What is your most embarrassing moment?

[Erotica_Writings]

My first time having sex-- Drove 5 miles hard and ready. I was 16 and she was 22. I had been seeing her for about 5 days and had yet to have sex because of her period. She called me excitedly, saying it was time. She answered the door in a nice red teddy- I couldn't wait to jump her. Everything went fine for about 5 minutes (yes I was peeking at the clock)-I was hitting her cervix (didn't know that at the time) and trying to push it deeper and thats when the blood started getting all over me and her white sheets. I panicked and without a word I fled to the bathroom. I didn't even get to finish. I came out to find that she was already washing her sheets-- I looked at her with a fake smile and a I'll call you later - then bolted. Have not seen her since.

oh you poor thang.....but I can't help giggling. Thanks for sharing

 

[Guest]

This one should not have embarrassed me as I was on the receiving end but to be honest it did.

I was 14 or 15 and had been going out with a guy from school who was one year older. On the Friday he dropped me and I was devastated, as only a teenager can be . As I walked home with friends I was told my best friend was bragging about the fact that she had finally split me and X up. I challenged her on the Monday and she denied it and I foolishly believed her.

On the Thursday evening we were all at the school youth club as normal when Top of the Pops started (UK music chart show). My best friend and I were sat on the front row watching, in a room with at least 75 kids in it, when the door near the TV opened and in walked X. My "best friend" got up from the chair beside me and walked over to him and asked him out. He said yes and they both walked out the door holding hands.

Bitch and Bastard sum them up nicely I think!!!!!!!

 

[Erotica_Writings]

This one should not have embarrassed me as I was on the receiving end but to be honest it did.

I was 14 or 15 and had been going out with a guy from school who was one year older. On the Friday he dropped me and I was devastated, as only a teenager can be . As I walked home with friends I was told my best friend was bragging about the fact that she had finally split me and X up. I challenged her on the Monday and she denied it and I foolishly believed her.

On the Thursday evening we were all at the school youth club as normal when Top of the Pops started (UK music chart show). My best friend and I were sat on the front row watching, in a room with at least 75 kids in it, when the door near the TV opened and in walked X. My "best friend" got up from the chair beside me and walked over to him and asked him out. He said yes and they both walked out the door holding hands.

Bitch and Bastard sum them up nicely I think!!!!!!!

the fucking nerve of them...I hope you took care of your two x's properly.

 

[Guest]

the fucking nerve of them...I hope you took care of your two x's properly.

Thanks EW, I never spoke to either again, they were most welcome to each other!!!!! If they ever pop up on "Friends Re-United" I think I will ignore them, even though it is 25 years ago

 

[Erotica_Writings]

Thanks EW, I never spoke to either again, they were most welcome to each other!!!!! If they ever pop up on "Friends Re-United" I think I will ignore them, even though it is 25 years ago

hey a grudge is a grudge, I am still pist off at the lil bitch who cheated with my ex when I was nine months pregnant grrrrrrrrrrrrr

 

[Guest]

hey a grudge is a grudge, I am still pist off at the lil bitch who cheated with my ex when I was nine months pregnant grrrrrrrrrrrrr

Ouch!!!!! I take it he was not your ex at the time????

 

[Erotica_Writings]

Ouch!!!!! I take it he was not your ex at the time????

no, but when I was through burning all of his belongings in a 55 gal drum he wished he had been before he met me. lol

 

[Guest]

no, but when I was through burning all of his belongings in a 55 gal drum he wished he had been before he met me. lol

Go girl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Erotica_Writings]

Go girl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Ms.Breaker]

My most embarrassing moment would have to be having a friend walk into the apartment while I was having sex with a man for the first time in my life.

 

[Guest]

My most embarrassing moment would have to be having a friend walk into the apartment while I was having sex with a man for the first time in my life.

 

[Ms.Breaker]

LOL! It was very embarrassing especially considering I had also been trying to seduce the lady that walked in on us.

 

[Guest]

LOL! It was very embarrassing especially considering I had also been trying to seduce the lady that walked in on us.

Whoops, big whoops!!!! How on earth did you get out of that one, or didn't you???

 

[Ms.Breaker]

Whoops, big whoops!!!! How on earth did you get out of that one, or didn't you???

She was mad at me for a few days and wouldn't speak to me but she has told me I am forgiven.

 

[Guest]

She was mad at me for a few days and wouldn't speak to me but she has told me I am forgiven.

Do I get the feeling this was fairly recently and is still a touchy subject???

 

[Ms.Breaker]

Do I get the feeling this was fairly recently and is still a touchy subject???

Very recently. And it is a bit of a "Jerry Springer" moment as well, so yes it is a little touchy.

 

[flirtywithu]

Sweet 13 and never been fondled

This still makes me cringe nearly 20 years later!

Having only ever kissed a guy at the age of 13, I was happily kissing Brendan, who was much much older than I. This particular fact had me feeling nervous as I wasn't sure what do while kissing someone. God I was so naive...

So we're kissing, I remember feeling really aroused and he began to fondle my breasts which had me melting.
In my head though this little conversation was going "God what do I do with my hands.... should I touch him etc. etc." Not knowing what to do I just left my hand on his hips and didn’t move them one inch!

So a little time passes, he's getting even more amorous and begins to open my jeans, I remember a really hot wet sensation in my pussy and I really wanted him to touch me.
That pesky voice in my head was on major alert though "panic, stop him now!" But of course I didn't and his hand travelled lower, just as he is about to stroke my clit, the pesky voice in my head tries to shout out “stop I've got my period".
But I was too young and embarrassed to say anything and the warning "Stop" came out as this long long groan.... (seemed like ages!) which only served to mortify me further.

God mixed up teenagers or what

p.s. whether he noticed or not I have no idea, because that’s as far as he got before we parted, I went home with my best friend and we spent the night giggling talking about it

 

[Erotica_Writings]

My most embarrassing moment would have to be having a friend walk into the apartment while I was having sex with a man for the first time in my life.

omg I bet you were too

 

[Erotica_Writings]

LOL! It was very embarrassing especially considering I had also been trying to seduce the lady that walked in on us.

and they say I take chances

 

[Erotica_Writings]

Very recently. And it is a bit of a "Jerry Springer" moment as well, so yes it is a little touchy.

we want pictures if you two wrestle.....

 

[Erotica_Writings]

This still makes me cringe nearly 20 years later!

Having only ever kissed a guy at the age of 13, I was happily kissing Brendan, who was much much older than I. This particular fact had me feeling nervous as I wasn't sure what do while kissing someone. God I was so naive...

So we're kissing, I remember feeling really aroused and he began to fondle my breasts which had me melting.
In my head though this little conversation was going "God what do I do with my hands.... should I touch him etc. etc." Not knowing what to do I just left my hand on his hips and didn’t move them one inch!

So a little time passes, he's getting even more amorous and begins to open my jeans, I remember a really hot wet sensation in my pussy and I really wanted him to touch me.
That pesky voice in my head was on major alert though "panic, stop him now!" But of course I didn't and his hand travelled lower, just as he is about to stroke my clit, the pesky voice in my head tries to shout out “stop I've got my period".
But I was too young and embarrassed to say anything and the warning "Stop" came out as this long long groan.... (seemed like ages!) which only served to mortify me further.

God mixed up teenagers or what

p.s. whether he noticed or not I have no idea, because that’s as far as he got before we parted, I went home with my best friend and we spent the night giggling talking about it

omg that had to make more then one thing red for sure thanks for sharing that was awsome and bitter sweet

 

[Succulent-one]

I'd of been on the edge of my chair as well.....

When the girls escape it is quite something to see. LOL

 

[Succulent-one]

I was making dinner for my ex's family for the first time. And of course you want everything to be just perfect. Well they were all seated and the last dish I need to bring to the table were peas. I just wanted them steamed and not over cooked. They were perfect, so there I was walking to the table talking, and I tripped, and little green peas went flying over the whole table. They were all laughing, so all I could say was that I wanted to make sure everyone got their serving of vegtables. LOL

 

[Erotica_Writings]

I was making dinner for my ex's family for the first time. And of course you want everything to be just perfect. Well they were all seated and the last dish I need to bring to the table were peas. I just wanted them steamed and not over cooked. They were perfect, so there I was walking to the table talking, and I tripped, and little green peas went flying over the whole table. They were all laughing, so all I could say was that I wanted to make sure everyone got their serving of vegtables. LOL

lol omg I can relate to that and thank you for sharing

 

[oldergals_4_me]

my moment happened when my girl called she was comming over to my apartment and would be there in 10 minutes, so took off all my clothes and threw on a rob and waited for the knock on the door I heard a knock on say i got up opened the door and dropped my robe, but it was not my girl at the door it was my aunt she was like OH and just turned red and smiled and looked me over I picked up my robe and put it back on very quickly, till this day me and my aunt joke about that day