What do you NOT TRUST?

[TongueLust]

A diaper change.

 

[Cyber_Bella]

Double clicking my mouse now that I know it’s masturbating. I’m obviously doing something wrong. I don’t feel a thing.

 

[Animaul]

Raisin cookies...because why?

 

[quietlylooking]

A man who looks at the tag in your dress when he hands it to you after an afternoon together in a hotel room.

 

[cheekygirl75]

Raisin cookies...because why?

Yes, agreed!!

 

[Xerxes82]

Raisin cookies...because why?

Yes, agreed!!

Because you soak the raisins in rum for 24 hours first and they are delicious, that's why.

 

[cheekygirl75]

Because you soak the raisins in rum for 24 hours first and they are delicious, that's why.

But they’re still not chocolate.

Drink the alcohol separately & eat cookies with chocolate in them. Those are the rules

 

[NastyNyx]

Clowns

 

[Xerxes82]

But they’re still not chocolate.

Drink the alcohol separately & eat cookies with chocolate in them. Those are the rules

You can't have chocolate all the time. You need to mix it up from time to time. Even if just to remind yourself how much you still love chocolate.

I don't even like oatmeal raisin cookies. But my old roommates rum raisin oatmeal? Divine.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

The jacket hanging on the door know in my bedroom. In the dark it looks like a little ghost child watching me sleep. Go away creepy baby.

 

[BubbaHyde5]

The Girl Scouts. Found a store that makes some awesome version of their cookies for 30% of the price. Little Price Gougers!!

 

[Cyber_Bella]

The Girl Scouts. Found a store that makes some awesome version of their cookies for 30% of the price. Little Price Gougers!!

 

[BubbaHyde5]

Exactly!! And I admire you lightning quick search capabilities.

 

[Cyber_Bella]

Exactly!! And I admire you lightning quick search capabilities.

What can I say? I’m amazing!

 

[HotBrand]

Doctors with malpractice insurance.

 

[BubbaHyde5]

What can I say? I’m amazing!

I may admire your modesty now a little more than your search abilities . Was your favorite book as a child "The Fox Who Guarded the Henhouse"?

 

[Cyber_Bella]

I may admire your modesty now a little more than your search abilities . Was your favorite book as a child "The Fox Who Guarded the Henhouse"?

Liza Lou and the Yeller Belly Swamp.

 

[BubbaHyde5]

Liza Lou and the Yeller Belly Swamp.

The description of this book uses the phrases "Quirky, spooky Picture book"...........it would appear I'm progressing from admire to more of a slightly concerned for my well being phase

 

[Cyber_Bella]

The description of this book uses the phrases "Quirky, spooky Picture book"...........it would appear I'm progressing from admire to more of a slightly concerned for my well being phase

Oh yeah. I’m totally scary.

 

[BubbaHyde5]

Oh yeah. I’m totally scary.

Long as you bring the discount Girl Scout cookies you can be anything you want be

 

[Cyber_Bella]

Long as you bring the discount Girl Scout cookies you can be anything you want be

Are we talking the Aldi ones? They don’t taste as good in my opinion.

 

[jaF0]

I find Thin Mints and Peanut Butter filled things at Dollar General.

Taste the same to me. I'm guessing the cookie monster wants profits year round, not just for a couple of months.

 

[BubbaHyde5]

Are we talking the Aldi ones? They don’t taste as good in my opinion.

Sigh.....and here I thought we could be friends

 

[Cyber_Bella]

Sigh.....and here I thought we could be friends

Ohhhh well. You win some, you lose some.

 

[RustyIron]

Moi I trust moiself, when I've had a few, or quite a few.