What is your most embarrassing moment?

Well, how's this for embarassing?

A number of years ago, my wife and I lived in Turkey. Being young and foolish, we did a lot of thoroughly insane things (particularly considering the environment where we lived). Likely the most embarassing thing that ever happened to either of us happened while we lived there.

Over Thanksgiving one year, we decided to travel to the resort town of Pamukkale. Pamukkale is a very ancient health resort -- it has its beginnings in the time of the Hittites. The place is simply littered with Roman and Greek ruins. The natural attraction of the place are the most magnificent hot springs in the entire Meditteranean region.

http://www.camocagi.org/2004/max/pamukkale.jpg

If I told you that the name of the town means "cotton castle," I'm sure you can appreciate why. The waters were, for centuries, reputed to have curative powers. In recent years, the place has developed into quite the health resort -- there are several hotels that have been built on the site...each hotel takes a portion of the waters and routes them through different indoor and outdoor pools and then finally out to the terraces shown in the above picture. FWIW, this was the basic pattern followed by the Romans with their public baths they built on the site 2,000 years ago.

http://johnpaulheil.com/turkey/Thermal%20Pool%20at%20Pamukkale%202.JPG

Sorry for the long lead-up, but I really want you to appreciate this. So picture this: a young couple touring a resort built on an ancient Roman site that still has hot springs after 2,000 years. Touring there during the off-season (meaning very few, if any other people were there with us). Add on this that this is in a nominally Muslim country.

Well, after a long day touring the ruins, we decided to take a dip at night. So we went to an indoor thermal (spring-fed) pool that was built basically like a grotto. We're all alone in there (its the off-season, remember) and, well, we started to get rather amourous. There was a part of this pool that had a walkway over it (sort of like a little cave), so we swim over there and then get naked. We both thought that there was nobody around and that we wouldn't get caught. A few minutes later, in walks the somebody. We get really quiet really quickly. Looking out from this indented area, we see that it is a night watchman. We became extremely quiet extremely quickly, because we knew that we'd get busted if we even caused the water to ripple. So we dared not even get dressed because we might cause a little sound. The guard was walking around like he was looking for something, but he didn't appear to notice us. He even walked directly over us and stood there for several minutes. (Although the western part of Turkey was fairly modernized, particularly in tourist spots like this, public nudity, much less public sex, was not generally acceptable)

He finally left. We got our swimsuits on and went back to our room. I personally think that he knew exactly what he was doing and exactly where we were and exactly what we were doing. But we'd never know that for sure.

Its not just a job, its an adventure!
 
Ms.Breaker said:
LOL! It was very embarrassing especially considering I had also been trying to seduce the lady that walked in on us.;)
Do you make it a habit of playing two people at once?
 
Wardrobe Malfunction Way Before Janet's-

Long before Janet Jackson's Super Bowl 'wardrobe malfunction' my wife's moment of glory showed just that, her glory !! This was back in '97 when my mother-in-law still had a trailer house at a lake in East Texas and all the family had access to it whenever we wanted.
One week-end we had a get-together of boating and swimming and cooking out etc. where there were four of us couples there for the week-end. There were:
My wife & I
My wife's sister & her husband
Another couple that were long-time friends of my wife & her sister
My sister-in-law's 22 year old son & his girlfriend, (my wife's nephew)

So there were four guys & four gals and as was our usual custom, us guys would be up early and sit outside by the simmering campfire and have coffee and smoke and hold discussions on which world events we would solve so early in the morning.

So three of us guys were sitting outside one morning, (the nephew was still asleep), I remember the sun rising very brightly that morning and it was shining big-time when my wife stepped out on the porch. She had told me the night before to bring in our suitcases but I had forgot to do so. She realized that when she woke up and when she came out on the porch to ask had I not done so, I told her that I had not.

What she did not realize, as she stood there chewing me out for being so 'lax' in my duties was that the gown she was still in was being made VERY TRANSPARENT by the bright sun !! It was if she had come out completely nude !! After her tirade for my being so forgetfull, I turned to the brother-in-law and our friend and of course they were speechless !! Until my brother-in-law finally muttered, "I didn't know Linda SHAVED" !! (that's how transparent the gown was in that bright light) !

But, as if that wasn't bad enough, when I did finally bring in our suitcase, my wife was sitting on the couch and talking to her sister who was across from her, seated at a fold-up card table. They were both still in their gowns and, in a regular enviroment, my wife's gown was not so see-thru. But, what she did not realize was that there was a 'tear' in the material just under the left arm and the way my wife was sitting left her left breast VERY EXPOSED !!

I mentioned to her that I had brought in the suitcase but she did not change for a long time and my brother-in-law and our friend came inside many times for coffe or cigarettes or they 'forgot' their lighter etc, etc. I just assumed that Linda was so pissed at me that she was going to give the boys a 'show' but after the nephew woke and saw his aunt in such a revealing predictiment, he mentioned it to her so she finally changed.

Later, on the way home, she asked if 'they saw' and I told her they did but that what they saw on the porch put the tit show to shame !! :eek:
 
That goes the other way too

Erotica_Writings said:
how very true....seems when a door flys open things get smaller ;)
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It goes in the other direction too...

I was chatting on line at 3 am or so with a friend and we were in the middle of a very intense chat... I was stark nekid and my mother didn't even bother knocking on my door, she opened the door and walked in. I very quickly pushed her out the door, she kept trying to ask her question, and I said "Not now mom..." (we had an old dog who was not in good health at the time)

I started locking the door any time my conversations with this firend of mine started heading in an intimate direction.

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The next day I had to sit down with my mother and have the Privacy chat with her again... When I moved back home, I gave her two options, 1.) I lock my door and she knocks, or 2.) I leave the door unlocked and she knocks...

<sigh> I'm 40 years old and my mother still barges into my room...
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oldergals_4_me said:
my moment happened when my girl called she was comming over to my apartment and would be there in 10 minutes, so took off all my clothes and threw on a rob and waited for the knock on the door I heard a knock on say i got up opened the door and dropped my robe, but it was not my girl at the door it was my aunt she was like OH and just turned red and smiled and looked me over I picked up my robe and put it back on very quickly, till this day me and my aunt joke about that day


roflmao omg that is so funny lol
 
hotbloodedinmd said:
A number of years ago, my wife and I lived in Turkey. Being young and foolish, we did a lot of thoroughly insane things (particularly considering the environment where we lived). Likely the most embarassing thing that ever happened to either of us happened while we lived there.

Over Thanksgiving one year, we decided to travel to the resort town of Pamukkale. Pamukkale is a very ancient health resort -- it has its beginnings in the time of the Hittites. The place is simply littered with Roman and Greek ruins. The natural attraction of the place are the most magnificent hot springs in the entire Meditteranean region.

http://www.camocagi.org/2004/max/pamukkale.jpg

If I told you that the name of the town means "cotton castle," I'm sure you can appreciate why. The waters were, for centuries, reputed to have curative powers. In recent years, the place has developed into quite the health resort -- there are several hotels that have been built on the site...each hotel takes a portion of the waters and routes them through different indoor and outdoor pools and then finally out to the terraces shown in the above picture. FWIW, this was the basic pattern followed by the Romans with their public baths they built on the site 2,000 years ago.

http://johnpaulheil.com/turkey/Thermal%20Pool%20at%20Pamukkale%202.JPG

Sorry for the long lead-up, but I really want you to appreciate this. So picture this: a young couple touring a resort built on an ancient Roman site that still has hot springs after 2,000 years. Touring there during the off-season (meaning very few, if any other people were there with us). Add on this that this is in a nominally Muslim country.

Well, after a long day touring the ruins, we decided to take a dip at night. So we went to an indoor thermal (spring-fed) pool that was built basically like a grotto. We're all alone in there (its the off-season, remember) and, well, we started to get rather amourous. There was a part of this pool that had a walkway over it (sort of like a little cave), so we swim over there and then get naked. We both thought that there was nobody around and that we wouldn't get caught. A few minutes later, in walks the somebody. We get really quiet really quickly. Looking out from this indented area, we see that it is a night watchman. We became extremely quiet extremely quickly, because we knew that we'd get busted if we even caused the water to ripple. So we dared not even get dressed because we might cause a little sound. The guard was walking around like he was looking for something, but he didn't appear to notice us. He even walked directly over us and stood there for several minutes. (Although the western part of Turkey was fairly modernized, particularly in tourist spots like this, public nudity, much less public sex, was not generally acceptable)

He finally left. We got our swimsuits on and went back to our room. I personally think that he knew exactly what he was doing and exactly where we were and exactly what we were doing. But we'd never know that for sure.

Its not just a job, its an adventure!

I love the pics and thank goodness you did not get caught. Thank you for sharing
 
Private_Label said:
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It goes in the other direction too...

I was chatting on line at 3 am or so with a friend and we were in the middle of a very intense chat... I was stark nekid and my mother didn't even bother knocking on my door, she opened the door and walked in. I very quickly pushed her out the door, she kept trying to ask her question, and I said "Not now mom..." (we had an old dog who was not in good health at the time)

I started locking the door any time my conversations with this firend of mine started heading in an intimate direction.

https://forum.literotica.com/images/icons/icon11.gif

The next day I had to sit down with my mother and have the Privacy chat with her again... When I moved back home, I gave her two options, 1.) I lock my door and she knocks, or 2.) I leave the door unlocked and she knocks...

<sigh> I'm 40 years old and my mother still barges into my room...
https://forum.literotica.com/images/icons/icon11.gif


moms out there remember to knock....I have a mother who does not knock and when the door is locked she tries to beat it down :rolleyes:
 
[QUOTE='Ol Tex]Long before Janet Jackson's Super Bowl 'wardrobe malfunction' my wife's moment of glory showed just that, her glory !! This was back in '97 when my mother-in-law still had a trailer house at a lake in East Texas and all the family had access to it whenever we wanted.
One week-end we had a get-together of boating and swimming and cooking out etc. where there were four of us couples there for the week-end. There were:
My wife & I
My wife's sister & her husband
Another couple that were long-time friends of my wife & her sister
My sister-in-law's 22 year old son & his girlfriend, (my wife's nephew)

So there were four guys & four gals and as was our usual custom, us guys would be up early and sit outside by the simmering campfire and have coffee and smoke and hold discussions on which world events we would solve so early in the morning.

So three of us guys were sitting outside one morning, (the nephew was still asleep), I remember the sun rising very brightly that morning and it was shining big-time when my wife stepped out on the porch. She had told me the night before to bring in our suitcases but I had forgot to do so. She realized that when she woke up and when she came out on the porch to ask had I not done so, I told her that I had not.

What she did not realize, as she stood there chewing me out for being so 'lax' in my duties was that the gown she was still in was being made VERY TRANSPARENT by the bright sun !! It was if she had come out completely nude !! After her tirade for my being so forgetfull, I turned to the brother-in-law and our friend and of course they were speechless !! Until my brother-in-law finally muttered, "I didn't know Linda SHAVED" !! (that's how transparent the gown was in that bright light) !

But, as if that wasn't bad enough, when I did finally bring in our suitcase, my wife was sitting on the couch and talking to her sister who was across from her, seated at a fold-up card table. They were both still in their gowns and, in a regular enviroment, my wife's gown was not so see-thru. But, what she did not realize was that there was a 'tear' in the material just under the left arm and the way my wife was sitting left her left breast VERY EXPOSED !!

I mentioned to her that I had brought in the suitcase but she did not change for a long time and my brother-in-law and our friend came inside many times for coffe or cigarettes or they 'forgot' their lighter etc, etc. I just assumed that Linda was so pissed at me that she was going to give the boys a 'show' but after the nephew woke and saw his aunt in such a revealing predictiment, he mentioned it to her so she finally changed.

Later, on the way home, she asked if 'they saw' and I told her they did but that what they saw on the porch put the tit show to shame !! :eek:[/QUOTE]

:eek: omg! roflmao :)
 
VermilionSkye said:
Do you make it a habit of playing two people at once?

Is it playing if they already know of it? LOL. Maybe playing WITH two people if the opportunity ever comes up but not playing two people.
 
Erotica_Writings said:
roflmao omg that is so funny lol


Yeah she keeps telling me when i get married she is gonna tell my wife that story I am like please don;t
 
Never had an embarrassing moment in my life.

Oh, wait. This isn't the liars thread. . .
 
ok ladies how many of you are guilty of this? your on a date and you let a ppop and blame it on the dog or cat cause ladies don't fart. lol I know I have lol
 
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