What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

[AtramentousRex]

I wonder if new sensations would even register, or if eventually alien anatomy would just feel like the same ol’ holes and appendages with better lubricant.

Like, in 15 years, you and your wife Nwpłeznia are in a rut. Do you light a candle or buy tentacle lingerie? Or do you sneak off in the dead of night, whispering “just one more time” while secretly pulling up *gasp* vanilla human pornography, wishing to go back?

Why is this funny, but also hot? What evil magic do you possess woman??!

 

[AnalCreampieGiver]

Do you know what I think about sometimes? Sex with Aliens. You know it will happen. I wonder if there will be new sensations. Like an entire underground will form.

Thinkin' bout Twi'lek booty

 

[AtramentousRex]

Thinkin' bout Twi'lek booty

Heck yeah. Those tentacles could be used for so much.

 

[Vitriolhack]

Nothing takes me out of the sexting mood like poor spelling and grammar.

What about lack of imagination? Repetitive words, does that trump typos?

But, I hear yah on the typos; having said that, I am guilty of fat finger syndrome myself!

 

[EvaLane]

I’m wondering... when Thanos snapped and wiped out half of all life, technically that would mean he also erased half of everyone's gut bacteria too....
So like, did the survivors spend the next year just waddling around in a constant state of bloating, gas, and wondering if they were ever gonna be able to digest a salad again?

Not half of the remaining men’s brain cells poofing away too

 

[cactusjack0584]

Nothing takes me out of the sexting mood like poor spelling and grammar.

Hey gurl, sup?

does that do it for you?

 

[EvaLane]

Ya'll get caught in the crossfire too

Luckily, for me, half of nothing is still nothing

 

[AtramentousRex]

Luckily, for me, half of nothing is still nothing

I doubt this very much. But I'm decidedly sapiosexual. Show me how big and fast your brain is. *wiggles brows*

 

[Chillygirl]

What about lack of imagination? Repetitive words, does that trump typos?

But, I hear yah on the typos; having said that, I am guilty of fat finger syndrome myself!

Lol nothing worse than when I can predict what they’ll say next!

 

[deft]

There is definitely something - something - in the air today.

 

[BlackFlame112000]

Who farted ?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

You did what now with who?

Don't worry about it

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Definitely typos! I don’t want to have to stop and try to decipher what’s being said! I understand the blood rushed elsewhere but come on!

OK I get it, I'll never get to internet bone you

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

@JustAnotherFlower ....I think he needs that link....maybe show him the egg-laying one.

I felt a disturbance in the force....

What what?? Nooo you people will not ruin my fantasies of blue antenaed hotties desperate for my human cock

Enjoy.

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

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Imagine the sound it makes... like a marshmallow gun. no clue what it really sounds like, but that's what I imagine.

 

[AtramentousRex]

I felt a disturbance in the force....


Enjoy.

If I didn't already love you to pieces, this would have wounded me. Thanks for more trauma.

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

If I didn't already love you to pieces, this would have wounded me. Thanks for more trauma.

A marshmallow gun

https://media.tenor.com/IZX4tB6XZFAAAAAM/wheeze-wheeze-laugh.gif

There's actually a customer review video "Is it ...Safe?"
It has audio

I have no clue...

 

[AtramentousRex]

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I have no clue...

Hmn. Is the kink causing me to need sex therapy? I'm just checking.

 

[morelikeasong]

OK I get it, I'll never get to internet bone you

I’ve been known to ignore a typo or two. Just throwing that out there.

 

[NakedStoryLover]

OK. Time to do this.

One foot in front of the other and we *will* get through the next eight hours....

OK. So far, so good.

One last (gulp) three-hour task to go. You've got this, NSL!

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I’ve been known to ignore a typo or two. Just throwing that out there.

Hi baybee

 

[NakedStoryLover]

OK. So far, so good.

One last (gulp) three-hour task to go. You've got this, NSL!

I'd rather be pantsless, but that would get me fired, arrested, and (likely) divorced, so.... sigh

 

[NakedStoryLover]

Autocorrect can make this kind of thing very interesting as well.

My autocorrect hates my sexting game. Effin' prude.

 

[dkak001]

There is definitely something - something - in the air today.

Yeah! Fuckin' allergens. I know those little bastards are out there just trying to mess with us today!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I’ve been known to ignore a typo or two. Just throwing that out there.

Thank Jod.