Krigirl1233
Horny
- Joined
- Apr 2, 2022
- Posts
- 544
When a teenager calls me ma’am
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I only laugh cause I know the feeling!Opening up a new tube of Biofreeze.
Our daughter in college is getting her first off campus apartment. Same here.Having my daughter ask me to look over the lease she was about to sign for her first apartment. Then helping her shop for essentials. I suddenly remembered my mom doing that with me. I’m the grown up now.
Hey stranger!!Having accumulated a collection of sex toys so vast, I could use one every day from now until Monday and never use the same one twice!
-Ben
LoL @ myself. I think I only have 1. (naughty dice). I guess I lead a dull boring life.Having accumulated a collection of sex toys so vast, I could use one every day from now until Monday and never use the same one twice!
-Ben
Being a store cashier and selling tampons and condoms and ExLax without thinking anything about it.Going to the store and buying tampax for my wife without wigging out about it...
Only $7000? Lucky duck.When I shell out nearly $7,000 in annual property tax![]()
Bleach definitely has a winning in life smell. Last night I loved soft, cool sheets after hard, hot work out in the sun.What makes you feel like you have your life together? That you are truly adulting and doing it well?
For me it’s a well organized fridge and a clean kitchen sink. A freshly scrubbed sink that smells like bleach makes me feel like I’m winning at life.
What concert are we going to?buying more concert tickets. Because why not.