What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

[LordofDargaardkeep]

You had to look that up. Didn't you

Nope .. I think I have watched it like a 1000 times.
You kind of remind of the Tupperware selling uncle

 

[OldDirtyAltGuy]

Nope .. I think I have watched it like a 1000 times.
You kind of remind of the Tupperware selling uncle

Fucking Kirby Sweepers.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Isn’t it so angelic to playfully flirt on Lit in forums with fun witty interesting Lit personas.

Wait until you've been here a whole week!

Be careful - not everything is as it seems (or is seemly!) and don't rush to give out personal information or open your wallet.

Welcome to Flirty Angel Paradise!

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

Fucking Kirby Sweepers.

 

[MrPimms]

I want a ride to Chicago with some polka bums.

 

[OldDirtyAltGuy]

Thank you for the welcome!

Mmmm, what happens in a week?

Aww, you burst my balloon! I thought everything was real and magical online! Though, perhaps, maybe things are even better than they seem! Places my pager and velcro wallet into my ninja turtles fanny pack and tucks under my shirt for safety. I’ll be on the lookout for these Lit hoodlums!

Where the fuck did you come from Mr Wizard

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

Where the fuck did you come from Mr Wizard

Dude, don't let him intrude on your ALT game!

 

[barefootgirl69]

tucks under my shirt for safety. I’ll be on the lookout for these Lit hoodlums!

Well, if you're trying to kidnap me, that makes YOU the hoodlum.

I'll have to get @orangecurious to save me and @snexxer to help you with wishes. He's really good at it.

*limps away*

 

[OldDirtyAltGuy]

I feel like I’m about to get jumped or shanked lol

I promise, I’m no hoodlum! I swear!

@LaisDeMarieDeFrance

Someone needs shanked.

 

[OldDirtyAltGuy]

Dude, don't let him intrude on your ALT game!

What kind of monster did you create now Farquaad?

 

[OldDirtyAltGuy]

Will it hurt?

Yes.

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

What kind of monster did you create now Farquaad?

I told you we needed to stay united bro...
Now we have interlopers popping up trying to cut in on your titty pic collection..
We are going to have to go primal on these Mfers'

 

[barefootgirl69]

Ohhh, delightful!

Actually, you should help her out by taking all her cheese. She loathes cheese. For real and for true.

 

[Dimented]

If nothing sticks to Teflon, what makes Teflon stick?

 

[pinkparkhorse]

Thank you for the welcome!

Mmmm, what happens in a week?

Aww, you burst my balloon! I thought everything was real and magical online! Though, perhaps, maybe things are even better than they seem! Places my pager and velcro wallet into my ninja turtles fanny pack and tucks under my shirt for safety. I’ll be on the lookout for these Lit hoodlums!

Are you a time traveler from the 90’s?

 

[OldDirtyAltGuy]

Fucking @God_Above. You're needed now. Come help us and you will be rewarded with a feline reward. @Cat was begging to fuck you yesterday.

 

[OldDirtyAltGuy]

Someone mentioned Napoleon Dynomite and this fucking happened.

 

[pinkparkhorse]

If nothing sticks to Teflon, what makes Teflon stick?

Is this a riddle of some sort?

 

[barefootgirl69]

Someone mentioned Napoleon Dynomite and this fucking happened.

I was just tormenting helping out the new guy.

 

[OldDirtyAltGuy]

Please don't hate this alt @Cat .

 

[OldDirtyAltGuy]

I was just tormenting helping out the new guy.

You know as well as I do that they're somebody else.

#ittakesanalttoknowanalt

 

[barefootgirl69]

You know as well as I do that they're somebody else.

#ittakesanalttoknowanalt

That was my focus. #sorrynotsorry

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

Please don't hate this alt @Cat .

You can hate that alt @Cat , just not this one

 

[OldDirtyAltGuy]

You can hate that alt @Cat , just not this one

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Is it wrong that I'm missing my alone time?