What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

[snexxer]

Ill wait....

How do you know when a girls had a good time.

Throw her knickers at the wall and see if they stick.



Ill show myself out.

 

[Shenanigans90]

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Naw, it just makes you last longer.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

I'm not. Hopefully.

 

[Sundayschild]

Wondering who Mongo is

 

[Apisto42]

Ill wait....

I suppose I’d better just stick it in then and find out for myself.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Wondering who Mongo is

He's appalled that you dont know.

I suppose I’d better just stick it in then and find out for myself.

Good heavens, im not an oil change!

 

[Sundayschild]

He's appalled that you dont know.

Oh great! Something else that's my fault

 

[Apisto42]

He's appalled that you dont know.

Good heavens, im not an oil change!

My lord, must everything be about sex with you? I’m putting brown sugar in a saucepan to make a topping…

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

My lord, must everything be about sex with you? I’m putting brown sugar in a saucepan to make a topping…

Yes.

 

[Apisto42]

You must be gentle with the sugar, low heat, gradually bring up the temperature, stirring slowly but constantly, just getting hotter and hotter, as it starts to melt and smooth out, releasing a fragrant sweet aroma, then increasing your stirring speed as it starts to come to a slow boil before finally …

You have caramel.

 

[KatieKulka32]

I always carry a sharp knife on dates. You know to carve our names into a tree or any other purpose I deem necessary.

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

I always carry a sharp knife on dates. You know to carve our names into a tree or any other purpose I deem necessary.

Carving your name on his chest is just a whole other level of romance... Especially when he's screaming. It's really quite surprising how high of a pitch they can reach....

 

[Sundayschild]

I always carry a sharp knife on dates. You know to carve our names into a tree or any other purpose I deem necessary.

So you're picking me up in your van, right?

 

[KatieKulka32]

Carving your name on his chest is just a whole other level of romance... Especially when he's screaming. It's really quite surprising how high of a pitch they can reach....

It's called marking your territory right?

So you're picking me up in your van, right?

Pay no attention to the spade shovels, loose dirt, and black trash bags in the back. You're in for an unforgettable evening!

 

[Sundayschild]

Pay no attention to the spade shovels, loose dirt, and black trash bags in the back. You're in for an unforgettable evening!

Something worthy of a film?

Or at least a documentary...

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

It's called marking your territory right?

Too right, chica!

Pay no attention to the spade shovels, loose dirt, and black trash bags in the back. You're in for an unforgettable evening!

Chica! you forgot the Home Depot buckets and cement at my place. The last guy only needed one bucket so we have spares!

 

[KatieKulka32]

Something worthy of a film?

Or at least a documentary...

Only if I get caught which I won't

Too right, chica!

Chica! you forgot the Home Depot buckets and cement at my place. The last guy only needed one bucket so we have spares!

Looks like I'll have to swing by to pick them up

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Only if I get caught which I won't

Looks like I'll have to swing by to pick them up

Keep the streak going! Where are we at now? 24? This guy could be 25! Go for the gold, chica!

 

[jason28053]

@KatieKulka32 and @LatinaCarmen1980 I wanna party with you two.

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

@KatieKulka32 and @LatinaCarmen1980 I wanna party with you two.

But can you swim? I mean ... With weights?

 

[jason28053]

But can you swim? I mean ... With weights?

Are you saying my balls are heavy?

 

[KatieKulka32]

@KatieKulka32 and @LatinaCarmen1980 I wanna party with you two.

You have to sign a waiver releasing me of all liability first

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

You have to sign a waiver releasing me of all liability first

Chica, I updated our van insurance. The act of getting into the back is giving consent for any and all acts while also absolving of any perceived wrongdoing.

I got you!

 

[Midnightcaller26]

I'm thinkin' it's way too pretty to be stuck inside here today.

 

[jason28053]

Chica, I updated our van insurance. The act of getting into the back is giving consent for any and all acts while also absolving of any perceived wrongdoing.

I got you!

Is that your van out front with the flames on the side of that bitch. With a really awesome exhaust system. Plus a killer stereo inside?