What are you *NOT* wearing? [v3.0]

[NudieUser]

A onesie

 

[Grumpy_OG]

My birthday suit

 

[Trubbycat]

A burlap evening gown

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a printout of this entire thread's text like a mummy's wrap.

 

[Wandering_Sen]

I'm not wearing a printout of this entire thread's text like a mummy's wrap.

That would be interesting to see to be honest.


I am not wearing a badge that reads: "Please bother me, I don't have enough stress today."

 

[EctoJohn]

I am not wearing illogical underpants.

 

[Trubbycat]

I'm not wearing underwear made of old Xmas tree needles

 

[BarbieDoll1982]

Everything

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing paisley bell bottoms and pasties

 

[Trubbycat]

I am not wearing paisley bell bottoms and pasties

Good. Goddamn hippies...

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a chain around my neck.

 

[AllAmericanMale]

Work clothes

 

[Mav Unlimited]

I’m not wearing a tie.

 

[Taegul]

I'm not wearing my heart on my sleeve. It sounds painful and messy, and I'm not good at removing blood stains.

 

[BrendaBear]

I’m not wearing a tie.

We need to fix that…

I am not wearing a dominatrix dress

 

[LustyScribe]

I am not wearing a submissive's collar and shackles & ball gag.

But the SECOND @BrendaBear starts putting on the dominatrix dress...

 

[Shenanigans90]

Tighty whities

 

[Kat73]

Panties.

But why the fuck am I still wearing a bra???

 

[Shenanigans90]

Panties.

But why the fuck am I still wearing a bra???

If you can’t be without both then it’s no panties 10/10 for me.

Tiara

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing 80s style gym shorts.

 

[Leana_M]

Tonight we're celebrating the New Year, so no bras allowed!

 

[MerryeMikee]

Tonight we're celebrating the New Year, so no bras allowed!

I wasn’t going to wear one anyway

 

[Fivemagicbeans]

I am not wearing a hat

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing a submissive's collar and shackles & ball gag.

But the SECOND @BrendaBear starts putting on the dominatrix dress...

Hello. I am Brenda, and I approve this image and thought process.

I am still in bed, so not wearing anything at all…. And I don’t seem to be motivated to change that status.

 

[LustyScribe]

I'm not wearing anything either, so I was thinking I might grab Brenda's sheet off of her when I go walk the dog.