Unusual Lubes and Household Toys Thread!

[sheath]

That's it for now...

For now? Wow. I LOVE your mind!

Welcome to lit.

S.

 

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[Mskey]

Hooch you devil!

tried the water jet in the pool thing. Stumbled upon it as a youngun- over 18 of course - and oooohhhhhh! Still gives me shivers thinking of it.

on the same vein as water bottles- take an empty M&M's mini's container and fill it with water. Freeze it, or just chill very well, depending on preference,and you have a wonderful little dildo.

catwalk railings at nightclubs can rub and especially nice way if you find the right song to " pole dance" to.

the fat highlighters.

take an apple and cut it into wedges then dip in caramel, insert and allow someone a special platter to sample " forbidden fruit".

spatulas make great spanking tools and if he's really naughty the handle can be lubed *weg*

zip ties around hardened nipples, pulled tight.

water picks....not just for dental hygiene...lol!

 

[Paperback]

Go Hooch....Go!!!!!!

Mmmmmm...if it didn`t do anything for Blue Sugar.... it SURE did for me....


I too love to hear the male perspective of unusual toys...and gadgets.

I have to agree with you on the frottage aspect! I guess it kinda is a normal thing for Texas Cowgirls....*weg* I`ve loved something between my legs....rubbing and giving me pleasure... and I`m realizing as I get older....it can be ALMOST ....anything!

Thanks for sharing your little secrets Hooch...you sure made my day....

 

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Re: Go Hooch....Go!!!!!!

 

[BlueSugar]

Ummm.. there are a couple of others, but I they are in the more advanced category and probably aren't appropriate for Prime Time.

Did these help, Blue Sugar?

Hooch

SPILL !!!!

we have about 8 pages of wonderful girly things.. keep going man. I LOVE to hear all these things, you're awesome!!

oh, and that 9v... yeah, if it makes your mouth spazm and you can only touch it to it for a split second.. why the hell put that anywhere near the clit and its 8,000 nerve ends??? eep!!!

 

[Paperback]

Mmmmm Ben-wa Balls...

Yes it is true....Ben-wa balls are the greatest!!! And I have a special little toy that a dear friend gave to me... a double egg vibrator...with multiple settings...that does the trick indeed. My love for riding has only gotten stronger....because of the wonderful pleasure that it brings me...in all the right places And posting....has an even greater meaning too. To be in perfect form...one with the horse....and then a slow post...bringing my hips high above the saddle and slamming back against the leather...over and over... turning my toy up a notch...and then another and another until the saddle is soaked...yep....frottage....so fucking wonderful...indeed!

 

[sheath]

Frottage, in general. There are a plethora of people, places, things that work here.... just grinding up against someone, or something. Bottom of a keyboard shelf at work, underside of desks, the back of a church pew while standing, or the best... grinding into a nice supple ass while riding public transportation, wedged together (disclaimer - the public transportation venue is best tried with SOMEONE YOU KNOW, lest you be arrested....)

Hooch

*quietly snickering*



S.

 

[sheath]

oh, and that 9v... yeah, if it makes your mouth spazm and you can only touch it to it for a split second.. why the hell put that anywhere near the clit and its 8,000 nerve ends??? eep!!!

Well, I have somehow found myself committed to try it now...lol. So I will, someday soon.

And when I recover I'll tell you all about it, I'm sure.

S.

 

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[sheath]

<perk>

"Whipping"?

STOP IT, HOOCH!!!

*whimpering*

No, please do NOT stop!

I think your mind might be even more deviant than I thought.

S.

 

[BlueSugar]

Re: Mmmmm Ben-wa Balls...

Yes it is true....Ben-wa balls are the greatest!!! And I have a special little toy that a dear friend gave to me... a double egg vibrator...with multiple settings...that does the trick indeed. My love for riding has only gotten stronger....because of the wonderful pleasure that it brings me...in all the right places And posting....has an even greater meaning too. To be in perfect form...one with the horse....and then a slow post...bringing my hips high above the saddle and slamming back against the leather...over and over... turning my toy up a notch...and then another and another until the saddle is soaked...yep....frottage....so fucking wonderful...indeed!

I took a horseback riding class last semester. She had me riding western and posting, I was confused but oh well, shes the boss right? Oi, after I got off I felt like I was fucked by a train. It didn't help that I kept asking for her riding crop "just to hold it" I swear!!
... I was groaning my first couple of times up there, and she told me "it gets better..." I told her that my exboyfriend's mother said that to me about something else, and that she better be as correct as the exs mother was...
she didn't like me much... the teacher lady... I don't know why ..::grin::

oh, good luck with that 9v, careful not to burn off you clit !
I'm sure you'll give us the details you devil you hehe

 

[sheath]

Faberge eggs.

Seashells. I have an interesting conch shell on my bookcase...

Just a thought...wonder if a guy could lightly tie a string around his cock and then tie that string to the ceiling fan and set it on low...would make for an interesting sensation, anyway.

I dare somebody to try it. And take pictures.

S.

 

[firefighter02]

Just a thought...wonder if a guy could lightly tie a string around his cock and then tie that string to the ceiling fan and set it on low...would make for an interesting sensation, anyway.

I dare somebody to try it. And take pictures.

S.

I think the term "Are you fucking nuts?" applies here. LOL. No way am I giving the boys a neck stretching. I can actually see that string getting tighter and tighter and the end of my dick falling off.

I may be dumb..but I ain't stupid LOL>

 

[skme]

Im not quite sure how but southern folk use "ducttape" for just about everything!HMMmmmm!

 

[Nightbird]

How about the Spin Cycle on the washing machine? It can even be adjusted if you need a lot of good vibrations just make sure the clothes aren't balanaced inside.

 

[sheath]

I think the term "Are you fucking nuts?" applies here. LOL. No way am I giving the boys a neck stretching. I can actually see that string getting tighter and tighter and the end of my dick falling off.

I may be dumb..but I ain't stupid LOL>

*sigh*

You would have to lie directly UNDER the fan, so that the line wouldn't tighten, just so that it would move in a circular motion.

I mean, really...would *I* want to see anyone's dick injured? When it could be put to really good use? I don't think so.

S.

 

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[Paperback]

Imagination...

I`m one of the few people that I have ever encountered....that could just lay there....with NO OTHER stimulation...except for my filthy little mind....and bring myself to some of the most gut renching orgasms... that I have ever experienced.

Don`t get me wrong....I love the fact of getting a little help....both from female and male...even if it is just hearing the voice....

Lets face it folks....I love sex....and ALL the different ways to be brought to that climactic point....

Mmmmmm phone sex....

 

[sheath]

Strangest thing...

Hoop earrings. Those little ones? The somewhat sharp end, the one that slips through your earlobes? That is a powerful little thing when slipped gently along wet pussy lips, circled around hard nipples, and very gently raked over a hard clit. Then, of course, it can be used to circle certain body parts.

I am learning that ANYTHING can be a sex toy!

S.

 

[BlueSugar]

True, mirrors are not generally used for direct stimulation of the genitals, but the visuals? Oh my!

I addition to seeing yourself from the "normal" perspective, you get to watch from a "third party" perspective.

Watching in that dresser mirror as you go at it hammer & tong, or slow and easy.

Looking over her shoulder in the bathroom mirror as you take her from behind, seeing only the facial expressions of delight.

It's like making your own little video, since you get to watch yourselves, but since it is "in the moment", it's never captured for posterity. Which makes it all the more special, since it is uniquely your own, in that moment of time and space.

Remember, the mind is the most important sexual organ.

we got desperate for privacy once, and payed 40$ for 5 hrs at a motel.. huge bed, privacy (ya'll know the deal) and it happened to have a HUGE wall length mirror next to the bed... it was awesome.

 

[sheath]

My new glass chess set.

That king feels fucking awesome!

S.

 

[Lust Engine]

My new glass chess set.

That king feels fucking awesome!

S.

Changes the meaning of "bopping the bishop" altogether now.

Chess set huh?

 

[bharman4102]

was eating corn on the cob last nite and just started wondering.....anyone ever tried it? what did it feel like?

 

[sheath]

Changes the meaning of "bopping the bishop" altogether now.

Chess set huh?

Yep. Lovely chess set.

Do you play?

S.