What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

[AtramentousRex]

Sometimes, I love this place, even if I often miss the fun.

 

[metrifonate]

Sometimes a cup of tea is the answer

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

I should get off my lazy butt and back to work

 

[ALovelyNudist]

I wonder when it’s actually going to rain?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Getting my gutters replaced today… maybe that will finally get my mind out of them?

I sure as shit hope not!

 

[metrifonate]

I wonder when it’s actually going to rain?

Thunder maybe here

 

[EvaLane]

I should get off my lazy butt and back to work

Funny, that’s what I was thinking https://y.yarn.co/f0cfe65f-fc2b-4793-8ae8-a09cda7707d3_text.gif

 

[AtramentousRex]

Funny, that’s what I was thinking https://y.yarn.co/f0cfe65f-fc2b-4793-8ae8-a09cda7707d3_text.gif

You know..the offers to help will start flooding your box now.

 

[Chillygirl]

Nothing takes me out of the sexting mood like poor spelling and grammar.

 

[Tallulah82]

I should get off my lazy butt and back to work

Do you need motivating? I can stand over you with a ruler and a stern look.

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

Funny, that’s what I was thinking https://y.yarn.co/f0cfe65f-fc2b-4793-8ae8-a09cda7707d3_text.gif

So weird that this gets a lot of attention

 

[FistfulOfMyHair]

Nothing takes me out of the sexting mood like poor spelling and grammar.

I’m still laughing at this. Does this include typos and proper punctuation?

 

[lifeisgood3976]

I’m still laughing at this. Does this include typos and proper punctuation?

Autocorrect can make this kind of thing very interesting as well.

 

[Chillygirl]

I’m still laughing at this. Does this include typos and proper punctuation?

Definitely typos! I don’t want to have to stop and try to decipher what’s being said! I understand the blood rushed elsewhere but come on!

 

[AtramentousRex]

Do you know what I think about sometimes? Sex with Aliens. You know it will happen. I wonder if there will be new sensations. Like an entire underground will form.

 

[deft]

Nothing takes me out of the sexting mood like poor spelling and grammar.

Send bobs!

 

[metrifonate]

I’m still laughing at this. Does this include typos and proper punctuation?

Split infinities, Oxford commas?

 

[Qky75]

Do you know what I think about sometimes? Sex with Aliens. You know it will happen. I wonder if there will be new sensations. Like an entire underground will form.

@JustAnotherFlower ....I think he needs that link....maybe show him the egg-laying one.

 

[Bry1313]

Sure dementia is all fun and games when youre forgetting your magic routine... What about when you when you start telling your spouse about your e-gang bang on that ancient relic called Skype

You did what now with who?

 

[AtramentousRex]

@JustAnotherFlower ....I think he needs that link....maybe show him the egg-laying one.

What what?? Nooo you people will not ruin my fantasies of blue antenaed hotties desperate for my human cock

 

[EvaLane]

I wonder if there will be new sensations.

I wonder if new sensations would even register, or if eventually alien anatomy would just feel like the same ol’ holes and appendages with better lubricant.

Like, in 15 years, you and your wife Nwpłeznia are in a rut. Do you light a candle or buy tentacle lingerie? Or do you sneak off in the dead of night, whispering “just one more time” while secretly pulling up *gasp* vanilla human pornography, wishing to go back?

 

[Tallulah82]

Someone sent me a link to buy tentacle dildos today.

Just saying.

 

[AtramentousRex]

I wonder if new sensations would even register, or if eventually alien anatomy would just feel like the same ol’ holes and appendages with better lubricant.

Like, in 15 years, you and your wife Nwpłeznia are in a rut. Do you light a candle or buy tentacle lingerie? Or do you sneak off in the dead of night, whispering “just one more time” while secretly pulling up *gasp* vanilla human pornography, wishing to go back?

Why is this funny, but also hot? What evil magic do you possess woman??!

 

[AnalCreampieGiver]

Do you know what I think about sometimes? Sex with Aliens. You know it will happen. I wonder if there will be new sensations. Like an entire underground will form.

Thinkin' bout Twi'lek booty

 

[AtramentousRex]

Thinkin' bout Twi'lek booty

Heck yeah. Those tentacles could be used for so much.