What do you NOT TRUST?

[parker77]

People in shopping centre stalls that ask “Can I ask you one question?”

Yeah fucker, you JUST did.

and, i want to correct their grammar.

 

[PlayfulLilDarlin]

People who reply all on emails

 

[Mattentive]

Blood flow during a slow dance

 

[Lonelywife1205]

Men who tell you how amazing and wonderful you are. Blah blah blah…

 

[KentuckyDom1971]

Men who tell you how amazing and wonderful you are. Blah blah blah…

Have I told you lately how terrible you are

 

[Lonelywife1205]

Have I told you lately how terrible you are

See, I totally trust you.

 

[KentuckyDom1971]

See, I totally trust you.

Oh you are so amazing and wonderful!! Thank you!!!
Oh wait you suck!!!!!

 

[Mattentive]

99.63% of orgasm face GIFs. Wish I could but I can't.

 

[MKvDeepSea]

The size of servings suggested on food packaging.

 

[saustin5432]

Myself making sure I didn't turn my camera on and have my mic muted for Zoom meetings. I must check this 16 times during a 30 minute meeting so no one notices me on Lit and ignoring meetings I shouldn't have been included on anyway.

 

[Whimsical_Enchantress]

People who come across too perfect.

 

[AmberLGreen]

People who do not trust people

 

[Taegul]

Nigerian royalty.

Any email congratulating me on winning a prize.

200 AT&T/DirectTV half off offers from 200 different phone numbers per month.

 

[Tallulah82]

Myself when I'm tired

 

[RustyIron]

My Vacuum cleaner, that fucker has been collecting dirt on me for years

 

[n8Romantic]

Do it yourself vasectomies.

 

[AmberLGreen]

Do it yourself vasectomies.

https://c.tenor.com/ct1lQGJ3ZXkAAAAM/snip-snip-the-van.gif

 

[Warm_Fuzzy_Temptress]

Gasoline in grocery bags.

 

[MKvDeepSea]

Phone calls identified as "Medicare Assist"

 

[oneblueye]

hey...

What is it that you just don’t trust?

ANYTHING that breathes.

 

[lacandy]

Most anything my teenager says

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Emails saying my BOA/Chase/Wells Fargo account will be frozen when I've NEVER used said bank....

 

[Mattentive]

Most anything my teenager says

Mom! Quit it!

 

[Orchidea73]

Men who tell you how amazing and wonderful you are. Blah blah blah…

I would add women to that too. lol

 

[Crownvic]

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