What are you *NOT* wearing? [v3.0]

[BrendaBear]

I’m not wearing a latex catsuit under my business casual outfit.

Because the “business casual outfit”, yeah, he isn’t wearing that. The rest is accurate.

Except he didn’t put on kitty ears because he says it isn’t that kind of cat suit. But… put the ears on! And a tail too!

I am not wearing a kitty tail attached to a butt plug.

 

[Trubbycat]

Because the “business casual outfit”, yeah, he isn’t wearing that. The rest is accurate.

Except he didn’t put on kitty ears because he says it isn’t that kind of cat suit. But… put the ears on! And a tail too!

I am not wearing a kitty tail attached to a butt plug.

Because it's mine and you told me to wear it, silly.

 

[LustyScribe]

Because the “business casual outfit”, yeah, he isn’t wearing that. The rest is accurate.

Except he didn’t put on kitty ears because he says it isn’t that kind of cat suit. But… put the ears on! And a tail too!

I am not wearing a kitty tail attached to a butt plug.

So... What IS attached to the plug? Because I can't seem to find - and am therefore not wearing - my horse tail.

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a tiny top hat on my dick.

 

[Trubbycat]

I'm not wearing a tiny top hat on my dick.

Without a bow tie it would just look silly.

 

[JennyCapricorn]

The big lipoma that was deforming my left tit.

 

[Wandering_Sen]

I am not wearing my best 'give a damn' expression. Need to save that for work tonight.

 

[Fivemagicbeans]

Not wearing trousers

 

[LustyScribe]

Not wearing trout slippers. Saving them for the festivities later.

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing the outfit of the person posting after me.

 

[Tajiqa]

Not wearing anything except a thong, as I try to figure out what I'm gonna wear tonight

 

[MedicalMuse]

My badge

 

[Wandering_Sen]

I am not wearing a smile.

 

[Tajiqa]

Well, i had a bra picked out, but I'm probably not gonna wear one tonight, so..

I am not wearing a bra

Free the girls!

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing melon green corduroy trousers.

 

[Tajiqa]

I'm not wearing melon green corduroy trousers.

Too bad, they look good on you

 

[EasyBrad59]

A snappy bow tie!

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing a victorian corset with “Make Me” sewn on it.

 

[Eyelevel]

We did nothing for new years. I am not wearing a smile.

 

[Him15]

Im not wearing a cape, becuase modern fashion is bullshit

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing a modern fashion dress made from bullshit

 

[Him15]

Oh good as that would be unsanitary

 

[EctoJohn]

Im not wearing a cape, becuase modern fashion is bullshit

NO CAPES!

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing an animal pelt to keep me warm as I wander the lands.

 

[Taegul]

A bullseye tramp stamp.