What is your most embarrassing moment?

[DarkAngel48]

I have been taking some meds that create a lot of gas. Plus I have severe allergies and the tickle in my throat makes me cough a lot and mostly at inoppotune times. Well the coughing combined with the gas can create some dangerous situations, at least for everyone around me. LOL

roflmao....omg you poor thing.

 

[DarkAngel48]

Poor Baby..Well you know you always gots me

Wolfie together you and I have managed to break new micro waves, broke the diving board and we still haven't told EW about the mouse we let in the house last night oh shit bet she reads this, it was Wolfies idea! He wanted to tape its feet and make it moon dance runs for the hills!

 

[DarkAngel48]

I can't remember a specific incident, but I'm sure it was one of the few times (under the influence of food poisoning) that I accidentally sharted. Fortunately, this has never happened away from home.

I think we are still safe then? lol love the art work

 

[DarkAngel48]

Just now (under the influence of alcohol and valium) going out onto the open porch to have a cigarette in nothing but a pair of saphire blue lace boycut panties.

That reminded me of a incident, not on anything to be influenced by, I was napping on the couch , someone rang the bell, I darted to the door. Standing there were 4 Jehoviah witnesses staring at my nude chest I wonder who was more embarrassed me or them?........ diffinately them hee hee the devil made me do it.

 

[DarkAngel48]

Going into a shop to get some rolling tabacco and instead of asking for Golden Virgina....asking for Golden Vagina, got a queer look frome girl behind the counter thats for sure, wouldn't have been too bad if there wasn't such a big line of people behind me

lol we know what was on your mind huh? lol

 

[~Dacendaran~]

lol we know what was on your mind huh? lol

Definitely not with that girl lol, purely a slip of the tongue I tell you

 

[DarkAngel48]

Definitely not with that girl lol, purely a slip of the tongue I tell you

lol slip of the tongue huh? tongue vagina......yeah sure I believe ya...uh huh sure lol

 

[~Dacendaran~]

lol slip of the tongue huh? tongue vagina......yeah sure I believe ya...uh huh sure lol

LOL trust me it was, I was only up about 20 mins without coffee, late for work that day

 

[DarkAngel48]

LOL trust me it was, I was only up about 20 mins without coffee, late for work that day

because your tongue just couldn't stop slipping around.....vagina's will do that to ya , ya know....make you late for work, another thing will you make you late also if your female

 

[~Dacendaran~]

because your tongue just couldn't stop slipping around.....vagina's will do that to ya , ya know....make you late for work, another thing will you make you late also if your female

All of the above is very true lol, but alias I'm in the single club at present lol

 

[DarkAngel48]

All of the above is very true lol, but alias I'm in the single club at present lol

I stay in the single club

 

[keiffers]

I stay in the single club

alot more fun that way

 

[DarkAngel48]

alot more fun that way

lol alot less head aches too, with the where are you going, why are you late? shit when I leave on my bike I am all in to the roar of thunder the wind caressing my face , yeah thats why I will never leave the single club

 

[keiffers]

lol alot less head aches too, with the where are you going, why are you late? shit when I leave on my bike I am all in to the roar of thunder the wind caressing my face , yeah thats why I will never leave the single club

yep, exactly!

 

[~Dacendaran~]

I stay in the single club

by choice?

 

[DarkAngel48]

yep, exactly!

 

[keiffers]

then I'll see ya in a little while right? where was it did you say you were going before hand LOL jk

 

[DarkAngel48]

by choice?

at 22 you bet its by choice

 

[DarkAngel48]

then I'll see ya in a little while right? where was it did you say you were going before hand LOL jk

I am going to go to the fridge for a cold bud, want one?

 

[~Dacendaran~]

at 22 you bet its by choice

LOL, 4yrs younger than me , you've tons of time

 

[keiffers]

I am going to go to the fridge for a cold bud, want one?

that works for me - help me forget for a little while that I have to goto work tomorrow

 

[DarkAngel48]

LOL, 4yrs younger than me , you've tons of time

actually I lied I am 23

 

[DarkAngel48]

that works for me - help me forget for a little while that I have to goto work tomorrow

ewwwwwww on a Sunday that sucks, lol well what am I complaining about I got to clean out the stalls, horse sure do shit alot

 

[~Dacendaran~]

actually I lied I am 23

LOL, 3 then

 

[keiffers]

ewwwwwww on a Sunday that sucks, lol well what am I complaining about I got to clean out the stalls, horse sure do shit alot

I wouldn't have a problem with that, atleast not initially - atleast it is better in my opinion than being on the phone and having people rip me a new a$$ LOL