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What is your most embarrassing moment?

Moments I'd like not to remember

I'd met a woman, when I was living way out west in Unalaska/Dutch Harbor, AK. Well we'd flirt back and forth, and I was really interested in dating this woman; I had a birthday coming soon, and I asked her to be my date, and she agreed. Ah finally!!
The fateful evening arrived, and we went out for dinner and drinks. Too many drinks as it turned out. We ended the evening in her bed, and I couldn't get my penis to pay attention to what is going on, and I was upset to say the least, and by this time, she needed release; so I did the manly thing and licked and sucked her pussy until she cummed, and we slept the night away.
Damn, damn, damn. That evening ended up strengthening our friendship, but did absolutely nothing for something closer. I was seriously embarrassed.
Since then, I've paid close attention to how much I drink at ANY occasion. :eek: :eek:
 
rudystahrman said:
I'd met a woman, when I was living way out west in Unalaska/Dutch Harbor, AK. Well we'd flirt back and forth, and I was really interested in dating this woman; I had a birthday coming soon, and I asked her to be my date, and she agreed. Ah finally!!
The fateful evening arrived, and we went out for dinner and drinks. Too many drinks as it turned out. We ended the evening in her bed, and I couldn't get my penis to pay attention to what is going on, and I was upset to say the least, and by this time, she needed release; so I did the manly thing and licked and sucked her pussy until she cummed, and we slept the night away.
Damn, damn, damn. That evening ended up strengthening our friendship, but did absolutely nothing for something closer. I was seriously embarrassed.
Since then, I've paid close attention to how much I drink at ANY occasion. :eek: :eek:
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its true then a drunk cock cannot stand at attention :(
 
I felt like an idiot...last Feb we were at EW's riding our bikes on her property. I did a wheelie fell on my back right into cow shit :eek: :( :rolleyes:
 
DarkAngel48 said:
I felt like an idiot...last Feb we were at EW's riding our bikes on her property. I did a wheelie fell on my back right into cow shit :eek: :( :rolleyes:
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ooooooppppssss........lol
 
I have been taking some meds that create a lot of gas. Plus I have severe allergies and the tickle in my throat makes me cough a lot and mostly at inoppotune times. Well the coughing combined with the gas can create some dangerous situations, at least for everyone around me. :eek: LOL
 
Succulent-one said:
I have been taking some meds that create a lot of gas. Plus I have severe allergies and the tickle in my throat makes me cough a lot and mostly at inoppotune times. Well the coughing combined with the gas can create some dangerous situations, at least for everyone around me. :eek: LOL
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Well I would still dance the night away with you.... :kiss: How are you Sweetie..? I have missed you..Hope all is well :rose:
 
When I was in college, I was a big-time runner. An hour a day, walk-man on, just enjoying the road and peace... and the multitude of hotties jogging along the same path.

One day, as I was jogging along, a pair of very yummy-looking ladies were jogging towards me. The path was concrete with grass on either side. Being a relatively chivalrous guy, and hoping to look polite to the ladies, I went off the path and jogged on the grass.

Just as they passed my foot found a very nice divot in the grass! :eek: :eek: I tumbled to the ground in a heap. I picked myself up, didn't feel any twinge in my ankles or anywhere, picked up my walkman and my obliterated pride, DID NOT LOOK BACK and contined to jog along my way. :rolleyes:
 
Darkknight2010 said:
When I was in college, I was a big-time runner. An hour a day, walk-man on, just enjoying the road and peace... and the multitude of hotties jogging along the same path.

One day, as I was jogging along, a pair of very yummy-looking ladies were jogging towards me. The path was concrete with grass on either side. Being a relatively chivalrous guy, and hoping to look polite to the ladies, I went off the path and jogged on the grass.

Just as they passed my foot found a very nice divot in the grass! :eek: :eek: I tumbled to the ground in a heap. I picked myself up, didn't feel any twinge in my ankles or anywhere, picked up my walkman and my obliterated pride, DID NOT LOOK BACK and contined to jog along my way. :rolleyes:
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:eek: lmao (sorry I couldn't resist....quiet giggles)
 
lol ok it was last year in school, I was coming down the stairs, this really hot professor was in front of me . I tried to be really cool and dropped my books hoping it would pick them up so we could like hook up, he tripped over the damn books :eek: , sprung his ankle and think you guessed it we did not hook up :rolleyes:
 
DarkAngel48 said:
lol ok it was last year in school, I was coming down the stairs, this really hot professor was in front of me . I tried to be really cool and dropped my books hoping it would pick them up so we could like hook up, he tripped over the damn books :eek: , sprung his ankle and think you guessed it we did not hook up :rolleyes:
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Poor Baby..Well you know you always gots me :kiss: :kiss: :kiss:
 
I can't remember a specific incident, but I'm sure it was one of the few times (under the influence of food poisoning) that I accidentally sharted. Fortunately, this has never happened away from home.
 
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Just now (under the influence of alcohol and valium) going out onto the open porch to have a cigarette in nothing but a pair of saphire blue lace boycut panties.
 
Going into a shop to get some rolling tabacco and instead of asking for Golden Virgina....asking for Golden Vagina, got a queer look frome girl behind the counter thats for sure, wouldn't have been too bad if there wasn't such a big line of people behind me :D
 
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