What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

[ShaneoD]

I've noticed most of the ladies here limit who follows them (please ignore the fact that 99% of the people I follow are ladies )

 

[ShaneoD]

I've noticed most of the ladies here limit who follows them (please ignore the fact that 99% of the people I follow are ladies )

I might have been a percentage off on the statement in brackets

 

[barefootgirl69]

I've noticed most of the ladies here limit who follows them (please ignore the fact that 99% of the people I follow are ladies )

Actually, there's no way we can stop anyone from following us. I wish there were. Maybe a "this horny guy who never posts wants to follow you. Press one option..."

Option 1: Okay, cool, whatever
Option 2: Fuck off...way over there --->

 

[ShaneoD]

Actually, there's no way we can stop anyone from following us. I wish there were. Maybe a "this horny guy who never posts wants to follow you. Press one option..."

Option 1: Okay, cool, whatever
Option 2: Fuck off...way over there --->

I can't believe you'd throw away our friendship like that

JK I still remember that night when we chatted for the first time, it was probably daytime for you come to think of it

 

[ShaneoD]

You know how men will offer help when it's not asked for? I'm thinking about starting to be unhelpful on their posts. Like when they say they're masturbating on the thread, I could reply and say something that would kill the vibe.

Please do this
Brb getting popcorn.

Hands up I'd be pretty happy to be tagged too

 

[Hornymwtxn]

You know how men will offer help when it's not asked for? I'm thinking about starting to be unhelpful on their posts. Like when they say they're masturbating on the thread, I could reply and say something that would kill the vibe.

I am masturbating or always thinking about masturbating at least.

Which vibe do you recommend?

 

[EyesOnHers]

For about a year now Master has had me not wearing bras. I've not minded. It took me a while to get used to, but there I was in my mid 40s feeling sexy and comfortable in my skin for the first time in a long time.

A couple of days ago my ex who I spent 20 yrs with asked me to wear a bra if I am going to be around him. We have 2 kids and he wants me to help do up the house before it's sold so I am around him often. I asked if he finds them distracting. He said "I do. I don't need to see your swinging saggy tits" I said "really?" He replied "well they're not to your knees but they're on the way there"

Since that conversation I have been so fucking self conscious it's ridiculous. I feel like every glance I get when I'm out is accompanied with the thought of "mutton dressed as lamb" or "geez she really should be wearing a bra". Master disagrees but he can disagree as much as he wants. I just feel old and fat and droopy. I don't know how to get back to feeling good about me.

Sorry for the word vomit. That's what I am thinking right now.

We don't know each other but my heart goes out to you reading this

Going through a separation atm. My ex knows the exact words to absolutely annihilate whatever self confidence I try and build in myself moving forward.

The reality of living with the hurt and self doubt is exhausting.

But it's them... small minded, cruel arseholes.

Here if you ever want a chat to vent or commiserate or just curse them til we're blue in the face.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

lol I’ve often thought the same. Same for the women that are constantly announcing it too. I get it sex but you don’t have to announce it or add details every 5 minutes. We get it. You’re masturbating….no one will have sex with you in reality or cyber.

Gee now you are rubbing it in.

 

[Chillygirl]

Gee now you are rubbing it in.

I’m not rubbing anything

 

[Xerxes82]

You know how men will offer help when it's not asked for? I'm thinking about starting to be unhelpful on their posts. Like when they say they're masturbating on the thread, I could reply and say something that would kill the vibe.

Oh god that would be hilarious. I vote you got for it!

lol I’ve often thought the same. Same for the women that are constantly announcing it too. I get it sex but you don’t have to announce it or add details every 5 minutes. We get it. You’re masturbating….no one will have sex with you in reality or cyber.

Do we actually believe any of those "women" are in fact women?

Also, if I'm actually masturbating and I still have the attention and dexterity to type, it isn't going well. YMMV.

I get being thirsty. I really, really do. But sometimes Lit makes me wonder about people.

 

[Chillygirl]

Do we actually believe any of those "women" are in fact women?

I often question if they’re actually women.

Oh and there’s multiple threads to announce if you’re masturbating so why announce it in all the other threads? Do they think someone reading will think “oh here’s my chance!”

 

[ShaneoD]

Oh god that would be hilarious. I vote you got for it!



Do we actually believe any of those "women" are in fact women?

Also, if I'm actually masturbating and I still have the attention and dexterity to type, it isn't going well. YMMV.

I get being thirsty. I really, really do. But sometimes Lit makes me wonder about people.

My usual thought when a new "woman" says hi.

Hands up if I was a girl I'd think of the most random things to ask questions about of a guy told me he was "you're so hot, I'm masturbating right now" Speaking of heat, what's the correct temperature to roast a turkey breast at and for how long? (It's probably a good thing I'm not a girl)

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

I am masturbating or always thinking about masturbating at least.

Which vibe do you recommend?

I would ask my Mom, but she died.

 

[Sexy_Singer]

Boob and hooha pics are harder to get on any site than dicks. Since the beginning of time, men have been way too eager to share.

Not anymore.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Also, if I'm actually masturbating and I still have the attention and dexterity to type, it isn't going well.

EXACTLY!!!

 

[ShaneoD]

Not anymore.

I feel like I must be particularly frugal with mine too.

 

[Polranny25]

I am not looking forward to tomorrow

 

[Solsurfer]

I’m thinking I’d love to start text flirting with my old college friend. We are currently in touch just checking in on each other and how’s life going because we are really good friends and both married with kids, but she is so sexy. I’d just love to step up the flirtiness. Just for fun. Nothing will happen, but damn, it’d be fun to talk about. That’s what I’m thinking right now.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

I would ask my Mom, but she died.

@ShaneoD @Xerxes82 @Chillygirl @GetNerdy
My first try. That's gotta be a literal downer, amIrite?

 

[ShaneoD]

@ShaneoD @Xerxes82 @Chillygirl @GetNerdy
My first try. That's gotta be a literal downer, amIrite?

I had to let go of mine anyway , I can't speak for the rest

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

I had to let go of mine anyway , I can't speak for the rest

I consider myself a successful then. Should I change my title to Boner Killer?

 

[ShaneoD]

I consider myself a successful then. Should I change my title to Boner Killer?

Best not, I had a relationship with someone who called herself that on another site, I like you more than her

 

[Sexy_Singer]

I feel like I must be particularly frugal with mine too.

I'm not one in demand anyhow.

 

[Sexy_Singer]

I consider myself a successful then. Should I change my title to Boner Killer?

Bone Shanker would be more appropriate.

 

[ShaneoD]

I'm not one in demand anyhow.

Hands up, I think I've only been asked twice, by real women anyway