What makes you feel like a true adult?

Good question! I guess having to sign my own medical forms makes me feel like an adult, just as an example. I often don't feel like an adult, thanks to my C-PTSD from childhood trauma.
 
Having accumulated a collection of sex toys so vast, I could use one every day from now until Monday and never use the same one twice!


-Ben
LoL @ myself. I think I only have 1. (naughty dice). I guess I lead a dull boring life.
 
That's a good question. Sometimes I think I am an Earthbound extraterrestrial as I simply can't understand/relate most of the bullshit so called adults engage in.
 
What makes you feel like you have your life together? That you are truly adulting and doing it well?

For me it’s a well organized fridge and a clean kitchen sink. A freshly scrubbed sink that smells like bleach makes me feel like I’m winning at life.
Bleach definitely has a winning in life smell. Last night I loved soft, cool sheets after hard, hot work out in the sun.
 
Lately I’ve taken a liking to store brand Ginger Ale. I’ve always associated ginger ale with old people who have given up on life, kids who are pretending to drink alcohol, or a kid with an upset stomach whose mom gives them flat ginger ale and crackers.

I don’t know if I’m ginger deficient or simply maturing, but I suddenly don’t hate the taste of it like I used to.

When I drink ginger ale I start to feel like I want to call AARP on speaker phone and yell that I cant hear them, while looking out the window at the neighbors and thinking ‘Now, what are they doing?’
 
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