Thought for the day.

[luvsyounger]

How many of you have tried...

to be a smart ass 24/7? Those of you like me know this is not just a job, it's a career.


Holy Shit!!! 4 pages. Will wonders never cease!!!

 

[luvsyounger]

I just noticed something...

I talk to damn much!!

It ain't my fault. I was dropped too often when I was a baby.

 

[Miss Oatlash]

If I could shape-shift, I would shift into a beautiful woman so I could hear what all the dancers in the strip club dressing room talk about when the men are not around.

If I could shape shift, I would shift into a cock just to discover how wonderful my cunt really does feel!

 

[Miss Oatlash]

Re: Another new thought

If one man's vote counts, then why do we continue to use the electoral delegate system?

I think the 2000 election proved that one person's vote DOESN'T count!

 

[KHAN-E]

Re: How many of you have tried...

to be a smart ass 24/7? Those of you like me know this is not just a job, it's a career.


Holy Shit!!! 4 pages. Will wonders never cease!!!

More than a career. It is a Lifestyle!

I LUV this funny, funky little thread.

 

[KHAN-E]

Re: Re: Another new thought

I think the 2000 election proved that one person's vote DOESN'T count!

It proved an entire state's votes don't count. Or at least those votes which were not for the brother of the govenor of that state.

 

[Miss Oatlash]

Re: Re: How many of you have tried...

More than a career. It is a Lifestyle!

I LUV this funny, funky little thread.

It IS a nice little play area, now isn't it?

Good morning, KHAN-E!

 

[KHAN-E]

Re: Re: Re: How many of you have tried...

It IS a nice little play area, now isn't it?

Good morning, KHAN-E!

Good morning, Lash!

It is delightful place to post and play. And to make new friends.

 

[luvsyounger]

Re: Re: Re: Re: How many of you have tried...

Good morning, Lash!

It is delightful place to post and play. And to make new friends.

I hope that I can add all of you to my growing list of e-friends.

BTW... Why in the hell would ANY insurance company think a lizard was a good symbol?

 

[Miss Oatlash]

Re: Re: Re: Re: How many of you have tried...

Good morning, Lash!

It is delightful place to post and play. And to make new friends.

Oh, would that I could befriend you on that cum-stained couch of yours!

 

[Miss Oatlash]

Re: Friends

I hope that I can add all of you to my growing list of e-friends.

BTW... Why in the hell would ANY insurance company think a lizard was a good symbol?

Hi, luv. I'd be honored to be your e-friend! But I'd prefer to be your e-Mistress!

 

[luvsyounger]

Re: Re: Friends

Hi, luv. I'd be honored to be your e-friend! But I'd prefer to be your e-Mistress!

I would love to have you as my e-Mistress.
BTW... Even though I used to live in Texas, I don't think I was ever a Village Idiot. So I ain't the one missing from the job.

 

[Missingmeds]

Did anyone else see where the people were making and selling the different kind of chads ( hanging chad, pregnant chad, etc.) as jewelry?

 

[Miss Oatlash]

Did anyone else see where the people were making and selling the different kind of chads ( hanging chad, pregnant chad, etc.) as jewelry?

LOL! What's even more amazing is that 4 years later they are going to use the same system in this year's election. How antiquated! But I guess if it worked for them last time, they have no reason to want to change it!

 

[Missingmeds]

LOL! What's even more amazing is that 4 years later they are going to use the same system in this year's election. How antiquated! But I guess if it worked for them last time, they have no reason to want to change it!

I thought that I read somewhere that they were going to electronic voting to avoid the problem...but I could be wrong...

 

[luvsyounger]

Did anyone else see where the people were making and selling the different kind of chads ( hanging chad, pregnant chad, etc.) as jewelry?

If I can find a pair of chads that really like each other, then I could breed my own! Instead of going for high profit, I could go for volume. What is the gestation period for a chad anyway? Course, they would have to be moral chads. This is part of the bible belt.
I am now looking for investors.

 

[Miss Oatlash]

I thought that I read somewhere that they were going to electronic voting to avoid the problem...but I could be wrong...

I hope you're right and I'm wrong...hhhhmmmm...better go research that one!

 

[Miss Oatlash]

I thought that I read somewhere that they were going to electronic voting to avoid the problem...but I could be wrong...

Yikes...check this out:
How Florida's Voting Machine Failed (Again)

 

[Missingmeds]

Yikes...check this out:
How Florida's Voting Machine Failed (Again)

Now why does that not surprise me in any way?

 

[luvsyounger]

LOL! What's even more amazing is that 4 years later they are going to use the same system in this year's election. How antiquated! But I guess if it worked for them last time, they have no reason to want to change it!

If it ain't completely and utterly destroyed, non-functioning, shattered, flaming wreckage then why fix it?

 

[luvsyounger]

Oh how I wish...

What are some of your wishes? Irreverant, reverant, serious or nonsensical. I'll start this off in my usual way.

Oh how I wish Spongebob Squarepants and Patrick Star were running for President on the Environmental Platform.

 

[Miss Oatlash]

Re: Oh how I wish...

What are some of your wishes? Irreverant, reverant, serious or nonsensical. I'll start this off in my usual way.

Oh how I wish Spongebob Squarepants and Patrick Star were running for President on the Environmental Platform.

Oh how I wish I could get paid to have my clit licked all day long!

 

[luvsyounger]

Re: Re: Oh how I wish...

Oh how I wish I could get paid to have my clit licked all day long!

The best things in life are FREE!!!

 

[Miss Oatlash]

Re: Re: Re: Oh how I wish...

The best things in life are FREE!!!

But they don't always pay the mortgage!

 

[luvsyounger]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Oh how I wish...

But they don't always pay the mortgage!

Would you REALLY want to trade security for the wonder, the anticipation, nay the excitement of wondering how in the hell you are going to pay the damn bills???