
If you touch it I'ma start some drama,
You don't want no drama,
No, no drama, no, no, no, no drama
So don't pull on my hand boy,
You ain't my man, boy,
I'm just tryn'a dance boy,
And move my hump.

My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump.
My lovely lady lumps (lumps)
My lovely lady lumps (lumps)
My lovely lady lumps (lumps)
In the back and in the front (lumps)
My lovin' got you,

She's got me spendin'.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me and spending time on me.
She's got me spendin'.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me, up on me, on me.

What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
What you gon' do with all that ass?
All that ass inside them jeans?
I'ma make, make, make, make you scream
Make you scream, make you scream.
What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get you drunk,
Get you love drunk off this hump.
What you gon' do wit all that breast?
All that breast inside that shirt?
I'ma make, make, make, make you work
Make you work, work, make you work.

(A-ha, a-ha, a-ha, a-ha) [x4]

She's got me spendin'.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me and spendin' time on me
She's got me spendin'.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me, up on me, on me.

[Will.i.am]
So real [x17]

 

[Lord_Nibiru]

Takin care of business, every day
Takin care of business, every way
Takin care of business, feelin fine
Taking care of business and workin overtime

Great song, but what.....

 

[jet_nebula]

Na, na, na, na, na, na Hey Jude!

 

[TiedbyChris]

And firey deamons all dance when you walk through that door
Don't say you're easy on me you're about as easy as a nuclear war

Not Duran Duran's finest moment !!

 

[BradBigBrain]

Saturday in the park
I think, it was the fourth of July
Saturday in the park
I think, it was the fourth of July

People dancing, people laughing
A man selling ice cream
Singing Italian songs
[Insert mumblin bullshit]
Can you dig it? Yes, I can

Chicago actually had a hit record with a I don't know the words so, I'm gonna make something up here line in it.

 

[perkyT]

It shames me to admit I even know about this song.

Friday

7am, waking up in the morning
Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs
Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal
Seein' everything, the time is goin'
Tickin' on and on, everybody's rushin'
Gotta get down to the bus stop
Gotta catch my bus, I see my friends (My friends)

Kickin' in the front seat
Sittin' in the back seat
Gotta make my mind up
Which seat can I take?

It's Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Gettin' down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend

Party it, party it, (yeah)
Party it, party it (yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Lookin' forward to the weekend


7:45, we're drivin' on the highway
Cruisin' so fast, I want time to fly
Fun, fun, think about fun
You know what it is
I got this, you got this
My friend is by my right
I got this, you got this
Now you know it

Kickin' in the front seat
Sittin' in the back seat
Gotta make my mind up
Which seat can I take?

It's Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Gettin' down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend

Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)
Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Lookin' forward to the weekend

Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday
Today i-is Friday, Friday (Partyin')
We-we-we so excited
We so excited
We gonna have a ball today

Tomorrow is Saturday
And Sunday comes after... wards
I don't want this weekend to end

R-B, Rebecca Black
So chillin' in the front seat (In the front seat)
In the back seat (In the back seat)
I'm drivin', cruisin' (Yeah, yeah)
Fast lanes, switchin' lanes
Wit' a car up on my side (Woo! )
(C'mon) Passin' by is a school bus in front of me
Makes tick tock, tick tock, wanna scream
Check my time, it's Friday, it's a weekend
We gonna have fun, c'mon, c'mon, y'all

It's Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Gettin' down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend

Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)
Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Lookin' forward to the weekend

 

[Lord_Nibiru]

Macdonalds, Macdonalds,
Kentuckey Fried Chicken an a Pizza Hut

 

[papadoc19]

Lil Jon's first big hit...thank God it had a crunk beat.

[Computer Voice]
Ight, Ight, Ight, Ight, Ight, Ight, Ight, Ight,
Ight, Ight, Ight, Ight, Ight, Ight, Ight, Ight

[Come in after 7th Ight]
Wuz up, wuz up, wuz up, wuz up, wuz up, wuz up, wuz up

[Eastside Boyz with shout outs]

[Chorus: (Shake sumethin')]
[in background]
Who u wit', who u wit', who u wit',
get crunk, who u wit [repeat 4x]

[Hook 1:]
To the flo', to the flo', to the flo', to the flo',to the flo',
to the flo, let's go, let's go, to the flo', to the flo', to the flo',
to the flo', to the flo', to the flo', to the flo', let's go

[Hook 2:]
Get 'em up [repeat 16x],
Just bounce, just ride [repeat 8x]
Just ride [repeat 15x]

[Hook 3:]
Grab shawty [repeat 16x]
Now hump, now hump, now hump, just hump [repeat 4x]
Ay, Ay, Ay, Ay, Ay, Ay, Ay, Ay, Ay, Ay, Ay, Ay, Ay, Ay, Ay, shawty

[Chorus]

[Hook 4: (suup in background)]
Just drop [repeat 15x],
Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah,
Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah, like this

[Hook 5:]
Freak sumethin' [repeat 7x]
shawty [repeat 2x]
Little lower now [repeat 8x]
Get higher now [repeat 8x],
Ay! [repeat 15x], shawty

[Chorus]

[Hook 6: (ight in background after 10th wuz up!)]
Wuz up! [repeat 16x]

[Hook 7:]
Just bounce [repeat 16x]

[Hook 8:]
Eastside playa's don't give a what
Westside playa's don't give a what
Southside playa's don't give a what
So put 'em up , so put 'em up (put 'em up)
Highclass playa's don't give a what
Eastside playa's don't give a what
Westside playa's don't give a what
So put 'em up (put 'em up), so put 'em up

[Hook 9: (ight in background)]
Get Crunk [repeat 10x]

[Chorus: (until fade)]
[ight in background]

 

[jet_nebula]

(Dennis DeYoung)
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto,
Mata ah-oo hima de
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto,
Himitsu wo shiri tai

You're wondering who I am-machine or mannequin
With parts made in Japan, I am the modren man

I've got a secret I've been hiding under my skin
My heart is human, my blood is boiling, my brain I.B.M.
So if you see me acting strangely, don't be surprised
I'm just a man who needed someone, and somewhere to hide
To keep me alive-just keep me alive
Somewhere to hide to keep me alive

I'm not a robot without emotions-I'm not what you see
I've come to help you with your problems, so we can be free
I'm not a hero, I'm not a saviour, forget what you know
I'm just a man whose circumstances went beyond his control
Beyond my control-we all need control
I need control-we all need control

I am the modren man, who hides behind a mask
So no one else can see my true identity

Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto, domo...domo
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto, domo...domo
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto, domo...domo
Thank you very much, Mr. Roboto
For doing the jobs that nobody wants to
And thank you very much, Mr. Roboto
For helping me escape just when I needed to
Thank you-thank you, thank you
I want to thank you, please, thank you

The problem's plain to see: too much technology
Machines to save our lives. Machines dehumanize.

The time has come at last
To throw away this mask
So everyone can see
My true identity...
I'm Kilroy! Kilroy! Kilroy! Kilroy!

 

[alisonwunderlnd]

i dont even


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMCMlNyySvo

 

[RUlookingup]

i dont even


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMCMlNyySvo

don't stop.....just do it!


MTV News reported that she wrote "My Neck, My Back" in 15 minutes.

 

[Lord_Nibiru]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Think that was Kenickie.

 

[winegirl]

How about

Red Solo Cup
I'll fill you up
lets have a party!
lets have a party!

Yes, a song about a plastic beer cup.

 

[papadoc19]

Just gimme that donkey but and them big ole legs
i aint to hard to beg
aint no shame in this game
im gonna break it down and beg like jane
please..please..please
let me ride that donkey donkey
let me ride that donkey donkey
let me ride that donkey donkey
let me ride that donkey donkey
let me ride that donkey donkey
let me ride that donkey donkey
please..please..please

bend on over and get buck wild
let me do that donkey jordan style
grip them hips and balls the ride
now do the bride
rock it, pop it dont stop it i wanna knock it
open up and let me come inside
take me on a donkey ride
wanna make that body jerk
aint no time to play just do it at work
cuz im a bizness man taking care of bizness
can I get a witness (yeah)
so come on over you little devil
let me take it to another level
were gonna get sick like bushwick
cause I need a donkey quick
so let me ride that donkey all the way down
I got ya making them freaky sounds
Gonna jump the freak and im up and rhymed
I don't need a long relationship
Just hit it quit and dip

Just gimme that donkey but and them big ole legs
i aint to hard to beg
aint no shame in this game
im gonna break it down and beg like jane
please..please..please
let me ride that donkey donkey
let me ride that donkey donkey (yeah)
let me ride that donkey donkey
let me ride that donkey donkey(yeah)
let me ride that donkey donkey
let me ride that donkey donkey(yeah)
please..please..please

ive been watching you on the floor
they way you moved made me want you more
I like the way you strut
Shaking that big ole donkey butt
Id do anything for it, what
Cause Im about to heel and steal a feel
That big ole butt make a preacher wanna kill
For real tho
Cause you go girl I wanna rock your world
Get down the curves
Your curves got me prayin
The way your kicking them things
I wanna lay low a long hard and late
Please
Ive been bringing them down ever since
Im about the size of the French
See I know how to satisfy ya
Give me the goods that money cant buy ya
If I ever wanna try ya
So give me that funky, chunky, dunky
Wind it, grind it I don't mind it
Of st. louis im the finest
Back that butt up and make a beat
And im gonna ride that donkey to sleep

So gimme that donkey but and them big ole legs
i aint to hard to beg
aint no shame in this game
im gonna break it down and beg like jane
please..please..please
let me ride that donkey donkey
let me ride that donkey donkey (yeah)
let me ride that donkey donkey
let me ride that donkey donkey(yeah)
let me ride that donkey donkey
let me ride that donkey donkey(yeah)
please..please..please

ride that donkey like crazy
break it down and wind it in late
the way you work to free the maze
so smile like your having fun
now show them freaks how it supposed to be
break it down now side to side
take me on that donkey ride
let me show you all how to get buck wild
im doin that donkey Georgia style
im humpin it while your pumping it
I got ya on the run
Im doin real good freak
Like its supposed to be done
So put a smile on your face Yeah

Now on tha count of three i want you to get buck wild
one......two....three........
Get Loose now

 

[jet_nebula]

Eminem
Mushrooms lyrics
[Chorus: x2]
I never meant to give you mushrooms girl
I never meant to bring you to my world
Now you sitting in the corner crying
And now it's my fault my fault

[Eminem:]
I went to John's rave with Ron and Dave
And met a new wave blonde babe with half of her head shaved
A nurse aid who came to get laid and tied up
with first aid tape and raped on the first date
Susan - an ex-heroin addict who just stopped usin
who love booze and alternative music (Whattup?)
Told me she was goin back into usin again (Nah!)
I said, 'Wait, first try this hallucinogen
It's better than heroin, Henn, the booze or the gin
C'mere, let's go in here' *knocks on the door*
Who's in the den?'
[Ron:] It's me and Kelly!
[Eminem:] My bad, (sorry) let's try another room
[Susan:] I don't trust you!
[Eminem:] Shut up slut! Chew up this mushroom
This'll help you get in touch with your roots
We'll get barefoot, buttnaked, and run in the woods
[Susan] Oh hell, I might as well try em, this party is so drab
[Eminem:] Oh dag!!
[Susan] What?
[Eminem:] I ain't mean for you to eat the whole bag!
[Susan:] Huh?!

[Chorus: x2]
I never meant to give you mushrooms girl
I never meant to bring you to my world
Now you sitting in the corner crying
And now it's my fault my fault (1st Chorus: I'm sorry!)
[ Lyrics from: http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/e/eminem/mushrooms.html ]
[Eminem:] Yo Sue!
[Susan:] Get away from me, I don't know you
Oh shoot, she's tripping..
[Susan:] I need to go puke!! (Bleahh!)
[Eminem] I wasn't tryin to turn this into somethin major
I just wanted to make you appreciate nature
Susan, stop cryin, I don't hate ya
The world's not against you, I'm sorry your father raped you
So what you had your little coochie in your dad's mouth?
That ain't no reason to start wiggin and spaz out
She said,
[Susan:] Help me I think I'm havin a seisure!
I said, 'I'm high too bitch, quit grabbin my t-shirt' (Let go!)
'Would you calm down you're startin to scare me'
She said,
'I'm twenty-six years old and I'm not married
I don't even have any kids and I can't cook'
[Eminem:](Hello!) I'm over here Sue, (hi) you're talkin to the plant, look!
We need to get to a hospital 'fore it's too late
Cause I never seen no-one eat as many shrooms as you ate

[Chorus: x2]
I never meant to give you mushrooms girl
I never meant to bring you to my world
Now you sitting in the corner crying
And now it's my fault my fault (1st Chorus: It was an accident!!)

[Eminem:] Wait! Where you goin? You better be careful
[Susan:] Leave me alone dad, I'm sick of gettin my hair pulled
[Eminem:]I'm not your dad, quit tryin to swallow your tongue
Want some gum? Put down the scissors, 'fore you do somethin dumb
I'll be right back just chill baby please?
I gotta go find Dave he's the one who gave me these
[Eminem:]'John, where's Dave at before I bash you?'
[John:] He's in the bathroom

 

[jet_nebula]

Don't think me unkindWords are hard to findThey're only cheques I've left unsignedFrom the banks of chaos in my mindAnd when their eloquence escapes meTheir logic ties me up and rapes meDe do do do de da da daIs all I want to say to youDe do do do de da da daTheir innocence will pull me throughDe do do do de da da daIs all I want to say to youDe do do do de da da daThey're meaningless and all that's truePoets, priests and politiciansHave words to thank for their positionsWords that scream for your submissionAnd no-one's jamming their transmission'Cos when their eloquence escapes youTheir logic ties you up and rapes youDe do do do de da da daIs all I want to say to youDe do do do de da da daTheir innocence will pull me throughDe do do do de da da daIs all I want to say to youDe do do do de da da daThey're meaningless and all that's true