What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

[MindYaBitness]

'Underpant makers'?

I'm sorry, the 1920's called, they'd like their rabbit back...

I'm struggling to figure out house rabbits and underpants correlate

 

[Xerxes82]

Well, sorta...

*slides a Ben Franklin beneath the glass*

Thank you ma'am, may I have another?

 

[MindYaBitness]

*slides a Ben Franklin beneath the glass*

Thank you ma'am, may I have another?

Yes, but second round is cucumbers from @KatieKulka32 's garden

 

[Hornymwtxn]

*slides a Ben Franklin beneath the glass*

Thank you ma'am, may I have another?

 

[Qky75]

I'm thinking I should keep all banana related stories to myself from now.

Or let you know how I get on with cucumbers starting tomorrow.

Call me when we get to the zucchinis

 

[KatieKulka32]

Call me when we get to the zucchinis

I'll rope you in on that

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Call me when we get to the zucchinis

 

[Qky75]

Aubergines are so last year. Courgettes are "textured" for her pleasure

 

[cheekygirl75]

Aubergines are so last year. Courgettes are "textured" for her pleasure

Also, Idk who (probably men) chose eggplants as the dick emoji… all eggplants I’ve ever seen are coming nowhere near my nether regions - too much girth!!

 

[Qky75]

Also, Idk who (probably men) chose eggplants as the dick emoji… all eggplants I’ve ever seen are coming nowhere near my nether regions - too much girth!!

It's a curse madam....

 

[MindYaBitness]

Aubergines are so last year. Courgettes are "textured" for her pleasure

I prefer the crooked neck squadh, myself

 

[joclfc]

I need to sleep now

 

[Qky75]

I prefer the crooked neck squadh, myself

Hits the spot don't it


Edit

Crap now I'm thinking of peyronies disease.... anything that curved in a man needs medical attention

 

[ShaneoD]

I've been pretty lucky work-wise

 

[Xerxes82]

Also, Idk who (probably men) chose eggplants as the dick emoji… all eggplants I’ve ever seen are coming nowhere near my nether regions - too much girth!!

An attempt at reverse psychology? When you see your dude's dick, you're so relieved that it isn't an eggplant that you're excited instead of disappointed.

But joke is on the guys in the end. Because while I don't doubt women all have their preferences, I've never seen anybody as obsessed with penis size as insecure dudes.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Yes, but second round is cucumbers from @KatieKulka32 's garden

 

[KatieKulka32]

Also, Idk who (probably men) chose eggplants as the dick emoji… all eggplants I’ve ever seen are coming nowhere near my nether regions - too much girth!!

Extremely wishful thinking on their part

 

[ericalauren]

I hate it when I lose something! I cannot find my bottle of Ghoul Friend body mist. It’s odd because even though my bedroom/studio is cluttered, I usually know where everything is. Bummer.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

It's a curse madam....

 

[BongoGal]

I’m not a slut, but it’s not for lack of trying.

 

[Xerxes82]

I’m not a slut, but it’s not for lack of trying.

That's a spirit we should all live by.

 

[Experimentalist]

An attempt at reverse psychology? When you see your dude's dick, you're so relieved that it isn't an eggplant that you're excited instead of disappointed.

But joke is on the guys in the end. Because while I don't doubt women all have their preferences, I've never seen anybody as obsessed with penis size as insecure dudes.

Not all of us are insecure

 

[ShaneoD]

I’m not a slut, but it’s not for lack of trying.

Lies I tells ya...... I might be biased

 

[Apisto42]

'Underpant makers'?

I'm sorry, the 1920's called, they'd like their rabbit back...

Excuse me madam for using a general term (if a bit outdated) for the plethora of garments which a person might chose to adorn themselves with under their outerwear.

Good day I say!

 

[AnalCreampieGiver]

I'm thinking that getting off and getting some sleep will be the next things I do