Unusual Lubes and Household Toys Thread!

[sheath]

That would sure beat the hell out of playing air guitar.

Air guitar can be sexy, too...as long as you dance seductively while you do it.

S.

 

[sheath]

That's another household item...CDs. Music to strip to in the bedroom, using the big posters of the bed as poles.

S.

 

[Guest]

 

[sheath]

Ahem.

Full moons.

I'm so damn horny it's absurd. Really. This is getting BAD.

And there is a lunar eclipse, too. Which just makes it so much worse. LOL

S.

 

[spedjeep]

Sheath, I thought you took care of that. (Last night and the night before, over and over)

 

[sheath]

Sheath, I thought you took care of that. (Last night and the night before, over and over)

Ahem. *blushing*

I did. Last night. And the night before. Over and over.

But tonight is a new night.

S.

 

[midwestyankee]

Ahem. *blushing*

I did. Last night. And the night before. Over and over.

But tonight is a new night.

S.

So what you're saying is that sexual energy is a renewable resource?

 

[sheath]

So what you're saying is that sexual energy is a renewable resource?

Lord have mercy, but I hope so!

S.

 

[midwestyankee]

Lord have mercy, but I hope so!

S.

Maybe Lit should send a representative to the government and apply for some grant money on the basis of contributing to the development and discovery of a renewable energy source.

I'm sure it would appeal to Dick Cheney's sense of humor.

 

[sheath]

I'm sure it would appeal to Dick Cheney's sense of humor.

I damn near choked on my coke when I read that one. LMAO!

S.

 

[spedjeep]

Ahem. *blushing*

I did. Last night. And the night before. Over and over.

But tonight is a new night.

S.

So that means you are replenished or depleted? I am so confused. It seems like you were implying you needed a fill-up. However, the thread implies you are full.

 

[sheath]

So that means you are replenished or depleted? I am so confused. It seems like you were implying you needed a fill-up. However, the thread implies you are full.

*sigh*

It means I was replenished last night. AND the night before. But my sexuality is like motor softly purring all the time, occasionally revving, and sometimes running full-tilt...so I need daily fill-ups. Otherwise, I get really cranky.

S.








You silly smartass!

 

[midwestyankee]

*sigh*

It means I was replenished last night. AND the night before. But my sexuality is like motor softly purring all the time, occasionally revving, and sometimes running full-tilt...so I need daily fill-ups. Otherwise, I get really cranky.

S.








You silly smartass!

Is this to suggest that you need a crankshaft for your motor?

 

[spedjeep]

I feel for you children if this full moon continues.

 

[spedjeep]

*sigh*

It means I was replenished last night. AND the night before. But my sexuality is like motor softly purring all the time, occasionally revving, and sometimes running full-tilt...so I need daily fill-ups. Otherwise, I get really cranky.

S.








You silly smartass!

Get a mechanic quick! We must save the children!!! The motor is out of control!

 

[sheath]

Is this to suggest that you need a crankshaft for your motor?

Mmmm...in the worst way possible.

S.

 

[sheath]

Get a mechanic quick! We must save the children!!! The motor is out of control!

Aww, I thought you were a mechanic.

My mistake. Sorry.

*chuckle*

S.

 

[midwestyankee]

Mmmm...in the worst way possible.

S.

I would think that the worst way possible might not provide a very good ride.

And then, given the thread we're in, there's the matter of whether or not to use pure dinosaur juice, semi-synthetic, or fully synthetic lubricants in this motor.

Have you ever experienced premature engine wear? Excessive moisture dripping from the tail pipe? Overheating?

Do you idle this motor for long periods of time between hard runs?

How long do you generally go between oil changes?

 

[sheath]

Have you ever experienced premature engine wear? Excessive moisture dripping from the tail pipe? Overheating?

No. Quite often. And yes, yes, yes.

Do you idle this motor for long periods of time between hard runs?

Not if I can help it?

How long do you generally go between oil changes?

Preferably only a span of about twelve hours, though I have been known to tolerate much longer if necessary.

Does this help?

 

[midwestyankee]

Originally posted by sheath:

Have you ever experienced premature engine wear? Excessive moisture dripping from the tail pipe? Overheating?

No. Quite often. And yes, yes, yes.

Do you idle this motor for long periods of time between hard runs?

Not if I can help it?

How long do you generally go between oil changes?

Preferably only a span of about twelve hours, though I have been known to tolerate much longer if necessary.

Does this help?

Given these conditions of use, I would recommend using pure, natural dino juice and following the usual schedule of frequent fluid changes.

Happy motoring!

 

[sheath]

Given these conditions of use, I would recommend using pure, natural dino juice and following the usual schedule of frequent fluid changes.

Happy motoring!

I think I can handle that recommendation.

S.

 

[watergirl]

and

paint brush handles (particularly the long, tapered, thick ones I've got... they might be fun if I didn't know exactly kind of grubby shop floors they've been hanging out in)

and those BIG solid straight candy canes they sell at drugstores at Christmas, the kind your mom always tells you will break your teeth...

 

[sheath]

Re: and

paint brush handles (particularly the long, tapered, thick ones I've got... they might be fun if I didn't know exactly kind of grubby shop floors they've been hanging out in)

and those BIG solid straight candy canes they sell at drugstores at Christmas, the kind your mom always tells you will break your teeth...

I KNOW you have some good ideas in that creative mind of yours.

And now you got me thinking about Christmas. LOL

Ummm...lights for bondage? That would be just amazingly pretty, maybe...depending. Ornaments? The tree topper? Ornament hooks trailing down sensitive skin...

My mind just wandered to the animated Santa thingies. It is WAY too early in the morning to get quite that kinky, so I'll be back later.

S.

 

[ReadyOne]

Sheath,

You wouldn't be a bit exhibitionist, would you? I think you could make a wonderful "for educational purposes only" movie!

Who could help but learn from you?

(Or a book of 500 short chapters, each a unique happening?)

 

[sheath]

Sheath,

You wouldn't be a bit exhibitionist, would you? I think you could make a wonderful "for educational purposes only" movie!

Who could help but learn from you?

(Or a book of 500 short chapters, each a unique happening?)

Wow. Thank you.

An exhibitionist? Not as much as it might seem, maybe. I vastly prefer one-on-one, behind-closed-doors, no blackmail possibilities sex. LOL But maybe there is more of that exhibitionist side to me than I thought? This thread seems to be bringing it out.

S.