Unusual Lubes and Household Toys Thread!

[sheath]

I'll take my chances... besides, it's all about HER anyway!

*sigh*

So close, yet so far away...



S.

 

[sheath]

Not exactly IN the house, but...

The water hose.

The water nozzle that has all the different settings on it...

A magnolia blossom.



S.

 

[TNRkitect2b]

*sigh*

So close, yet so far away...



S.

don't encourage him! LOL

Just kidding by all means do so!

 

[sheath]

don't encourage him! LOL

Just kidding by all means do so!

What, you think he's creative NOW?

The man has only just peeked out of his shell. When he decides to come out of it, this board will never be the same.

S.

 

[Guest]

 

[sheath]

muh-wah-hah-hahhhhh...


(Not to worry. I'll be gentle.)

*sigh*

I was afraid you would say that.

More household items!

Sculptures. I have a few turtles, elephants, things like that...glass conversation pieces. Imagine taking those, using all the little nooks and crannies and especially the elephant's trunk, in all sorts of ways...then putting it back on the table.

Then try not to snicker too much when the in-laws comment on how nice they are.

S.

 

[WickedEyes]

*sigh*

I was afraid you would say that.

More household items!

Sculptures. I have a few turtles, elephants, things like that...glass conversation pieces. Imagine taking those, using all the little nooks and crannies and especially the elephant's trunk, in all sorts of ways...then putting it back on the table.

Then try not to snicker too much when the in-laws comment on how nice they are.

S.

I love your ideas, Sheath... you really do turn me on... I love the idea of a woman rubbing her pussy up against all sorts of things... I'd love to experiment, I could take weeks and weeks trying new objects in you... er, her

How about outside, at night... against something. I don't know what, you don't want splinters

 

[sheath]

I love your ideas, Sheath... you really do turn me on... I love the idea of a woman rubbing her pussy up against all sorts of things... I'd love to experiment, I could take weeks and weeks trying new objects in you... er, her

How about outside, at night... against something. I don't know what, you don't want splinters

Outside, at night...in a playground!

On the slide, on the swing, on the merry-go-round...on the ladder to the high slides...the monkey bars (better have GOOD balance!)...the benches, the little bouncy rider things...

*sigh*

S.

 

[WickedEyes]

Outside, at night...in a playground!

On the slide, on the swing, on the merry-go-round...on the ladder to the high slides...the monkey bars (better have GOOD balance!)...the benches, the little bouncy rider things...

*sigh*

S.

God... with this single thread I could try so many things with you

Its a lot of pages lol - has anyone mentioned a nice cold water bottle?

 

[captain snakebite]

A magnolia blossom?

Not entirely sure what kind of a mental image this is conjuring up.

Garden Centre?

Greenfly?

(h)ornamental plantings?

 

[sheath]

I don't think anyone has mentioned a cold water bottle...I might be wrong, though.

What image? Well...magnolia blossoms are big things. Interesting shape. I like the idea of making love outside, and using anything handy...



Though it has gotten me in trouble more than once.

S.

 

[WickedEyes]

I don't think anyone has mentioned a cold water bottle...I might be wrong, though.

What image? Well...magnolia blossoms are big things. Interesting shape. I like the idea of making love outside, and using anything handy...



Though it has gotten me in trouble more than once.

S.

Well, I've *heard* that cold water bottles do the trick.... put a plastic one in the refridgerator... let it get cool... pull it out. Start playing with yourself, and before you know it introduce your kitty to the wonderfully chilly bottle

 

[sheath]

Well, I've *heard* that cold water bottles do the trick.... put a plastic one in the refridgerator... let it get cool... pull it out. Start playing with yourself, and before you know it introduce your kitty to the wonderfully chilly bottle

I've grabbed various things out of the fridge to use...one of the most interesting was a Slush Puppy. LOL

Nothing like cold shaved ice to get the blood pumping...

S.

 

[WickedEyes]

I've grabbed various things out of the fridge to use...one of the most interesting was a Slush Puppy. LOL

Nothing like cold shaved ice to get the blood pumping...

S.

Especially if you have another warm body to rub that shaved ice all over and then lick up the wetness...

 

[captain snakebite]

I don't think anyone has mentioned a cold water bottle...I might be wrong, though.

What image? Well...magnolia blossoms are big things. Interesting shape. I like the idea of making love outside, and using anything handy...



Though it has gotten me in trouble more than once.

S.

Ah, I see. Think I'll be paying a lot more attention to flower show fans from now on! Also, getting handy in the great outdoors - sounds a lot more fun than untangling a tent in a muddy field. Although...

 

[sheath]

Ah, I see. Think I'll be paying a lot more attention to flower show fans from now on! Also, getting handy in the great outdoors - sounds a lot more fun than untangling a tent in a muddy field. Although...

Tent. Outdoors!

Oh, my.

Compasses can slip inside certain places. So can lightsticks. Glow, baby, blow...I mean, glow.

I see a flyswatter on the bookcase, too...Hmmm.

S.

 

[sheath]

VCR or DVD player...gee, imagine that.

To watch PORN!

I'm gonna watch porn later.

S.

 

[sheath]

You know the old-fashioned charm of hand-written letters?

And the special charm of a lipstick kiss on the bottom of that letter?

How about a more sensual kind of kiss....let it dry, of course...then write over it in red ink exactly what was done over that piece of paper and exactly who you were thinking of at the time.

*sigh*

Is it obvious I need to get laid? LOL

S.

 

[firefighter02]

9 volt batteries.

Remember putting them to your tongue to see if they had any juice left??

 

[sheath]

9 volt batteries.

Remember putting them to your tongue to see if they had any juice left??

GOOD one. I could try that tonight while watching porn. LOL

S.

 

[WickedEyes]

GOOD one. I could try that tonight while watching porn. LOL

S.

What kind of porn?

 

[BlueSugar]

Why only fond memories? Do it again

My parents moved out of that house, and haven't installed one yet. Right now they have two heads attached... or was it 3? I have no idea, I just know I can't do what I used to anymore... I used to love going home from college and spending an hour in the shower.

edit: I should really read the whole thread after my last post before posting a comment to another post. ::rereads...:: woah. ok.

Battery? hehe, that reminds me of that movie "But I'm A Cheerleader" chick gets sent to proper camp to be un-gay (but really she isn't...then finds out she is with some coersing from another camper) and theres this "gothic" girl in the bunk and she uses her "gay-taser" to not tase other girls that get to close to her... but on herself as everyone sleeps.
A few weeks after catching that movie on hbo or whatever, I caught RealSex with the girl toy party, and they had the electric play toys ... I had to laugh ... and wonder at the same time

Also... ya know those flat/round electric things that look like lightning and you can tough it and your hair stands on end and all that? well, if you put your hand on it, and then touch someone else ... it feels fucking amazing. That was fun in high school... after I was 18 of course

AND the origional reason why I decided to click edit:
Porno, I like to watch porno, and then rewind to when I started getting off ... and leave it in the vcr for my SO to find, he liked it. Until his roommate decided to watch a movie- hit the wrong button and BOOM porno surround sound. lol. Didn't help it was very bdsm oriented ... helped alot that it wasn't a "home movie." hehehehe.

 

[Zanzibar]

Hmmmmm.. not sure if these were listed or not, since I didn't read the whole thread before replying...

For the women...
- A well buttered (or lubed) ear of corn or other vegetable/banana
- A frozen popsicle (with or without condoms)
- A water filled condom, frozen the night before, sometimes bent in different ways.
- The nozzle of a plant watering bucket (with or without water included)
- The stick shift in a car (one of the ball ones, not the T handles so popular today)
- either end of a softball bat (The grip end makes for some interesting sensations. lubed condoms help here as well)


For the guys...
- Remember those old socker boppers... fill one with warm shaving creme (menthol is especially interesting)
- A french roll well buttered... serve your honey a tube steak sandwich, or heat in a microwave and pump away (careful with the temp here, a skalded cock is NO fun!
- Some of those items above work really well for anal play with a guy as well. <squirms>

That's it for now...

 

[BlueSugar]

I like hearing the devices guys come up with to have their way with.

everything from peanut butter jars to wedging things between couch cushions that are warm and squishy to fuck.

... anyone actually do a warm apple pie?

c'mon out with it... or I'll bump the "weirdest way you've masturbated" thread !!

 

[sheath]

What kind of porn?

Well, tonight it was MMF...one of my favorite fantasies. I was interrupted by a phone call however. And not a good kind of 'wanna have phone sex' kind of calls.

But I have to keep my word to a friend and admit that I chickened out when it came to the 9-volt battery. I put it on my tongue first, just for kicks, and that fucker HURT. I decided that I didn't want to try it tonight. I'll save that for when I have someone around who can tie me to the bed, make me squirm and beg for it and THEN do it.

S.