What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

[MrMakersMark]

My hero!
But, alas... maybe we can vidchat while I use my little chainsaw on it. I kind of need another adult watching due to my accident-proneness.

I can't imagine you vidchatting while operating a chainsaw is going do anything but give me a fucking heart attack?

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

Can we get a JAF gofundme sex toy review collection going?

Oh, good god, no.

I can't imagine you vidchatting while operating a chainsaw is going do anything but give me a fucking heart attack?

I set the phone on a tripod, tell you my emergency contact.. if you see blood or limbs flailing- make a call. Easy, peasy.

 

[Luv2LickSweets]

Oh hell...
What charms???

I am thinking you have spent at least 5 minutes searching to find out which charms.

 

[MrMakersMark]

Oh, good god, no.

I set the phone on a tripod, tell you my emergency contact.. if you see blood or limbs flailing- make a call. Easy, peasy.

As a shade tree mechanic, arborist AND doctor, I gotta tell you...

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Oh, good god, no.

I set the phone on a tripod, tell you my emergency contact.. if you see blood or limbs flailing- make a call. Easy, peasy.

Ok. Does a lifealert need to be added?

 

[Wriggle]

There were 13!

You were helping me with the guesses.

 

[Dayhoosier]

Oooohhhh...are you wanting a piece of my uncut, bushy wood?

What a coincidence I was going to ask you the same thing!!

 

[MissSNG]

As a shade tree mechanic, arborist AND doctor, I gotta tell you...

Heyyyy sooo I have one of those invasive trees in my backyard… and I’m not far away

Just saying

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Oh, good god, no.

I set the phone on a tripod, tell you my emergency contact.. if you see blood or limbs flailing- make a call. Easy, peasy.

Sexy and dangerous. I'm in!

 

[Dayhoosier]

Heyyyy sooo I have one of those invasive trees in my backyard… and I’m not far away

Just saying

It's like the wood innuendos are just writing themselves at this point
I don't need to write anything out do I?

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

Heyyyy sooo I have one of those invasive trees in my backyard… and I’m not far away

Just saying

Sexy and dangerous. I'm in!

It's like the wood innuendos are just writing themselves at this point
I don't need to write anything out do I?

At the rate this is all going, someone is going to end up fucking on the tree..

 

[MissSNG]

At the rate this is all going, someone is going to end up fucking on the tree..

As long as there is aftercare for any scratches or wayward splinters, I’m in

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

At the rate this is all going, someone is going to end up fucking on the tree..

Again? Removes pine cones from hair.

 

[Jaws82]

Again? Removes pine cones from hair.

No no...keep them in

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

No no...keep them in

You're right! Pine scent is relaxing. Distracts from the splinters

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

remember a proper woodsmen keeps his bar appropriately lubed.

 

[Dayhoosier]

At the rate this is all going, someone is going to end up fucking on the tree..

It's good to have dreams

 

[MrMakersMark]

Heyyyy sooo I have one of those invasive trees in my backyard… and I’m not far away

Just saying

I come over there and you will just have 2 invasive trees in your yard!

 

[MissSNG]

I come over there and you will just have 2 invasive trees in your yard!

I could probably figure out what to do with one of those

 

[Dayhoosier]

I could probably figure out what to do with one of those

*Fist bumps @MrMakersMark*

 

[angelofthenorth]

I'm a complete fool, what was I thinking

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

I come over there and you will just have 2 invasive trees in your yard!

I could probably figure out what to do with one of those

*Fist bumps @MrMakersMark*

*gets the popcorn and lube ready*

 

[Dayhoosier]

*gets the popcorn and lube ready*

Save me some

 

[MissSNG]

*gets the popcorn and lube ready*

Don’t forget the tripod

 

[Dayhoosier]

Don’t forget the tripod

I said I'd be there ....I told her to save me some popcorn