What do you want?

I want a genie to grant me three wishes. They’re relatively simple ones, I promise.
 
What do I want? Big tittied skanks. What does any muh fucker want? Maybe some blow and booze. Come on you know.
 
Artificial butter that actually tastes like butter.

I Can't Believe It's Not Butter? Bullshit! Ain't nobody gonna fool me with no goddamn squirt butter that tastes like diet rodent piss.


Ben
 
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