Unusual Lubes and Household Toys Thread!

[sheath]

Sheath....trust the Force, Sheath. Trust the Force. See with your heart, not your eyes. Turn off your sighting computer, Sheath. Trust the Force.

LOL!

The Force is definitely with me.

And I would still be able to see the light undulating behind my closed eyelids as it slid in and out of a place very dark and wet.

S.

 

[Guest]

 

[sheath]

And I always thought that a "Hummer" pertained to oral sex. You have a voracious appetite, Wench!!




(And don't EVEN tempt me with that cell phone..... Thank god for unlimited long distance)

Vrrrooomm, vrrrrooom, baby.

What, me? Tempt YOU? Never. *innocent look*

Although I do have the number.

S.

 

[wildthang]

Re: In Awe...

Firefighter... I must confess... I have NOT been able to get this one out of my mind since I read it. I would be a slave to any woman who let me do it. And in the mood I am in today? Hell - go ahead and let me "finish the mashing" (if you get my drift). Dispense with the glass and let me savor it right from the source. A Cream Pie Strawberry Shake that Sonic Drive Ins never dreamed of....

Damn. I WANT ONE RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!

Thanks for the idea, FF. And the visual. I ain't gonna be right for a week now....

*Grabs the strawberries and milk* I'm ready when you are!

Insert the ice cubes and push them out into his mouth , or get a good orgasm going and give him a nice bit of chilled girly juice. Make things out of jello and have him suck them out after inserting them, all kinds of fun!

I am a percussionist, and between maracas rubber mallets and good ol drumsticks, i could always find something to make music with!

 

[wildthang]

Wowzers...LOL

That gets me thinking about the toolbox again. Wrenches. Levels. (Like, put it on a body part, if that person doesn't stay level then they get punished somehow. ) Screwdrivers and hammers, as have already been mentioned. Clamps of all kinds. PVC pipe. Power tools with the attachments modified with other household objects to create different sensations...with torque.

That's off the top of my head without actually opening the box...yet.

Yep, it's gonna be one of those nights, I can feel it!

S.

LOL I have a tool box under my bed. OHH how I love my screw drivers, stick them in (anal or vaginal) and twist them while sliding them in and out, oooh lordy! Also us the flat head side against your clit , a little clit slapping or jsut rubbing the cold edge up and down , feel great!

 

[watergirl]

Re: "Feed Me"

Doorknob? Back up onto that thing and seat it nice and tight while I stand on the other side and twist the handle back and forth. "Let me in !!"


GRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrr (TOLD you I was "in a mood"....)

You evil evil instigator you... I do have a lovely door knob - pair, you know, all smooth and glass and brown and marbled/tigereyed looking... they're very pretty. I don't think I'd want that up the ass without a lot of stretching and prepping - but it fits somewhere else really snugly!

Nice thread!

 

[sheath]

Okay...Limousines...

In a limousine...driving down the middle of the downtown at night. One person stands up through the sunroof while the other goes down on him/her. The cool part is that we all know everybody looks at the limousines when they drive by...so everybody in the other cars is going to notice someone standing up through the sunroof. And of course, that person has to keep a straight face (or not, hell, who knows?)...especially when they orgasm.

Those little minibar glasses and minibar liquor bottles work VERY nicely.

And the little television control/window control/call button works great, especially when inserted, because if you move it JUST the right way, the window comes down between you and the driver, or (worse) the intercom flips on.

S.

 

[sheath]

Oh, hell. In the original spirit of the thread, more household items!

The chimneys of oil lamps.

Bean bag chairs! They conform to any shape. It's like a big sexual temptation.

Tired of your man watching too much TV? Slip the remote inside you and make him remove it. Slowly. Or better yet, try to change the channels by clenching down on it. He surfs like crazy anyway, might as well make it interesting...

S.

 

[TNRkitect2b]

Okay...Limousines...

In a limousine...driving down the middle of the downtown at night. One person stands up through the sunroof while the other goes down on him/her. The cool part is that we all know everybody looks at the limousines when they drive by...so everybody in the other cars is going to notice someone standing up through the sunroof. And of course, that person has to keep a straight face (or not, hell, who knows?)...especially when they orgasm.

Those little minibar glasses and minibar liquor bottles work VERY nicely.

And the little television control/window control/call button works great, especially when inserted, because if you move it JUST the right way, the window comes down between you and the driver, or (worse) the intercom flips on.

S.

Are we getting autobiographical again dear?

 

[sheath]

Are we getting autobiographical again dear?

I have to get new book material from somewhere.

S.

 

[Nightbird]

Ken or Barbie or both wrapped in a condom..

Just think Ladies you could take Ken on a date and have it end in the bedroom..

 

[sheath]

Ken or Barbie or both wrapped in a condom..

Just think Ladies you could take Ken on a date and have it end in the bedroom..

But wouldn't he suffocate in that condom?



S.

 

[TNRkitect2b]

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But wouldn't he suffocate in that condom?



S.

It is the only way he will ever get any! (I KNOW you've checked and notcied he's not well equiped.... )

 

[sheath]

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It is the only way he will ever get any! (I KNOW you've checked and notcied he's not well equiped.... )

That's a true man, right there...one who will die trying to get a little pussy.

S.

 

[BlueSugar]

But wouldn't he suffocate in that condom?



S.

::dies laughing:: i can imagine that little plastic face once ya take him out of the oriface ya stuck him in ... little Xs as eyes, his mouth open and tongue out ... lololol

what about those squiggle markers or those pens that vibrate and wiggle as you write...


the way my room is now set up is that i have a bed on riser blocks, with a box spring and mattress.
There is just enough room to put another bed at the foot of that one to make an L type huge bed/couch type thing... which i have just a box spring and two mattresses at to make it level- no riser.

I had people over in my room a couple of nights ago for a cuddle movie type hang out before April Hell week pt1 started so I took one of the mattresses off the second bed and put it next to the first bed so I have a 3 tier bed type deal in my room.

...tonight, My S/O had me on my knees on the middle sized bed, bent over the higher bed. It was perfect for me to just lay my torso on and he was perfect hight to my pussy to slam home, the whole thing was open for him...
Sometimes re-arrainging furnature is a good 'toy.'

... Hammock fun.

when i was muuuch younger it felt good when i rubbed myself against the arm of a cordaroy couch we had, i always kept my panties on ... I sat on it again over Easter break and sort of wiggled, brought back so many memories of watching the playboy channel when no one was home ... hehe.

AND
I'm going to say ... a cucumber *whistles innocently*

 

[sheath]

AND
I'm going to say ... a cucumber *whistles innocently*

Cucumber!!!

Like, umm...cucumber salad?

Banana squash, bananas...

Okay, here we go...IN MY KITCHEN DRAWER...

Pizza cutter, good for marking...a Ragu twisty thingie that would be vicious on nipples, if you were into that kind of thing...

Ever been spanked with a cheese grater?

Wooden spoons...slotted spoons (would hurt worse)...a garlic press...tongs...meat tenderizer thingie...

Ah, then I looked on top of the counter and saw the wine bottle.

Excuse me...

S.

 

[TNRkitect2b]

<snip>
Ah, then I looked on top of the counter and saw the wine bottle.

Excuse me...

S.

Yanno.... you CAN get drunk from alchohol filling you up down there too....

And a great way to ring in the new year, is with a bottle of bubbly, shook then opened and inserted into your woman, then toasting the new year with a drink from that most intimate of cups.....

 

[BlueSugar]

Cucumber!!!

Like, umm...cucumber salad?

Ever been spanked with a cheese grater?

Wooden spoons...slotted spoons (would hurt worse)...a garlic press...tongs...meat tenderizer thingie...



S.

1. haha, yes the cucumber salad !
2. Yes, it hurts and ya get little nicks from the razor sharpness of it all
3. wooden: nice sharp stinging slap centeralized on the area
slotted: more of a slapping sting, like when he/she just gets ya with the tips of the fingers instead of a full hand slap.

... all depends on what you want ... :: blush ::

 

[BlueSugar]

Yanno.... you CAN get drunk from alchohol filling you up down there too....

And a great way to ring in the new year, is with a bottle of bubbly, shook then opened and inserted into your woman, then toasting the new year with a drink from that most intimate of cups.....

and semen when absorbed through the lining of the vagina it acts like an upper ::nod::

what about this... its been on the BDSM board, but don't let it scare you ... it sounds INCREDABLE ...

The Chain Trick lilminx
https://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=160831&highlight=chain+trick

 

[GingerLove]

Not too sure I want to let everyone know some of the 'items' I have used. Especially on cam. :X

I will admit that toy handles are great and so are candles at first, but they do tend to umm... get soft when they become hot. :X


As for interesting body tingles, the flavored oils you use to make candies are great, but moderation on some of them, peppermint oil and cinnamon oil can actually burn if you apply too much.

Okay, just one overly kinky thing... slimline phone, the handset.

 

[Carnus]

Perhaps a post for multiple threads,, but an electric razor ( good one like mine, I have Braun) After I shaved you nice and smooth how about an electric razor to keep you smooth, think of laying back,, me kneeling between your legs, you feel my hand rubbing a little bit of oil between your legs as you hear a soft buzzing begin. The razor touches your bare lips, you can feel it vibrating against your skin as it gets warmer. I slowly rub it over your skin, the vibrations stimulating you as I stroke it softly over your lips until you are again so smooth I have to lean down and rub my tongue over your skin to feel how wet and tasty you are.



In story form of course

and yes I have done it and I love to shave a woman


Carnus

 

[bettywildthing]

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: "Feed Me"

 

[bettywildthing]

what about twizzlers strawberry twists? (or have they already been mentioned)
guess i'll just suck on some and ponder it awhile

i think im losing it. was just in kmart and had such urges to lower my shirt and show off a tit or 2 to some unsuspecting shopper(s). didn't want to get arrested. now im home and there are 3 workmen banging on my house. the younger ones arent bad, either. oh my

 

[Nightbird]

What about a water pik? Nice steady stream of water or some other liquid.