Unusual Lubes and Household Toys Thread!

[xeros_girl]

tall travel shampoo bottle filled with hot water... or cold
screwdriver handles
hairbrush handles
shower massage
my mom had an electric nail buffer that the heads moved up and down really fast on that I would hold against my clit, I miss that thing... mom wondered why the batteries were always dead on it
a length of pvc pipe
my fiance' uses head and shoulders, the refresh kind that all minty, it makes shower time... fun
lip gloss (no pun intended)
lip gloss tube

 

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[sheath]

A picture's worth a thousand words...

LOL!

I think I could actually enjoy one of those.

S.

 

[wildthang]

I like the stationary bike where the speed of your pedaling controls how fast you get it. Tee hee!

 

[sheath]

Oh, my.

Those cheapo swords that kids get from fairs, street vendors, you know...the plastic things that are way too expensive?

The possibilities! It has the sword itself (plastic, of course), the handle, the sheath for the sword (hehe)...all sorts of combinations possible!

S.

 

[sheath]

Cigars.

Soaked very well over the course of more than a few sexual encounters, then tucked into a nice case and slipped into the pocket of a suit you know your guy is going to wear one day soon. What a nice little surprise!

S.

 

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[midwestyankee]

Don't know why, but the absorbency of tofu just came to mind.

Is this the first sign of some strange debilitating mental condition?

 

[TNRkitect2b]

how about, salvaging that tickle-me-elmo that doesn't laugh anymore but still vibrates when tickled

 

[Nightbird]

Hmm what about a great big Dill Pickle?

 

[wildthang]

Hmm what about a great big Dill Pickle?

kosher of course! He ate it out of me after... I'll have to tell that story some day.

Damn those kinky jewish boyfriends!

(Rabbi's son too!)

 

[sheath]

Is this the first sign of some strange debilitating mental condition?

Well, the real question is...do you really mind?

S.

 

[Nightbird]

LOL @ Wild Thang!!

 

[carrie-on]

Oil from jalapeno peppers is also a no-no.

DAMHIKT

LOL I have to definately agre with this one! I used to work in a Mexican restaraunt and I bought a big #10 can of Jalapenos cause hubby liked them so much. He was dividing the can into smaller jars for storage and apparently did not wash his hands well enough. When he played with my pussy later, I started feeling a burning and it got worse and worse. Finally it dawned on me what had happened! I had to sit in a bathtub with enough milk to cover my pussy before the burning would go away! I was sore for days!!
On the other hand...I have a cone shaped spool that once had thread on it. It's about 6 inches long and has these very tiny teeth on it that held the beginnings of the thread in place. MMMMM very very fun to rub on private places!!
I know someone already said candles but hubby took one of those foot long pillar candles and carved it into a dildo...mmm mmm mmm!!

 

[midwestyankee]

Well, the real question is...do you really mind?

S.

I wouldn't .... if she wouldn't (mind, that is)

 

[Paperback]

Gee...this feeds my sexual soul....*giggle*

Another thank you to Hooch for hipping me to this incredable site. Being friends with him for years has definately paid off....laffin.

This stawberry milkshake is definately on my to do list...and the hard boiled egg idea too. And as for the toothpaste thing....been there.... done that.... damn....sorry there are no pics Hooch.

But the story goes like this.... I was in the hospital and of course horny as I could be.... and a friend called me on the phone and one thing led to another....and the closest thing I could find was the tube of tooth paste on my nightstand. I put the cap end deep and begin to play...and well... it was just too intense...and when I started to cum....I blew the bottom out of the end of the toothpaste. Such a sticky mess....but quite warm and sensual too. There is nothing like having toothpaste spread across your clit....gives a whole new meaning to pleasure! So I guess you all can call me...Miss Crest....

 

[sheath]

Re: Gee...this feeds my sexual soul....*giggle*

But the story goes like this.... I was in the hospital and of course horny as I could be.... and a friend called me on the phone and one thing led to another....and the closest thing I could find was the tube of tooth paste on my nightstand. I put the cap end deep and begin to play...and well... it was just too intense...and when I started to cum....I blew the bottom out of the end of the toothpaste. Such a sticky mess....but quite warm and sensual too. There is nothing like having toothpaste spread across your clit....gives a whole new meaning to pleasure! So I guess you all can call me...Miss Crest....

LMAO!



S.

 

[midwestyankee]

Re: Gee...this feeds my sexual soul....*giggle*

But the story goes like this.... I was in the hospital and of course horny as I could be.... and a friend called me on the phone and one thing led to another....and the closest thing I could find was the tube of tooth paste on my nightstand. I put the cap end deep and begin to play...and well... it was just too intense...and when I started to cum....I blew the bottom out of the end of the toothpaste. Such a sticky mess....but quite warm and sensual too. There is nothing like having toothpaste spread across your clit....gives a whole new meaning to pleasure! So I guess you all can call me...Miss Crest....

"Look, Mom! The dentist said I only had one cavity! And it's so beautifully warm and wet too."

 

[Nightbird]

OH MY... MISS CREST!!! LOL THATS SOOOO FUNNY!!!!!!!

 

[sheath]

Household toys?

Here's a very obvious one, I can't believe I didn't think of it earlier:

Camcorder. With Tripod.

S.

 

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Re: Gee...this feeds my sexual soul....*giggle*

 

[sheath]

Ahem.

You have my address. I expect a copy in very short order.

Well. You have my address. I was hoping you would come over and hold the camera.

S.

 

[TNRkitect2b]

Well. You have my address. I was hoping you would come over and hold the camera.

S.

But if he is holding the camera, who is getting t obe in front of it with you?

 

[sheath]

But if he is holding the camera, who is getting t obe in front of it with you?

Good question.

S.