What makes you feel like a true adult?

[MedicalMuse]

What concert are we going to?

The steel drivers?

 

[SixShooter14]

The steel drivers?

Sounds good. They'll be here next weekend. I'll see ya there

 

[jason28053]

For Daisy

 

[Tallulah82]

Hearing the word toy and not picturing Lego.

The thread says "True Adult" not "True Pervert"

 

[barefootgirl69]

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You know, if I had known what my day was going to turn out like, I would have never posted this. Pretty sure it jinxed me!

 

[BadAmy]

A simple flick of a finger, and I bruise for days. Wtaf?

 

[barefootgirl69]

A simple flick of a finger, and I bruise for days. Wtaf?

I have bruises on both wrists and no idea how it happened! Probably just wishful thinking!

 

[Dribble]

I have bruises on both wrists and no idea how it happened! Probably just wishful thinking!

Casper the "friendly" ghost

 

[hawi13]

I can no longer fit all my possessions in my car and move in one trip.

 

[Mattentive]

The thread says "True Adult" not "True Pervert"

I'm merely an aspiring pervert unsuccessfully role-playing as an adult. One day I hope to combine the two with great fanfare.
https://i.imgur.com/hB2QkgV.jpg

 

[Dcharger]

At my work, there is a new Sports coach. Her and I have chatted maybe 3 times. Yesterday she was going on about how she's on her last shirt and that all her clothes are dirty. I said, "if you have so many dirty clothes, you should bring them in and w/ my commercial washers / dryers". She could have them done in no time. Apparently the joke was on me. Today she brings in a laundry basket full of clothes and says, "thanks so much. I suck at doing laundry". And just like that, I end up doing 2 loads of laundry (1 white & 1 color load). They were all done and folded in under 2 hrs. The small washer takes 35 mins and the larger one take 55 mins. Both dryers usually finish the job in 35 mins time on low. So I gave her a hard time for a min or 2. She's 26 and doesn't do laundry well. When she came back, "you didn't have to fold them for me". Now I would I want do go through the hassle of washing clothes to turn around and have them all wrinkly? Hopefully I made her day. And to think today was MY SPECIAL DAY. Wonder if she'll bring more in tomorrow.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Day drinking in titty bars

 

[BadAmy]

Exhaustion after reading one chapter of a book.

 

[Blaggs08]

Paying if my credit card
Hanging a picture (yes dad I did put a nail in the wall)
Cashing out investments (crypto) to pay for holidays for my aging parents
Remembering to put the bins out

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Raw dogging a GILF while she feeds me donut holes.

 

[scott24573]

Raw dogging a GILF while she feeds me donut holes.

Show me your ways! I’d love some dessert while I’m raw dogging lol

 

[SadieAnne]

Selling a house and buying one with a pool, by myself.

 

[base10]

Selling a house and buying one with a pool, by myself.

That’s a win

 

[BadAmy]

...Gleefully anticipating the 9pm bedtime hour more than just about anything.

 

[Backagainpart4]

...Gleefully anticipating the 9pm bedtime hour more than just about anything.

Sad but true. I go to bed that early too

 

[GreatWhiteCock]

...Gleefully anticipating the 9pm bedtime hour more than just about anything.

I'm right there with you. After work and dinner I'm pretty much tapped out

 

[RosewoodTulip]

Getting the responsible shit done when I really don't want to.

 

[Mikey1970]

First, this is a horrible question lol, bodily Being 52 and mentally 18, and sounding like a bowl of rice krispies I feel those years. I get a kick when Our oldest son tells us about his son getting a real kiss at the bus stop, or trying a cigarette, then I get up and look in the mirror and think "I'm not that old" ain't delusion grand!?

 

[PassionsFlame]

Getting AARP ads.
Needing a pillow for my knees.
Posting bills and paying bills and.. so on.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Getting AARP ads.
Needing a pillow for my knees.
Posting bills and paying bills and.. so on.

A pillow for your knees...quite a nice visual...