What Are You Nosey About Today?? 🦝

[SassySheDevil]

They need to lift restrictions to allow me in. Hopefully by the Spring and we will be having that night out. Find somewhere that will allow me to dance on tables! I quite like the thought of a horny Jersey man. Is there a local directory you could send me?

In November!! You're good.

 

[JerseyJade]

They need to lift restrictions to allow me in. Hopefully by the Spring and we will be having that night out. Find somewhere that will allow me to dance on tables! I quite like the thought of a horny Jersey man. Is there a local directory you could send me?

There are couple of clubs that are North of me that I know you would like. More men than woman, so you get to pick and choose. We could also go into the city and check out the male strippers. I haven't gotten the chance to go see them yet, but some of my friends have and they had a blast... during and after the show.

 

[cheekygirl75]

Just realized it’s been 9 for me

 

[AmberLGreen]

There are couple of clubs that are North of me that I know you would like. More men than woman, so you get to pick and choose. We could also go into the city and check out the male strippers. I haven't gotten the chance to go see them yet, but some of my friends have and they had a blast... during and after the show.

That sounds perfect to me. I will bring my own baby oil.

You don’t need to worry about the directory because I think I have just spied something

*plumps up cleavage, wiggles skirt up a few inches, flutters eyelashes*. Hello y

 

[ydahecnot]

Just realized it’s been 9 for me

Poor Rainshine!

 

[JerseyJade]

Well you two need to get that sorted because I’m genuinely afraid for her vagina and her mental health.

If that number ticks over to 8 I will probably lose what remains of my tiny mind.

I know, right? I can't imagine myself going without for sex for a month, let alone 8 years. Just the thought of that is going to give me nightmares.

 

[ydahecnot]

That sounds perfect to me. I will bring my own baby oil.

You don’t need to worry about the directory because I think I have just spied something

*plumps up cleavage, wiggles skirt up a few inches, flutters eyelashes*. Hello y

Oh, you would kill me with your raw energy. I mean, whatta way to go, but the paperwork and hassle for you…wouldn’t be worth it

 

[cheekygirl75]

Cheeky!!!


What the fuck girl?! Why? How?

This is a travesty.

No partner & life got in the way of finding one *

 

[JerseyJade]

Just realized it’s been 9 for me

OMG! I just saw this. WTF!

 

[Sundayschild]

For the record, being the hero that I am....

 

[cheekygirl75]

For the record, being the hero that I am....

Virtual doesn’t count

 

[Fingerfuxs]

Lower your standards a couple of notches. Try on sum beer googles , maybe.

That can’t be good for you.

Do you woman never socialize with men that get horny in the real world.

 

[AmberLGreen]

Oh, you would kill me with your raw energy. I mean, whatta way to go, but the paperwork and hassle for you…wouldn’t be worth it

RainShine - it looks like we might need your defibrillator

 

[AmberLGreen]

Lower your standards a couple of notches. Try on sum beer googles , maybe.

That can’t be good for you.

Do you woman never socialize with men that get horny in the real world.

If I lowered them any further, you might get lucky

 

[Sundayschild]

Virtual doesn’t count

Next time I'm in town...

Why the hell aren't all these sexy lit folks closer together. We'd have these issues sorted in a week. Tops.

 

[cheekygirl75]

I’ve been climbing the walls here in lockdown. Craving human connection, intimacy and a good fucking. It’s been since what, the beginning of August? I’ve literally felt despair about the lack of dick inside me.

8 or 9 years is beyond my realm of imagining. I don’t know how this timeframe spins out like this and I’m sure there are all sorts of reasons, but I really feel like it’s time to rectify it isn’t it? Take stock of your sexual needs and desires. Get out into the world and get what you crave from it.

Definitely time to rectify it! It’s just difficult in the current situation… but it’s part of the reason I’m back here

 

[Sundayschild]

We’re gonna need more defibrillators around here.

That what they're called these days?

 

[AmberLGreen]

I’ve been climbing the walls here in lockdown. Craving human connection, intimacy and a good fucking. It’s been since what, the beginning of August? I’ve literally felt despair about the lack of dick inside me.

8 or 9 years is beyond my realm of imagining. I don’t know how this timeframe spins out like this and I’m sure there are all sorts of reasons, but I really feel like it’s time to rectify it isn’t it? Take stock of your sexual needs and desires. Get out into the world and get what you crave from it.

In all fairness I have only been separated for 8 months so it is still very new to me and lockdown meant no socialising for much of that. I did have a couple of dates with the same guy but when I kissed him, I didn’t feel it. Not even one tiny fanny flutter.

 

[ydahecnot]

I am not even going to trouble you with my mere five years

 

[cheekygirl75]

I am not even going to trouble you with my mere five years

Maybe we should start a 5+ year club

 

[ydahecnot]

Maybe saustin can make badges

 

[Ratchetman1982]

In all fairness I have only been separated for 8 months so it is still very new to me and lockdown meant no socialising for much of that. I did have a couple of dates with the same guy but when I kissed him, I didn’t feel it. Not even one tiny fanny flutter.

Did someone mention fanny flutters?

 

[cheekygirl75]

Maybe saustin can make badges

They’d be a lot less exciting than the blow job club badges!

 

[AmberLGreen]

Did someone mention fanny flutters?

Oooo another one to add to the list.

*puts sexy voice on* Hi Ratchet

 

[AmberLGreen]

They’d be a lot less exciting than the blow job club badges!

Cobwebbed genitalia - it could catch on