What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

[ShaneoD]

I was reading some weird medical case stuff and came across this one (no pun intended).

Is this you @ShaneoD ?

Wanker’s cramp?

Oh God no, I don't even like getting me own on me nevermind in me, now I'm going to have to read the article to stop myself asking any stupid questions

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

I was telling my German colleague about how my parents, who were living in Spain, kept having problems with eagles killing their chickens.

Me: yeah, these eagles come down out of the mountains, they steal the chickens right out of the pen!

Frank: an eagle!? AN EAGLE DOES THIS!?

Me: yes, they have eagles over there, mad isn't it?

Frank: AN EAGLE IS STEALING THE CHICKENS?

Me: errr, yeah, they're predators you know?

Frank: THEY ARE PREDATORS?

Me: yeah, and they fly down and kill the chickens and fly off with them

Frank: THEY FLY... wait, hang on... Oh.... I see... Err... In German, Igel is.. Errr...

(long, long pause)...

AH! IN GERMAN, EIN IGEL IS A HEDGEHOG!

I love hedgehogs!!!

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

I was at Dollywood when they escaped!

You were close to me!

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Whoever decided that lowbeams should be as bright as highbeams should be dragged out into the street and shot.

 

[Luv2LickSweets]

Yesterday was so much fun why not have what looks to be a repeat of that.

 

[ericalauren]

I wonder which professions are the best lovers. Dancers? Flight attendants? Gymnasts?

 

[Sundayschild]

I wonder which professions are the best lovers. Dancers? Flight attendants? Gymnasts?

Definitely salespeople Hear me out....

 

[bobbykialla]

I wonder which professions are the best lovers. Dancers? Flight attendants? Gymnasts?

accountants of course

 

[seela]

I wonder how I’ll get back home past the bird without being pooped on.

 

[dkak001]

Why is AARP sending me mail now???

 

[nottee_1]

Todays going to be a great day!!
A new day

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Sometimes you gotta remind your brain that your the boss of it.
Or did my brain tell me to think that?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Is this a commentary on how wet you are? Because I just had a hilarious image of a woman scooping her pussy and rubbing it all over her to prevent catching on fire

Man, fire drills at my school were so boring.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Sometimes you gotta remind your brain that your the boss of it.
Or did my brain tell me to think that?

You just gotta bend that wrinkled old hemisphere over and slap it till it jiggles. That’ll learn it.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I wonder how I’ll get back home past the bird without being pooped on.

How regular an occurrence is this?!??

Damn, the paranoid thing is making a bit more sense now.

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

You just gotta bend that wrinkled old hemisphere over and slap it till it jiggles. That’ll learn it.

I must be seriously fucked in the head. I read your post and "saw" you giving this girl an ass slap...

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I must be seriously fucked in the head. I read your post and "saw" you giving this girl an ass slap...

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[KatieKulka32]

Slap it until it jiggles works for any number of things is all I'm hearing.

 

[BongoGal]

I’m thinking about how today’s hot weather will be a good excuse for wearing a ‘revealing’ outfit.

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

This summer is starting off weird. It was gorgeous yesterday and today it looks like we're going to have thunderstorms. It's funny because it almost reminds me of AZ monsoon weather.

We have super short summers here! Can I or can I not put my sweaters away?!

 

[peekingone]

Should I go in pool now or later

 

[jason28053]

This summer is starting off weird. It was gorgeous yesterday and today it looks like we're going to have thunderstorms. It's funny because it almost reminds me of AZ monsoon weather.

We have super short summers here! Can I or can I not put my sweaters away?!

Well, they do look cool draped over your shoulders so…

 

[jason28053]

Should I go in pool now or later

Please use the toilet and not the pool. Management frowns on you using the pool.

 

[jason28053]

Slap it until it jiggles works for any number of things is all I'm hearing.

I’m gonna use this!

 

[peekingone]

Please use the toilet and not the pool. Management frowns on you using the pool.

I’m the manger of my pool . We can hop out and use the woods