Well......FUCK ME!

Miss Eggroll

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How many times have you blurted something like that out when an exasperating situation happens, and then realize you said it in front of a complete stranger who suddenly looks at you in a different light? It's a wake up call, to be sure!!! What's your most embarrassing moment using "blue langauge"? :D
 
I used to work with a woman, she and I spent a lot of time flirting. She used the phrase "kiss my ass" alot. One day she caught me in the right mood and when she said "Kiss my ass", I dropped what I was carrying as an excuse, bent down to pick it up and kissed, then bit her ass, just to make a point!

I think we both enjoyed that!
 
Denny1961 said:
I used to work with a woman, she and I spent a lot of time flirting. She used the phrase "kiss my ass" alot. One day she caught me in the right mood and when she said "Kiss my ass", I dropped what I was carrying as an excuse, bent down to pick it up and kissed, then bit her ass, just to make a point!

I think we both enjoyed that!

LOL...sounds like a good excuse to carry it a bit further! :)
 
Miss Eggroll said:
Well......FUCK ME! :D

[size=+2]Would love to![/size]

Oh, just finished reading the rest. Actually, I don't curse that much and usually under my breath if something unexpected happens. I know, sounds like a boy scout, but I can't think of anything right now. That might be because I'm getting old and senile though.
 
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ccnyman said:
[size=+2]Would love to![/size]

Oh, just finished reading the rest. Actually, I don't curse that much and usually under my breath of something unexpected happens. I know, sounds like a boy scout, but I can't think of anything right now. That might be because I'm getting old and senile though.

LOL...you liked the last time huh? :D
 
i have Tourettes', which i'm now medicated for, but before that i used to blurt out a lot of stuff (most of which i don't remember)
 
Miss Eggroll said:
Hehehehehe....I remember it well too! :D

I'm going to have to catch you again in a dark alley one of these nights.
 
ccnyman said:
I'm going to have to catch you again in a dark alley one of these nights.

mmmmmmm.....I hope you do, I was pretty excited the last time it happened! :kiss:
 
Try to think of something

but can't hoestly remember anything...although, usually if I do that it is after having a few too many!

(watching the two above me.....sounds interesting!)
 
Miss Eggroll said:
mmmmmmm.....I hope you do, I was pretty excited the last time it happened! :kiss:

Couldn't have been more excited than I was. I'll be lurking, looking out to get you alone again.

:rose: :rose: :rose: :rose: :rose:
 
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ccnyman said:
Couldn't have been more excited than I was. I'll be lurking, looking out to get you alone again.

Patience...I'm positive it will happen. It was way too much fun the last time not to ask for a repeat performance! :)
 
Miss Eggroll said:
Patience...I'm positive it will happen. It was way too much fun the last time not to ask for a repeat performance! :)

I'm running right out to buy the complete works of Gandhi to learn patience.
 
ccnyman said:
I'm running right out to buy the complete works of Gandhi to learn patience.

Hehehehe....well you certainly have what it takes in the "other" department!! :)
 
Miss Eggroll said:
Hehehehe....well you certainly have what it takes in the "other" department!! :)

Anyone taking a look at your profile will have no doubt about you.
 
Well......FUCK ME! I would love to ;)
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Well......FUCK ME! I love your last 2 av 's :D
Well......FUCK ME! just because :kiss:
 
DJHL35 said:
Well......FUCK ME! I would love to ;)
Well......FUCK ME! I just found this thread :cool:
Well......FUCK ME! I love your last 2 av 's :D
Well......FUCK ME! just because :kiss:

LOL....such overload! I love it!! :D
 
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