Unusual Lubes and Household Toys Thread!

[Nightbird]

I volunteer!

 

[VSE]

Must say that I cant really recommend toothpaste, it gets that little bit too minty for my liking.

Do recall a letter in a magazine once that positively enthused about getting the pepper grinder out and adding liberal dusting before insertion, but based on the toothpaste experience, I'm not sure that it wouldnt get too hot too soon for my liking.

Tinned peaches are good for a laugh. They slide in (and back out) a treat, not to mention all that syrup.

Only other household implement I can think of is the bath/shower though sadly, the house my parents had with a jacuzzi/properly sized bath for playing in, we moved out of just at the stage where I was getting ready to use it

 

[sheath]

I volunteer!

You know how tempting that is.

S.

 

[sheath]

In fact, it's so tempting, I double-posted.

S.

 

[sheath]

Do recall a letter in a magazine once that positively enthused about getting the pepper grinder out and adding liberal dusting before insertion, but based on the toothpaste experience, I'm not sure that it wouldnt get too hot too soon for my liking.

All I can think is...wouldn't that equal a urinary tract infection from HELL?

But then I look at the pepper mill and realize THAT looks like a great toy!

S.

 

[VSE]

I would guess so, having been given the deep heat (menthol muscle rub) treatment as a kid kind of put me off that sort of thing for life.

The shape of a pepper mill had crossed my mind, never found anyone willing to give it a go to date and given that they are made generally from wood, not been too keen to try them out personally.

 

[sheath]

Ice cream comes. Especially the sugar cones with the blunt points at the bottom. Slip it in, fill it up with ice cream (or something else) and eat it.

S.

 

[skme]

A tv remote! now thats one id get off the couch to look for!

 

[sheath]

Lotion bottles...and Pantene shampoo bottles.

And...speaking of television remotes...how about car keys? He wants them...he has to find them. With his lips.

S.

 

[VSE]

Is it an acceptable excuse to say to work that you were 4 hours late "looking for my car keys"?

 

[sheath]

Is it an acceptable excuse to say to work that you were 4 hours late "looking for my car keys"?

As long as the wife of the boss was not involved.

S.

 

[VSE]

Well wheres the fun in that then

 

[sheath]

Well wheres the fun in that then

S.

 

[Guest]

 

[sheath]

Well, I WAS gonna come down, but I had to go "look for the car keys"...

I found 'em in a jacket pocket. (Betcha thought I was gonna say something else, didn't ya?)

Probably just as well, anyway. It would probably be all out of focus due to excessive camera movement. My hands would be shaking too much at the awesome sight of "Reality Sheath".

*blushing*

I tried to think of something witty to say in response to that, but I can't come up with anything! LOL



S.

 

[yesvirginia]

I have the strongest orgasms when I rub my clit and have something in my ass. Things I've used in my ass:

travel toothbrush holder
screwdriver handle
candle
various lotion, shampoo bottles
plastic baby bottle with rounded cap (in use as I type)

mmmmmmmmmmmmm...

 

[Paperback]

Hmmm....I wonder....*weg*

After posting my little toothpaste adventure....I guess my mind has been focused on unusual things. Like the simple childrens toys found around the house....hehehe.

Had the most sensual dream last night...went something like this....


Lying on my back with my legs spead wide...and blind folded. Not being allowed to touch...just to feel. Him inserting a balloon and then something cold after it. Realizing the sound....and knowing that he is using a pressure filled whipped cream can. Slowly filling....until I`m full. Pulling it from the swollen balloon but clamping it tight with his fingers...and he orally feeds on me...until my body begs for release. He leans back and pushes his genitals close to mine and lets go of the balloon as I begin to orgasm...spraying him over and over with the churned whipped cream. Him crawling up my body and smearing my face with this warm goo...as I return the feasting....

 

[sheath]

Re: Hmmm....I wonder....*weg*

Lying on my back with my legs spead wide...and blind folded. Not being allowed to touch...just to feel. Him inserting a balloon and then something cold after it. Realizing the sound....and knowing that he is using a pressure filled whipped cream can. Slowly filling....until I`m full. Pulling it from the swollen balloon but clamping it tight with his fingers...and he orally feeds on me...until my body begs for release. He leans back and pushes his genitals close to mine and lets go of the balloon as I begin to orgasm...spraying him over and over with the churned whipped cream. Him crawling up my body and smearing my face with this warm goo...as I return the feasting....

Now THAT is creative!

S.

 

[watergirl]

wow

I'm really glad the warm weather is getting here - I think the boyfriend & I are going to start playing with ice & things next time he's up here to see me, if it's hot enough out...

thanks for sharing, paperback!

 

[pollyjean]

With paperback sensual dream and watergirl Av I am not extreamly horny...

 

[BlueSugar]

velvet scrunchy around a penis.. around his balls.. around the whole thing.. pseudo cock ring that is all soft ... swipe it up and down your bodies ... up and down his dick ....

bobby pins and hair pins... nipple clamp type deals (you can even stretch them a little so they don't pinch aaas much...) or around pussy lips.

... this thread is starting to sound like "what can I stick in there??!!" some of them sound awesome, others are just too funny but I know when i see a pepper mill now I giggle a little hehe.

ps. I don't remember a whisk mentioned, that must feel interesting!

 

[sheath]

ps. I don't remember a whisk mentioned, that must feel interesting!

Oh, hell yes...especially one of the thinner ones, with the very flexible wires...inserted and then slowly spun while he licks your clit at the same time. *sigh*

S.

 

[wildthang]

Oh, hell yes...especially one of the thinner ones, with the very flexible wires...inserted and then slowly spun while he licks your clit at the same time. *sigh*

S.

Talk about some good whipped cream!

... Can of whipped cream.. spray it on my clit and lick it off or in my ass! Ya.. its time for desert!

 

[BlueSugar]

Oh, hell yes...especially one of the thinner ones, with the very flexible wires...inserted and then slowly spun while he licks your clit at the same time. *sigh*

S.

I already have an obsession with wanting to buy everything from JT's stockroom ... now Pampered chef? ... io

 

[sheath]

I happened across my little collection of essential oils...and I've heard peppermint oil is really interesting when used on sensitive areas? Anybody ever tried it? Any other essential oils that are good, or not so good, to try?



S.