What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

[ShaneoD]

It's a bad sign when you attempt to write alternatively and your phone autocorrects it to alternator, I better not need that word again for a while

 

[ashesatwork]

Whyyyyy do I still live where it snows like this.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

It's a bad sign when you attempt to write alternatively and your phone autocorrects it to alternator, I better not need that word again for a while

Analyze why it always shortens to anal

 

[ShaneoD]

Analyze why it always shortens to anal

My worst one ever was when I needed a post/zip code from a lady called Tita, and it autocorrected my message to

"Hi Tits, it's Shane from Dpd, could I get your eircode please"

I found her house without it, and she looked so mad, I thought "how ungrateful" then I looked at my phone

 

[Lmizzler]

Whyyyyy do I still live where it snows like this.

Yupppp. It will stop eventually right?!?!

Like in June.

 

[Chillygirl]

TGIF! We made it!

 

[ShaneoD]

Lavender and Rosemary are a surprisingly relaxing combination

 

[EyesOnHers]

Lavender and Rosemary are a surprisingly relaxing combination

I'm assuming you mean scented bubble bath or candle type of things and not... erm...  women

 

[ShaneoD]

I'm assuming you mean scented bubble bath or candle type of things and not... erm...  women

I don't think there's a Rosemary here, but no, I was just trimming my bushes

 

[RDM97756]

Instead of “I am sexy and I know it.” Playing in my head; it sounds like “I am stupid and I’m Horny.”