What Are You Nosey About Today?? 🦝

[JerseyJade]

The blow job crew are a picky bunch.

I'll be the first to admit.. we suck.

 

[RickTango]

I'll be the first to admit.. we suck.

How do I join that club lol

 

[Mei5ter]

I majored in linguistics once upon a time and I can tell you a lot *about* languages, but I only speak one and a half (I used to be near-fluent in German, but its gotten very, very rusty). I also wouldn't call this a talent, but I play the french horn - very badly. Still, if you need someone to sit in on a brass quartet and play nothing but whole notes, I'm your guy!

"Oh Gwendoline, you have the most perfect labiovelars..."

There needs to be linguistics chat-up lines thread.

 

[Lonelywife1205]

The blow job crew are a picky bunch.

We’re perfectionists. That’s why we’re so good at what we do.

 

[Mei5ter]

Can you please teach my husband how to do this? LOL

I knew I came to Lit so I could be a toilet seat Yoda.

 

[AmberLGreen]

Here you go.

https://i.imgur.com/Jc00rq8.png

Perfect. Thank you

 

[AmberLGreen]

I eagerly await the release of the instructional videos.

I can’t do the instructional video because it would be rude to talk with my mouth full

 

[Lonelywife1205]

I can’t do the instructional video because it would be rude to talk with my mouth full

Dead

 

[FranklyFrank]

I can’t do the instructional video because it would be rude to talk with my mouth full

LOL I just came across this on my tumblr feed...lmao

https://64.media.tumblr.com/bcf5a70beaca10146bae6d58735063d1/57654e05e60c0d2f-d1/s500x750/461d3d845d7106d7eb0d305f0746f06af2fef1b4.gifv

 

[AmberLGreen]

LOL I just came across this on my tumblr feed...lmao

https://64.media.tumblr.com/bcf5a70beaca10146bae6d58735063d1/57654e05e60c0d2f-d1/s500x750/461d3d845d7106d7eb0d305f0746f06af2fef1b4.gifv

LMAO and running to get my toothbrush

 

[FranklyFrank]

LMAO and running to get my toothbrush

LMAO...that had to be written by a guy..right?

 

[cole4258]

LMAO and running to get my toothbrush

Waiting to see how this goes for you

 

[FranklyFrank]

I particularly enjoyed “breathe through your nose because your mouth is busy”.

I for one was not aware there was something going on with my mouth when there was a GREAT BIG DICK IN IT.

Oh please, by all means elaborate...

 

[LikeableMe]

I particularly enjoyed “breathe through your nose because your mouth is busy”.

I for one was not aware there was something going on with my mouth when there was a GREAT BIG DICK IN IT.

I was about to say similar that part made me laugh, too!

 

[AmberLGreen]

I’ll leave that to the blow job club, I’m no expert. I’m just saying when you’ve got something that size in your throat you know about it.

I can confirm if you don’t know you have a GREAT BIG DICK in your mouth then you aren’t doing it right

 

[aussiegeekygal]

How many of y'all have heard of the Kyle Goodman yawn?

 

[Fingerfuxs]

How many of y'all have heard of the Kyle Goodman yawn?

Nope , never heard the story. I read * Kyle , with me down under voice.

Kyle yawn

 

[saustin5432]

Getting there…
But is she sucking a cock or a feather duster?

It's a banana actually. I suppose I could photoshop an actual dick, but then I have to start asking myself if I really want to to be making decisions like, do I include the balls? Are they shaved or hairy? A banana seemed safe.

 

[Lonelywife1205]

It's a banana actually. I suppose I could photoshop and actual dick, but then I have to start asking myself if I really want to to be making decisions like, do I include the balls? Are they shaved or hairy? A banana seemed safe.

Balls are essential. You know this.

 

[saustin5432]

Balls are essential. You know this.

I'm charging double what you're already paying.

https://i.imgur.com/9wUVdLU.png

 

[AmberLGreen]

I'm charging double what you're already paying.

https://i.imgur.com/9wUVdLU.png

No that one doesn’t work. Looks like a big head with a really long tongue.

 

[Lonelywife1205]

No that one doesn’t work. Looks like a big head with a really long tongue.

And a fat chin.

 

[FranklyFrank]

I’m nosey about comparisons. This has come up a couple of times lately in various ways… (i.e rate your sexy had everyone comparing themselves to others, a conversation about nudes etc.)

I want to know how you go with comparisons. Do you do well with comparing yourself only to yourself? Do you know your value proposition? If you DO find yourself comparing yourself to others how do you manage that voice? Or don’t you? If you do go down the comparisons path what is it that you actually compare? Do you compare others to others or do you reserve these measures for yourself?

Come on freaky babies, go deep with me.

I don't compare myself to anything or anyone. I am me and I am confident in me. It doesn't matter if I am not some other's cup of tea, I am still comfortable with me.
I know my value. If I don't value myself how would I ever expect anyone else to see any value in me?

So I don't do pissing matches. I have an opinion, it's mine...it can't be altered by others and yet it has no more weight that the opinions of others..

I find differences in other partners more intriguing that lining them up, comparing and taking notes. I would much rather explore and find those differences. I have always said I have never met a boob I didn't like and same goes for people, we all come in different shapes and sizes for a reason so I have no time comparing apples to oranges I will just enjoy tasting the fruit of them both.

 

[Lonelywife1205]

I’m nosey about comparisons. This has come up a couple of times lately in various ways… (i.e rate your sexy had everyone comparing themselves to others, a conversation about nudes etc.)

I want to know how you go with comparisons. Do you do well with comparing yourself only to yourself? Do you know your value proposition? If you DO find yourself comparing yourself to others how do you manage that voice? Or don’t you? If you do go down the comparisons path what is it that you actually compare? Do you compare others to others or do you reserve these measures for yourself?

Come on freaky babies, go deep with me.

Comparison is the thief of joy. I don’t do it. There will always be someone younger, prettier, skinnier etc. As a person of faith, i believe my worth is found in how God sees me, not anyone else. I have many flaws, but I’m confident in who I am.

 

[saustin5432]

And a fat chin.

I don't see what y'all see. Maybe it's because I saw the original pic.