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What does ass taste like

Bramblethorn said:
pro tip: do not click on a thread titled "what does ass taste like?" unless you're okay with reading people's discussions of what ass tastes like.
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Truly, I thought it was sarcasm re: "Pussy flavor", making us the butt of the joke.

I'll let myself out.
 
MrPixel said:
Truly, I thought it was sarcasm re: "Pussy flavor", making us the butt of the joke.

I'll let myself out.
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I'll grant it's unusual to click on a thread here and find a discussion directly linked to the thread title, but it does occasionally happen ;-)
 
It's more about texture - that wrinkly little hole, the buttocks around it, large or small, smooth or furry - and the movement of the recipient. And the general smell and taste of skin.

Assuming the candidate has washed very recently, then I've described it as faintly oily with a hint of soap. Once as slightly bitter from soap, "my fault, back to the Simple next time".
 
StarrOftheNite said:
The correct term for "Ass Eating" is anilingus, and it is the first cousin of cunnilingus. I consider myself to be a connoisseur of tasty ass, tasty pussy, and tasty cock, so here is my expert opinion. My expert witness credentials are I've been in two multi-year marriages, have had affairs and/or casual sex with a dozen cis-gender women, have played around with another dozen transgender women, and have had around fifty males plunge their cocks into me with delightful frequency. Looking back on it, my best guesstimate is that I've probably had my tongue up the anuses of one or the other those people several hundred times total.

First of all, as many commenters in this thread have noted, unless the person whose asshole is being devoured has showered or bathed since his/her last bowel movement we are not talking about anilingus but coprophilia, which is the sexual fetish of eating or engaging in erotic play with fecal material. I pause while most of you all are saying Eeeeew! or barphing. Let me observe that this is a recognized sexual fetish that is considered to be neither Gay nor Straight. I condemn it not. However, coprophilia is not for me, so, if you're looking for a Youtube type tutorial on the techniques of orally servicing a dirty anus you should just move along, nothing to see here!

A couple of people have commented that a hygienically clean ass has no odor or taste except as one would expect from clean skin. My experience has been that is probably the usual first reaction. Which is not to say that it's not pleasant. If you want to know what I mean, make a fist with one hand. Your index figure and thumb will form a ring which looks, tastes, and behaves very similarly to a clean rosebud anus. First, lick the rosebud opening with your tongue, and when it's slippery with saliva, penetrate that rosebud with your tongue, and you will understand why some people get addicted to giving anilingus. There isn't any particular taste or odor, but the texture and resistance of the rosebud to your tongue is, in my opinion, satisfying and erotic. I love French Kissing, and giving anilingus gives me the same satisfaction. There are sweat glands around the anus, so it's entirely possible that a person who has totally cleaned his/her anal area could have a slight scent and flavor of sweat around their anus. The scent and flavor of sweat depend on the person's diet, individual metabolism, and overall health, but some of the tastes can be salty, sweet, and/or metallic.

The sensations experienced by receiving anilingus are intense to me, more intense than being fingered. I've been told by the cis-gender women that they've had orgasms when I've been tongue-fucking them, and that they find it to be a nice compromise between the sometimes too-intense feelings roused by direct clitoral stimulation, and the often not-sensitive-enough feelings they experience from vaginal penetration.

There is also the sub-set of ass-eating which is known colloquially as "ass to mouth." Some men love to pull out of my ass and cum on my tongue, which I think is a power trip for them. As Oscar Wilde said, "Everything is about Sex except Sex. Sex is about Power." Anyway, I have done this on quate a few occasions, when I know my colon, rectum, and anus are clean, and have never experienced anything reminiscent of fecal material. It's a bit salty, like mucous from my nose on a cold day.
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Your sexual history took my breath away. In a good way.
 
Yes, like watching Volcano videos, earthquake footage, train wrecks, and other disasters, there is a certain pull of knowing all you ass tasters are out there tasting ass.
 

What does ass taste like?​


It's all according to what cut of ass it is and whether you BBQ it or smother fry it.
 
Asshole - presuming it's clean - is wonderful. Rich, earthy, pungent, sweaty, moist, heady. As I write in my story Claire's Cunt Kitchen,

There ain't nothin' like an ass,
nothin' in the world.
There ain't nothin' -- to be crass --
that is anything like an ass!

Here is a passage from my story The Princess and the Cuntsman which expresses how I feel about eating asshole:

He runs his hand softly up and down her naked back, feels the gentle undulation of her smooth flesh beneath his fingers. His hand finds the crease of her buttocks, and he gently strokes one finger down into the soft valley of her bottom. It is warmer still there, and slightly moist, and he can smell the sweet sweaty scent of her fundament wafting upwards towards him. Carefully he leans over and kisses one buttock. It jiggles slightly, and the warm fragrance of the Princess' anus rises even more richly to his nostrils.
"O Snow White!" he cries again. "May you someday find your Prince, to whom to give your vaginal virginity, to marry, and with whom to rule this Kingdom in truth and goodness." He kisses both her buttocks now, then buries his face between them, to gently touch his lips to her anus. It is pursed, like a little mouth, creased but soft, its rich scent throwing him into joyous ecstasy. His penis begins to harden and, from where he is, gently brushes against the Princess's calves.
Callum kisses down the backs of Snow White's thighs, past her knees, till he finds her feet. Carefully lifting her calves upwards so he can kiss her toes, he sucks each one in turn, swirling his tongue around to taste the goodness of her flesh. His tongue traces its way back up her legs until it finds the crack of her bottom again. He can smell her vulva too, sweet and rich, but he deliberately ignores it (That's for the Prince!) to delve his tongue back into her arse-crack. Now he is licking and probing and slobbering with joyous abandon, feeling his penis reach full strength in appreciation, as the Princess' anus begins to soften and loosen further. Soon it opens slightly to the tip of his tongue, which he slips into the space within her winking rim, to begin a slow anal tongue-fuck.
 
Ah, the old joke.

What does a nine volt battery and a woman's asshole have in common?

You're not supposed to stick your tongue in either, but you do.

The actual answer...same as any other thing on a body you can put in your mouth. Varies from person to person.
 
Having eaten ass, I would stick with the texture of the skin on the tongue. Does taste matter so much as the puckered, pebbly skin?
 
It better taste like an ass should. Earthy musky buttery and something very intimate. Each ass I have licked has had its own unique smell and taste to that person. It's devine
 
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