What does ass taste like

I'm an ass eating fanatic. I only have a heterosexual perspective to offer, that of a man who loves to eat women's asses.

Most of the posts here so far have covered the basic truth. A recently showered ass (which is what we mostly all get because women are fastidious about such things) tastes primarily like skin. The main difference is that this is tender, generally unexposed skin. So it's not like licking on a nipple or a thigh. It's closer to licking on a belly button, the back of an earlobe, or between her toes. It's skin, but it's warmer, smoother, rawer. As such, the taste has substantially more terroir than regular skin. Personally I think of rich and deep tastes when attempting to describe the taste. Words like musky, earthy, woody, resinous can capture the taste of intimate skin that is not generally exposed to light or touch. It is the true essence of the woman you are, in some ways, consuming.

It is not a coincidence that these are the same components that perfumery refers to as "base" or "soul" notes. These are the foundation of all perfumes, and the ones that contribute the most towards the long lasting memories associated with them. The floral, fruity, sharp and superficial aromas are the appetizer - they merely prepare you for the base notes, the ones that last deep into the night and remain in your pillow long after she is gone.

The only other thing I would like to add is that it does not take very long after a shower, particularly during sex, for a woman's ass to offer new and enhanced tastes. First, there are sweat glands all around her ass and they will add a number of flavors - salty for most, and even sweet for some women (apparently, this is due to a combination of electrolytes, not sugar in the sweat). Second, is of course the taste of her own lubrication which inevitably begins to flow down from her pussy during play time. Personally, there is no greater joy for me than gallantly slurping up all of her cum that has sneaked into her ass after each orgasm. If your wife has a strong refractory response, gently eating her ass between orgasms is a pleasant way to distract her and get her ready for another round of torture. Remember, she's your wife. She can't report you to HR. You can feel free to torture her til she begs for mercy.
 
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Ass doesn’t taste like shit unless a completely different kink/fetish is being exercised.
Which many of us find as part of the intrigue and excitement in eating ass. When it comes to eating my wife's ass, I much prefer her to be unwashed there. I love her sent and taste and find it intoxicating. I remember one time in particular about a year ago we had been outside working on cutting and cleaning up a tree that came down and then mowed the lawn. As it was a particularly hot day, when we finished we went in to jump in the shower and her cleaned up, I followed her into the bedroom and started to help her strip. I got her top half stripped and her shorts off and found her panties just soaked through. I could really smell her musky scent. When pulled then off, i sniffed and sucked the crotch of her panties. When i bent her over the end of the bed and spread her cheeks she asked if I was sure and I just started licking her asshole. It tasted quite tangy and slightly sweet. I pulled back and could see some residue around her asshole. I told her she seemed unusually dirty and she said when she came in to use the bathroom while we were outside working, that she did not use a wet wipe like she usually does after going and said sorry and that is why she asked if I was sure when I spread her cheeks. I told her she was delicious and stuck my tongue back in her asshole. That's when her and I realized I had that fetish and that I really enjoyed it that way. It really didn't seem to bother her so I have enjoyed her that way many times since. So for me, her unwashed and not wiping is just fine.
 
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I much prefer her to be unwashed
Sure, but you still aren't talking about not having washed or even wiped since her last BM.

If you are, you aren't talking about the preferences of most rimmers, you're talking about that fetish I mentioned.

There's a big difference between "a while since the shower" versus "deliberately festooned with dingleberries." Your post got cut off but you appear to be talking about sweaty and musky panties, not skidmarked Hershey Highway ones.
 
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Sure, but you still aren't talking about not having washed or even wiped since her last BM.

If you are, you aren't talking about the preferences of most rimmers, you're talking about that fetish I mentioned.

There's a big difference between "a while since the shower" versus "deliberately festooned with dingleberries." Your post got cut off but you appear to be talking about sweaty and musky panties, not skidmarked Hershey Highway ones.
Sorry, it got cut off for some reason. I updated it which I believe answers your question.
 
I have to say, I almost spit out my beer seeing the title to this thread. My first thought: "Stick a finger up your crack, rub it around and lick it." Still laughing.
 
The greatest horror for me of of this thread is not the visual I got from the line...
"deliberately festooned with dingleberries."
(a masterful stroke of description, by the by)...

...but rather the number of people suggesting going straight from ass to pussy or ass to mouth. Even a well washed asshole runs the risk of giving a UTI (or other forms of illness) because of the natural (and healthy) bacteria of the digestive tract not belonging in the mouth or vagina and/or our relative imperfection when it comes to hygeine.

If you are going to do some good old fashioned in vivo research on the taste of ass to up your writing game, please wash the ass off your face before approaching other delicate orafices.
 
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