What do you NOT TRUST?

[Shenanigans90]

A woman scorned

 

[hotcarl2785]

Pretty much anyone who isn’t accountable pisses me the fuck off.

Is that what made your boob angry in your profile pic?

 

[jaF0]

My shadow. It's always lurking nearby.

 

[SimonDoom]

Conspiracy theories, of every type. All of them fail to meet the test of Occam's Razor.

 

[hotcarl2785]

They have resting bitch face. You haven’t seen them angry.
Yet.

Do they get bigger and turn green?

 

[jaF0]

https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fscuw.org%2Fimg%2Fcd2652709872f2a25e5c278b91d32aac.jpg&f=1&nofb=1

 

[hotcarl2785]

Fuck. Who told you?

Man, if only that worked for my dick.

 

[cheekygirl75]

Man, if only that worked for my dick.

You want it to turn green? If I discovered the guy I was with had a green dick, any fun time would stop and we’d be off to the hospital!

 

[hotcarl2785]

You want it to turn green? If I discovered the guy I was with had a green dick, any fun time would stop and we’d be off to the hospital!

Don’t hate me cause I’m green. That’s just how me and my boy Kermit roll.

 

[SkyeGirl32]

People who try to give excuses for shitty people’s behaviors instead of holding them accountable.

 

[lilmissdarling]

The "attendants" in those fancy bathrooms. If you ask me... it's too shady.

 

[SkyeGirl32]

People who don’t even bother to try to read what you’re saying and then put words into your mouth that you never said.

 

[melodymkr4u]

Very little.

 

[jaF0]

^^^ According to Dolly, More is More.

 

[VoraciousValue]

^^^ According to Dolly, More is More.

No, that was Madonna.

 

[TongueLust]

Just the tip.

 

[Cat]

People who use you, very politely, as a lab rat.

But... What if it is... You know for science....

Yeah... Definitely, not trusting those people

 

[cheekygirl75]

Drinking and Litting: Me

Oooh, morning drinking & Litting? This sounds fun!

 

[SkyeGirl32]

People who hide behind alt accounts.

 

[pandaburr]

Where can I get in on this tea?

Oh umm..I mean, people always trying to get in on the tea

 

[AmberLGreen]

I don’t trust my magic snatch.

Do we need to scan the local radio stations for any missing persons?

 

[AmberLGreen]

I’m innocent.

https://c.tenor.com/ckmuiI-dy5wAAAAM/vanish-illusionist.gif

 

[AmberLGreen]

Sadly, untrue.

Have you been looking with the mirror again?

 

[AmberLGreen]

Let me out!
Has anyone got a torch?
The fuck is that?!
The fuck are you?

- Probably MrBogey

Who’s fucking keys are these?

 

[AmberLGreen]

Before the magic vag


https://c.tenor.com/nn32drZoJZYAAAAM/casablanca-humphrey-bogart.gif


After the magic vag


https://c.tenor.com/dIlAglIIcQkAAAAM/sunny-danny-devito.gif